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post #101 of 107
10/23/07 at 3:59pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
Christ, I feel like Fabfunk right now. But with less disappointment in myself.
Still not an enviable position to be in, though.
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post #102 of 107
10/24/07 at 9:37am
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Originally Posted by summer smile
Queenie June or Lynn Alpena?

Neither of them seem very sexy... Not fair.
You're welcome to borrow mine: Muffin Fairview
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post #103 of 107
10/26/07 at 2:26am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
More Stormy Daniels! And more comedic Randy Spears. The guy is hilarious.

But as for "more bush", keep it trimmed and we're cool. Full on forest isn't good. But we've had this debate countless times.

Less disgusting looking fake tits would be good too. Looking at you Brianna Banks!

And I concur with the more "passionate" sex scenes. That's what makes the Sapphic Erotica stuff so good. That's some hot shit.

Christ, I feel like Fabfunk right now. But with less disappointment in myself.

Hell Yes! More Stormy Daniels
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post #104 of 107
10/26/07 at 4:12am
I can't remember his name to save my life, but I knew a guy in high school who insisted that he was going to be a pornstar, with the chosen nom de guerre: Nutty Butty.
He was dead serious and just such a ratty little fucker that I'd love to see if his dream came true.
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post #105 of 107
10/26/07 at 4:17am
Shoot for the stars, beautiful dreamer, shoot for the stars.
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post #106 of 107
10/26/07 at 4:23am
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Originally Posted by Greg David
Shoot for the face, beautiful dreamer, shoot for the face.
Fixed.
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post #107 of 107
10/31/07 at 3:04am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I'd like more 18 year old punk rock chicks with short black/purple hair and glasses with big thick black frames, and I'd like to replace the outdated porn muzak with Dinosaur Jr. and Sonic Youth (and occasionally, Neutral Milk Hotel). I'd like the characters to tell jokes at inappropriate times, and I'd like the girls in the films to be ticklish and giggle. I want the heat of passion to be interupted with 40 second stretches of silence when the girl thinks she hears her mom upstairs. I want scenes of cuddling where they discuss their favorite Disney movie and the guy is trying to explain the Brave Little Toaster to her because she's never seen it, and she laughs at him because it "sounds stupid". I want all films to conclude with the two rummaging through the messy room, looking for their clothes, until one says "Hey, you wanna get something to eat or something?" and the other replies "Yeah, I'm kinda hungry."
"You must spread some blah blah blah fuck it"

That was cool!
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