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A little less high-tech than the more recent ankle severings

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But you gotta appreciate the gang taking it old-school for the pep rally.

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PARKER, Colo. - It was supposed to be a celebration at Lutheran High School southeast of Denver, but the homecoming festivities turned into a tragic accident.

During a pep rally inside the school's gymnasium Friday afternoon, the senior football players took to the court to play a game of tug-of-war with the junior football players.

Witnesses say during the competition, two juniors, who had the rope wrapped around their hands, started to scream.

Sophomore Jenni Kjerstad said it was a chaotic scene inside the school.

"Hearing it was pretty gross. There was like a lot of people screaming and just all blood flying everywhere and just people running out of the room," she said.

Parker Police say the boys suffered severe injuries, partially severing their hands.

"The injuries consisted of partial amputation of the right hand on both players," said Lt. Sam Realmuto of the Parker Police Department.
post #2 of 9
I hope they're leftys.
post #3 of 9
The good thing is is that they're all right.
post #4 of 9
You have to hand it to them. Every body gave them a big hand. They won the contest hand over fist.


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I can already see Old Bruce Wayne shambling around the bend.
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Now for some reason I wanna see the Bruce Wayne screaming picture, with the addition of a bleeding stump of an arm.
post #6 of 9
How exactly did this happen? What were they using, piano wire?
post #7 of 9
Realising it was just a freak accident, the students wanted to wave any charges, but instead just bled all over the floor.
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post #9 of 9
So who won the tug of war? I guess the other team, since these guys didn't have all hands on deck. Just two, apparently.
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