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WHO IS THE MOST ANNOYING MOVIE CHARACTER IN YOUR OPINION!!!

post #1 of 36
8/16/00 at 3:19pm
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in my opinion the most annoying movie character is Jar Jar Binks,or Jar Jar Sucks Ass Binks,which is what i like to call him.tell me what yours are

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post #2 of 36
8/16/00 at 3:24pm
Private Opum from Saving Private Ryan...he was the guy who froze up when he could have been saving his friend from being slowly stabbed...I still have nightmares about that damn scene...

Second would be Paul Riser in Aliens...I never laughed so hard as when he died! I hated Mad About You too...
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post #3 of 36
8/16/00 at 3:27pm
Chris Tucker from the Fifth Element is up there as well.
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post #4 of 36
8/16/00 at 3:35pm
Aye! Tucker single-handedly ruined what MIGHT have been a halfway decent flick.
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post #5 of 36
8/16/00 at 3:37pm
John Getz as Maxwell Potterdam III in Men at Work. Actually, John Getz is excruciatingly annoying in any roll.

Warren Beatty is also tremendously annoying - in any roll - except for one thing: He does "bewilderment" better than anyone - possibly because he's so clueless anyway.

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post #6 of 36
8/16/00 at 4:55pm
Any Pauley Shore character.
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post #7 of 36
8/16/00 at 5:00pm
Warren Beatty as Bulworth.

Had he been in the theater when I watched it, Annette Bening would be a widow right now.
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post #8 of 36
8/16/00 at 5:13pm
Bulworth is the only movie I can remember that made me feel ashamed, insulted, embarrassed, angry and bored all at the same time.
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post #9 of 36
8/16/00 at 6:14pm
Jar Jar is such a cop-out answer.

The real thing is so much worse. Matter of fact-I think Lucas used the person I'm going to vote for as a template.

Joe Pesci as Leo Getz in the Lethal Weapon films.

Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay-Okay- SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Hey Joe-Remember when you had DIGNITY?!

Will it to me RIIIIIGGS!
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post #10 of 36
8/16/00 at 6:47pm
I love you, HAM, you crazy f*ck.
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post #11 of 36
8/16/00 at 6:50pm
There is an actor - Michael J. Pollard - who has played in such roles as Little Fauss in Little Fauss and Big Halsy, as well as one of the kids on that planet with the kids on Star Trek(First Series). The episode where the Grups(Grown-ups) would succomb to some disease. You know the one - "bonk-bonk on the head, bonk-bonk"! Come to think of it, that "bonk-bonk" kid is extremely annoying too!!

Uh-Oh....K-man is dating himself again!

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post #12 of 36
8/16/00 at 6:50pm
Jeremy Davies as Corporal Upham is the single biggest reason I can't stand Saving Private Ryan.

or

Grant Heslov as the assistant in Congo who's death is the only time I've ever openly cheered when a character gets offed.



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post #13 of 36
8/16/00 at 6:59pm
Give Q-Mass a big hand for using/spelling Upham's name properly!! And the character was annoying, but probably more real than we'd like to believe. All that terror, blood, explosions, gore etc. could "do" things to those who are not prepared or unwilling to deal with it.

But Upham was a hard character to deal with after that slow stabbing scene.

Now: Who here dislikes Mickey Rourke?

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post #14 of 36
8/16/00 at 7:07pm
Spielberg has often stated that the Upham character was based on how he saw himself reacting under those circumstances. Are you guys saying the ACTOR or the CHARACTER is annoying?
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post #15 of 36
8/16/00 at 7:17pm
I'm saying both.

I've never liked Davies going back to that much too over-hyped flick where he nailed his mother.
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post #16 of 36
8/16/00 at 7:20pm
Yeah, Psycho 4, wasn't it? A Showtime original movie...whoopie-f*ckin-doo.
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post #17 of 36
8/16/00 at 8:17pm
think Q-Mass meant Spanking the Monkey-Three Kings director David Russell's first flick.
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post #18 of 36
8/17/00 at 2:29am
I have posted this data before, but I feel strangely complelled to repeat it again. That slut faced, pig of a no talent, sleaze bag, scum sucking, scrote begging, bowel punching, supposed actress, in Godzilla. I mean don't get me wrong, its not that I hate her or anything. All kidding aside, she was bad. How about the girl's, bald headed father, in Mallrats? He rates up there.

How about Dustin Hoffman's character in Wag the Dog? How about Dusstin Hoffman in Virus? How about Dustin Hoffman in real life? Wait! Wait!
OKAY, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, (sorry HAM) Remember the actress in Broken Arrow?I know there are some John Woo fans here and at the risk of setting myself up for misery, I have to say I wished she had died in that film. Christian Slader was OK, I thought Travolta played a wickedly, demented baddie and I even enjoyed Howie Long's performance.
But the female lead was Oh So Bad and I admit she was not given much to work with, so NEVERMIND! I'll withdraw the nomination.

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post #19 of 36
8/17/00 at 4:30am
Atherton in Die Hard and Ghostbusters.

Powers Boothe in Tombstone. The NON-Jason Lee male lead in Mallrats, who has a twin who is on Party of Five (or is it HIM that's on PO5? Who cares...fuck twins!)...everybody slams Claire Forlani and Shannen Doherty for that film, whereas THIS guy is the worst actor on the planet...worse than Stan Lee in this film! And the bald-guy in Mallrats, someone mentioned him above?

That's Michael Rooker. He slums it a lot, but he was GENIUS in 'Henry:Portrait of a Serial Killer', and not bad in the one or two things he has done that weren't just for the money (Deceiver comes to mind...Tim Roth and Chris Penn).

Hmm. Who else? Ah! Richard Gere, in anything but 'The Jackal' and 'Officer and a Gentleman' (and the Jackal is pushing it...that was good B-Fare at best).

Randy Quaid needs to take a break, as does Ned Beatty. All of the Wayans need to leave as well, save Damon, who needs to make a sequel to the Last Boy Scout.

That's it for now. More will come.
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post #20 of 36
8/17/00 at 7:03am
Say thee nay!

No one will be allowed to knock Samantha Mathis in my earshot...
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post #21 of 36
8/17/00 at 9:37am
You know who I find more annoying than anyone: Jeff Fahey. I can't watch a performance from him without suffering an "urp".

Yeah, come and get me, asshole!
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post #22 of 36
8/17/00 at 11:13am
Ummm...I couldn't stand Joey Lauren Adams in "Chasing Amy".

Melissa Kanakaretes or Clea DuVall in ANY FUCKING THING SHE'S EVER MADE

Amy Brennman in "Heat".

The southern chick in "The Faculty"
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post #23 of 36
8/17/00 at 11:15am
Oh yeah, and everyone but Natasha Lyonne, Eugene Levy, and Alyson Hannagan when SHE DIDNT FUCKING TALK in "American Pie" GOD I HOW I HATE THIS FUCKING FILM! PIECE OF SHIT CELLUOID!
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post #24 of 36
8/17/00 at 11:48am
Stephen Dorff in Cecil B. Demented
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post #25 of 36
8/17/00 at 6:03pm
ZOD, in another post I mentioned Midnight Cowboy as a life changing film. I thought Hoffman was robbed, by not getting the Oscar. However, Virus, Sphere, and some other notable exceptions, show his roles are not always good. Wag the Dog, he played brilliantly. What's it mean when he's great in one and stinks up another??? Oh! That's right! Film making! Okay, I relent on him, but not the girl from Godzilla. I stand firm in my conviction about her lack of ability and talent.

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post #26 of 36
8/17/00 at 6:35pm
American Pie ain't that bad.

NOTE: Movies that contain female masturbation scenes, cannot be THAT bad.
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post #27 of 36
8/17/00 at 8:42pm
Hey, man, FUCK female masturbation scenes! Shannon Elizabeth is a DOG! And the scene-if you can call it that-sucks ass!
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post #28 of 36
8/19/00 at 3:54am
Yes, but Surburban Commando is a kewl movie for keggers and shit like that...
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post #29 of 36
8/19/00 at 4:43am
1) Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell in "Hook"
2) Julia Roberts in everything else
3) Andy Macdowell's face looks like an ass with squinty eyeballs crammed into the center of each cheek.Her voice belongs on Jerry Springer and in a trailer park. May she never act again- please!
4) Steven Segal needs to have his ass kicked in real life and someone needs to tell him that he is not Clint Eastwood meets Chuck Norris (well, to call him that wouldn't be a compliment though, would it?).
5) More to come later
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post #30 of 36
8/19/00 at 6:23am
Dane Cook in Simon Sez = Justifiable Homicide
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post #31 of 36
8/19/00 at 4:50pm
This has sort of already been discussed- but David Arquette in the "Scream" films is just meaningless drivel. What is the best way to remove him from film and television? If someone will bring the rope, I'll bring the car and the tape. From there, deep and cold water sounds like a good place for him.

And what about Rosie Perez in just about everything? Does she ONLY drive me crazy or what?
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post #32 of 36
8/19/00 at 5:20pm
Franklin from Texas Chainsaw Massacre is my pick.
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post #33 of 36
8/19/00 at 5:49pm
I like head cheese-IT'S GOOD!
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post #34 of 36
8/19/00 at 8:06pm
Will you look what your brother did to the door...

D'oh Leatherface...
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post #35 of 36
8/23/00 at 9:11am
AutoJack: You're right about the Outbreak. Virus, mixup and about Donald Sutherland being in both of them. YOu know, if Jamie Lee Curtis and Dustin Hoffman had gotten infected by the viruses in those films, it would have only improved them both. hummmmmmmm!

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post #36 of 36
6/17/12 at 3:58am

You know how immensely irritating Anne Ramsay is in Throw Momma From The Train? Billy Crystal as Larry Donner is worse.

 

I wanted Larry Donner dead. GOD I wanted that shrill, shrieking harpy of a motherfucker dead. The Neurotic Jewish character can be the funniest thing in the world to me (hello Seinfeld, Larry David, Woody Allen) but Larry Donner is worse than Goebbels.

 

As much as I love Danny DeVito, which is a lot, that love is stained by the fact he let Crystal give that performance in that movie.

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