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95-year old Chinese woman is horny

post #1 of 23
10/16/07 at 2:31pm
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A 95 year old woman from Zhanjiang, south China, has sprouted a 12 centimetre long horn on her forehead. The horn first grew in 2003 and has grown progressively bigger and bigger, taking over the poor woman's face. Doctors are baffled by the protrusion - and can only speculate that Xiou Ling is suffering a hormone imbalance. Her family are currently saving up for treatment to remove it.
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post #2 of 23
10/16/07 at 2:36pm
Hormone imbalance?
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post #3 of 23
10/16/07 at 2:47pm
She has an abundance of demonostrone.
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post #4 of 23
10/16/07 at 4:26pm
I think i'll cue up some Cliff Richards.
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post #5 of 23
10/16/07 at 4:32pm
I never want to be that old. Jesus. Even if it means I could possibly grow a horn.
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post #6 of 23
10/16/07 at 4:33pm
Good lord, I don't know what's more disturbing; that that woman is horny, or that that woman is horny.
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post #7 of 23
10/16/07 at 4:35pm
Dagoth didn't age really well.
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post #8 of 23
10/16/07 at 4:42pm
I wonder if they'll cut it off and make a soup out of it.
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post #9 of 23
10/16/07 at 4:57pm
What does the family have to save up for? Seems like a quick slash of a katana and bam! problem solved.
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post #10 of 23
10/16/07 at 4:59pm
Now we know where her family keeps their keys.
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post #11 of 23
10/16/07 at 7:24pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
What does the family have to save up for? Seems like a quick slash of a katana and bam! problem solved.
Have some cultural sensitivity! Katana is Japanese! They lop this off broad's faceticle with something like this:
http://www.egreenway.com/taichichuan...s/saber26a.jpg
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post #12 of 23
10/16/07 at 7:44pm
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Originally Posted by Anderson
I wonder if they'll cut it off and make a soup out of it.
They would and claim it would cure impotence, low energy and increase sexual prowness.
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post #13 of 23
10/16/07 at 8:10pm
So, not so much Mitsurugi, more Hwang, or Xing Hua.
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post #14 of 23
10/16/07 at 10:29pm
China's population problem might be solved overnight, if we can start hunting them for their ivory now.
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post #15 of 23
10/16/07 at 10:39pm
I think it is adorable.
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post #16 of 23
10/16/07 at 10:50pm
Mommy Fortuna has a deal with the Chinese government.
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post #17 of 23
10/17/07 at 10:27am
There are some really funny people here. Thanks.
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post #18 of 23
10/17/07 at 10:01pm
all I know is that my Halloween costume is now redundant.
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post #19 of 23
10/18/07 at 1:41pm
I guess when she dries her face after washing it, she doesn't have to necessarily hang the towel elsewhere.
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post #20 of 23
10/18/07 at 1:45pm
1: She has earrings on. Never stop tryin', nana.

2: I can't leave an ingrown hair alone for ten minutes. No way would that thing have gotten that big on my head without being picked off at the larval stage.

3: A headbutt from her would be the coolest Mortal Kombat finishing move ever.
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post #21 of 23
10/18/07 at 3:19pm
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Originally Posted by Phil!
1: She has earrings on. Never stop tryin', nana.
"You know, Gran, a little lipstick would probably distract away from that."
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post #22 of 23
10/18/07 at 3:24pm
Has she tried Oxy 10 on that pimple? She looks like a human door knocker.

I-I have to know what happens if you twist or move the horn. Does confetti shoot out her ears or what?
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post #23 of 23
10/18/07 at 3:32pm
Her legs open, with a sound like very old stone scraping against more very old stone.
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