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post #1 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:12pm
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http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/...79/detail.html

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Cola Wars Get Physical As Pepsi Worker Attacks Coke Employee

POSTED: 11:28 am EDT October 12, 2007

WHITE TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Pepsi or Coke? The battle continues.

Police in White Township, Indiana County, are investigating after a Pepsi employee allegedly assaulted a Coca-Cola employee while making a delivery at the Oakland Avenue Wal-Mart on Oct. 1.

According to police, Robert Koscho, 48, of Ebensburg, Pa., and the Pepsi employee, who has not been identified, were bickering back and fourth while making their deliveries.

As Koscho left the store, police said, the Pepsi employee called him over and punched him three times in the face, breaking Koscho's nose and giving him a black eye.

At this time, police continue to investigate the incident.
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post #2 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:40pm
Fuck Pepsi.
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post #3 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:42pm
Pepsi takes the initiative!
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post #4 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:43pm
Pepsi is for steers and queers.


Yeah, I said that.
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post #5 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:44pm
Coke is for terrorists.
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post #6 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by Detonathor
Coke is for terrorists.
On behalf of the Coca Cola Corporation, I feel I must declare a Jihad on you and the Pepsi infidels. Prepare for chemical warfare!

I'm going to splash bottles of Coke on you and hope it eats away your flesh like Alien's blood
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post #7 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:47pm
Coke is God jizz.

Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper.



Ok, I'm done.
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post #8 of 83
10/12/07 at 3:52pm
Dr. Pepper used to fuck guys like Coke and Pepsi in prison.
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post #9 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:12pm
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We just had our own Coke wars a few weeks ago.

But yes, Coke is for Right-wing, Christian, Conservative whack jobs, who hate black people, hate homosexuals, hate children, hate old people, hate military troops even though they "support" them, and hate freedom but say they're fighting for it.

Fuck Coca-Cola and all you Coca-Cola loving weenies.

Guess what Pepsi has? Red, white and blue in it's logo. That's because it's American! If you love life and freedom you drink Pepsi! U-S-A! U-S-A!*

(*I am Canadian by the way...)
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post #10 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:13pm
Dr. Pepper would also have the common decency to fuck a stranger in the ass and give him a reach around.
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post #11 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:18pm
Pepsi tastes like #1 on this list
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post #12 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:19pm
Coke is Pepsi's bitch.

And is the drink of choice of former communists who deal in human trafficking.

Hail Pepsi!
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post #13 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:21pm
Can we at least agree that Shasta and Faygo are both f'ing terrible?
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post #14 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:25pm
Brendan, there's a word for Canadians who prefer Pepsi over Coke: Québécois.
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post #15 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:36pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
We just had our own Coke wars a few weeks ago.

But yes, Coke is for Right-wing, Christian, Conservative whack jobs, who hate black people, hate homosexuals, hate children, hate old people, hate military troops even though they "support" them, and hate freedom but say they're fighting for it.
Then how do you explain this?

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post #16 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:39pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
But yes, Coke is for Right-wing, Christian, Conservative whack jobs, who hate black people, hate homosexuals, hate children, hate old people, hate military troops even though they "support" them, and hate freedom but say they're fighting for it.[/SIZE]
Oh yeah? Then why does Ann Coulter have a tattoo of the Pepsi logo on her inner left thigh? Tell me that, smart guy.
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post #17 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:40pm
This is how RC will win in the end.
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post #18 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:42pm
Whatever happened to Shasta?
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post #19 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:45pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
Whatever happened to Shasta?
I've already expressed my displeasure with Shasta. Me and a congressional resolution passed by the house a few days back agreeing with me.
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post #20 of 83
10/12/07 at 4:58pm
Coke is better than Pepsi, but if you call any other soda that isn't Coke by the name coke, claiming it is a generic name for soda, you are an inbred hick that likes to be diddled by Uncle Roy.
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post #21 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:06pm
Who in their right mind asks for a "Jack and Pepsi"? That's right nobody.
LongLiveCoke!
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post #22 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
Coke is better than Pepsi, but if you call any other soda that isn't Coke by the name coke, claiming it is a generic name for soda, you are an inbred hick that likes to be diddled by Uncle Roy.
Now, see? Why do you have to go and open old wounds like that? Just let our chromosomally challenged friends be.
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post #23 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:43pm
I have awaited the return of the Cola Wars.

This time, we invade RC Cola's HQ before the Allies arrive. How else are we going to unveil "Squirt: The Final Solution" before year's end?
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post #24 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:44pm
RC Cola is the Ron Paul of sodas.
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post #25 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:45pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by inthemind.com
Who in their right mind asks for a "Jack and Pepsi"? That's right nobody.
LongLiveCoke!
Who the hell wants to drink Jack Daniels anyways?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattioli
Oh yeah? Then why does Ann Coulter have a tattoo of the Pepsi logo on her inner left thigh? Tell me that, smart guy.
The fact that you know this is bothersome. Why were down there? Note how you said "left thigh"... that's her liberal part.

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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Then how do you explain this?
Photoshop. Plus it's Diet Coke. So he gets a pass for being "healthy". And that says 1999... he was under a lot of stress back then and probably made a poor choice like he's used to doing.
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post #26 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:49pm
Damn, there goes my initiave to order a jack and coke for the first time tomarrow night.
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post #27 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
The fact that you know this is bothersome. Why were down there?
Um, the Bible... just flip to the Book of Revelations. It's all there.
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post #28 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
Coke is better than Pepsi, but if you call any other soda that isn't Coke by the name coke, claiming it is a generic name for soda, you are an inbred hick that likes to be diddled by Uncle Roy.
I hope several large black men rape you so hard that your anus prolapses and can't be surgically repaired. Leaving you forever with a large lump of your internal anal canal hanging in the crack of your ass. Then Uncle Roy can pay you a visit.

Cokes/sodas/colas/carbonated drinks are bad for you.
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post #29 of 83
10/12/07 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
I hope several large black men rape you so hard that your anus prolapses and can't be surgically repaired. Leaving you forever with a large lump of your internal anal canal hanging in the crack of your ass.
I see you've read L.A. Rex.
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post #30 of 83
10/12/07 at 6:16pm
Now that's what I call a Pepsi challenge.
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post #31 of 83
10/12/07 at 7:21pm
Has anyone ever ordered a Jack and Coke and not sounded like a total douche while doing so?
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post #32 of 83
10/12/07 at 7:53pm
This is just part of Coca-Cola's master plan.

http://origin.theonion.com/content/node/39296

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28135
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post #33 of 83
10/12/07 at 8:20pm
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The 30 litre one will happen. Give it another year or two.
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post #34 of 83
10/12/07 at 8:49pm
Can't we all agree that since 7-up has changed their formula a few years back that it just sucks now?
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post #35 of 83
10/12/07 at 8:57pm
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Originally Posted by Rob Rocco
Brendan, there's a word for Canadians who prefer Pepsi over Coke: Québécois.
You're totally right. Those who have best taste .

We shipped you Celine Dion, remember? We got rid of that.
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post #36 of 83
10/12/07 at 10:54pm
Bastards. Take her back & give us Sarah!
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post #37 of 83
10/13/07 at 10:39pm
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Originally Posted by Detonathor
Coke is for terrorists.
Coke is for Scorsese
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post #38 of 83
10/14/07 at 5:17pm
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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/off...fistfight.wtae

How many puns can you put in a report?
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post #39 of 83
10/14/07 at 5:24pm
Drink Barq's you bastards. Or Orange Soda. And Pepsi is for yankees and Canadians. And all soft drinks are cokes. And it was Uncle Billy Bob not Uncle Roy who did the Deliverance recreations.

And thank you all for this thread, since I am laughing my ass off on a shitty day.
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post #40 of 83
10/14/07 at 5:44pm
Strange, they seemed so friendly in the commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMo6o0BtFG8
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post #41 of 83
10/14/07 at 6:08pm
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Orange soda tastes like dust that's been sitting around for years.
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post #42 of 83
10/14/07 at 7:34pm
I support Barq's and find Mug to taste terrible. Anyone else agree with me on this?
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post #43 of 83
10/14/07 at 7:42pm
A&W used to fuck guys like Barq's and Mug in prison.
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post #44 of 83
10/14/07 at 7:43pm
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What about Dad's Old Fashioned root beer?
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post #45 of 83
10/14/07 at 7:47pm
I've had Dad's Old Fashion Root Beer, (It's at the office). Good stuff, although I can't say if it surpasses Barq's in taste simple because I don't really drink a lot of regular soda (trying to keep weight down). But I will say Squirt is terrible and I have no idea why people like it.
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post #46 of 83
10/14/07 at 8:52pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
But I will say Squirt is terrible and I have no idea why people like it.
They like drinking Smirnoff Ice, but don't want that pesky alcohol to give them any enjoyment.
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post #47 of 83
10/14/07 at 9:16pm
I remember a few years ago when I went to San Francisco it seemed every restaurant we went to had their own root beer. Food stuff. And Barq's is the only decent root beer.

And Brendan, those are fighting words on orange soda. You are talking about the nectar of the gods. Goose Island Brewery used to have good orange soda.
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post #48 of 83
10/14/07 at 9:27pm
Barq's is OK, but I'd go with A&W or Hires first. Don't like Dad's or Mug.
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post #49 of 83
10/14/07 at 10:36pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Can't we all agree that since 7-up has changed their formula a few years back that it just sucks now?
God DAMN right about that one, Hocken.

Cheney and Haliburton's work. I can smell it.

Fuckers. I miss my Un.
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post #50 of 83
10/15/07 at 1:24am
I'm a big fan of IBC root beer myself. Best i've ever had though is Sprecher's which I got once in Chicago. Man that was good root beer.
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