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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Vanilla Coke and Pepsi Blue were marketed toxic waste, but what you described was Orbitz, the true damnation of all drinks. 
It's wasn't carbonated, so to simulate a soda it went for gelatine bubbles. Kinda like a bubble tea.
An evil bubble tea that tasted like raw sewage.
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AAAAIIIEEEE!! My eyes! MY EYES!! I never thought I'd have to look at that shit again! Probably made by the same sick fucks who thought Crystal Pepsi was a good idea.
My ex had an interesting experiment going on. He had a bottle of Orbitz, and he'd kept it unopened in the back of his kitchen cabinet for 10 years. He had no plans to drink it. He just wanted to see if, over the years, the creepy little orbs in it would disintergrate. They never did - which leads me to believe that they're the styrofoam packing peanuts of the soft drink world.
And again - my avatar works perfectly with that picture.