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post #51 of 83
I've had Mountain Dew and while I probably am committing some internet blasphemy here. But I didn't like how it tasted at all.
post #52 of 83
I pretty much only drink Mountain Dew for functional reasons, i.e. caffeine and sugar. I don't mind the taste, I guess I view it as Sprite with caffeine benefits.
post #53 of 83

It's pretty tasty.
post #54 of 83
Doesn't anyone....

WANT A FANTA? DONCHA WANT A, WANT A FANTA, DONCHA WANNA?
post #55 of 83
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Originally Posted by Martianman
Doesn't anyone....

WANT A FANTA? DONCHA WANT A, WANT A FANTA, DONCHA WANNA?
In my mind, I'm punching you in the testicles so hard right now.
post #56 of 83
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
I've had Mountain Dew and while I probably am committing some internet blasphemy here. But I didn't like how it tasted at all.
Mountain Dew is sweat from Satan's taint. That shit puts me to sleep faster than it gives me a second wind.

Dr. Pepper, now THERE is a drink with some fucking class.
post #57 of 83
The taste of Mountain Dew is OK I guess, but my big problem with it is that it's always semi-flat, no matter how freshly uncapped it is. It's the carbonated equivalent of being holed up in my crotch for 7 to 8 hours.
post #58 of 83
"With our new 30-liter size, that won't be a problem. Two liters is nothing. I could urinate two liters for you right now. But 30 liters? That's untouchable."

That 'quote' was golden.

The real question is: whatever happened to Tahiti Treat?
post #59 of 83
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Can't we all agree that since 7-up has changed their formula a few years back that it just sucks now?
I still love Cherry-7up.....even if it is impossible to find it sometimes.
post #60 of 83
So, uh, what's the word on the street regarding Cranberry Sierra Mist? I've never drank a Sierra Mist before, but damn if that Cranberry ain't calling to me.

Regarding lemon-lime flavored sodas, I'm officially addicted to Sprite Zero. It's second only to the miracle that is Diet Dr. Pepper in terms of diet beverages that taste just like their fattening, sugary counterparts. Moreover, it's so good that I'd dehydrate it, scrape the powdery residue into tight rails, and snort it off a stripper's rear end. I'm just saying, is all.
post #61 of 83
post #62 of 83
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Originally Posted by DJ HiPPiE
I still love Cherry-7up.....even if it is impossible to find it sometimes.
I remember Diet Cherry 7-up in middle school. That was like drinking pink water.
post #63 of 83
If it ain't Surge, then it ain't shit.
post #64 of 83
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
I remember Diet Cherry 7-up in middle school. That was like drinking pink water.
Oh god.....Diet cherry is simply the worst....I tried it when I gave up regular sodas as part of my diet....But it's just horrible.

Switched over the jones sugar free black cherry soda and haven't looked back.....Good stuff but for some reason it's better in the bottle than in the can.
post #65 of 83
Thread Starter 
All soda/pop/cola tastes better in a bottle. Plastic or glass. Doesn't which but it will always taste better than a can.
post #66 of 83
Ok, to actually contribute to the thread now--I used to drink Diet Mandarin Orange Slice all the time. My roommates at the time used to drink my Cokes all the time, so I started buying that flavor of Slice, and they never took any of those. Heh.
post #67 of 83
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
I've had Mountain Dew and while I probably am committing some internet blasphemy here. But I didn't like how it tasted at all.
The only crime you're committing here is the Crime of Truth. Mountain Dew is unfiltered mountain goat semen.

That said, the Halo 3 Mountain Dew is a beautiful thing.
post #68 of 83
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
That said, the Halo 3 Mountain Dew is a beautiful thing.
Are you implying that Master Chief personally harvest goat semen? Because if so nerds will tear you apart and ravage your corpse.
post #69 of 83
Well, that would certainly be a more coherent and intriguing story than what happened in Halo 3.
post #70 of 83
Are we then saying that it's biologically possible to have an animal's jizz infused with carbon dioxide?
post #71 of 83
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
So, uh, what's the word on the street regarding Cranberry Sierra Mist? I've never drank a Sierra Mist before, but damn if that Cranberry ain't calling to me.
I'm staying away from the Cranberry, but regular Sierra Mist is my favorite lemon-lime soda. It's much lighter and easier to drink than Sprite.

I like Mountain Dew, but it doesn't have nearly enough caffeine to have any effect on me. Then again none of the "energy" drinks really do.
post #72 of 83
I second what Chris says about Sierra Mist aka Slice.
post #73 of 83
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Are we then saying that it's biologically possible to have an animal's jizz infused with carbon dioxide?
Vanilla Coke and Pepsi Blue were marketed toxic waste, but what you described was Orbitz, the true damnation of all drinks.



It's wasn't carbonated, so to simulate a soda it went for gelatine bubbles. Kinda like a bubble tea.

An evil bubble tea that tasted like raw sewage.
post #74 of 83
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Vanilla Coke and Pepsi Blue were marketed toxic waste, but what you described was Orbitz, the true damnation of all drinks.



It's wasn't carbonated, so to simulate a soda it went for gelatine bubbles. Kinda like a bubble tea.

An evil bubble tea that tasted like raw sewage.
AAAAIIIEEEE!! My eyes! MY EYES!! I never thought I'd have to look at that shit again! Probably made by the same sick fucks who thought Crystal Pepsi was a good idea.

My ex had an interesting experiment going on. He had a bottle of Orbitz, and he'd kept it unopened in the back of his kitchen cabinet for 10 years. He had no plans to drink it. He just wanted to see if, over the years, the creepy little orbs in it would disintergrate. They never did - which leads me to believe that they're the styrofoam packing peanuts of the soft drink world.

And again - my avatar works perfectly with that picture.
post #75 of 83
Orbitz, yet one of the many abominiations of the 90s.
post #76 of 83
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
So, uh, what's the word on the street regarding Cranberry Sierra Mist? I've never drank a Sierra Mist before, but damn if that Cranberry ain't calling to me.

Regarding lemon-lime flavored sodas, I'm officially addicted to Sprite Zero. It's second only to the miracle that is Diet Dr. Pepper in terms of diet beverages that taste just like their fattening, sugary counterparts. Moreover, it's so good that I'd dehydrate it, scrape the powdery residue into tight rails, and snort it off a stripper's rear end. I'm just saying, is all.
Cranberry Sierra Mist isn't too bad; I've had worse. Right now though, Coke Zero and Sprite Zero are my heroin and crack, respectively.
post #77 of 83
Oddly enough I've never had Coke Zero, never had the desire to try it. Which is funny since I'm pouring splenda into my tea at work every morning.
post #78 of 83
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
We should both feel ashamed at the "Product of Canada" stamp on it.
post #79 of 83
Fuck snake oil! To hell with penicillin! ORANGINA will cure what ails ya! I was sick as a dog a couple months ago, puking and head threatening to explode, etc, etc. One of my roommates walked in and was like "Dude, you look like you're dying," and I feebly said "Orangina..... get me an Orangina... I'll pay you back later [PUKE]." So a few minutes later he buys and comes back with an Orangina, which I promptly started chugging and suddenly shot up onto my feet, spry and happy and clear headed. By the time I finished the drink I was fit as a fiddle. And that's a true story, with the dialogue probably altered by the ravages of time.
post #80 of 83
Orangina ain't bad at all. But they're a little "overtly gay European" feel to the drink. Still is the best orange soda out there.

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Originally Posted by Trejo
We should both feel ashamed at the "Product of Canada" stamp on it.
Nah, we can do worse.
post #81 of 83
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Oddly enough I've never had Coke Zero, never had the desire to try it. Which is funny since I'm pouring splenda into my tea at work every morning.
It's funny, because I think Coke Zero tries to market itself as tasting even more like regular Coke than Diet Coke. And actually, diet Coke is the one with the sweeter taste. Coke Zero tastes really flat to me.
post #82 of 83
That's been basically the same comment I've heard about Coke Zeo and it's short lived Low-Carb fad relative C2, that it tastes really flat.
post #83 of 83
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Orangina ain't bad at all. But they're a little "overtly gay European" feel to the drink. Still is the best orange soda out there.



Nah, we can do worse.
Gay!? It rhymes with fucking vaginas!
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