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Sorry to break this to you, Nick

post #1 of 35
10/19/07 at 1:00am
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You don't exist

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There are 0 people in the U.S. named Nick Nunziata.While both names you entered were found in our database, neither was common enough to make it likely that someone in the U.S. has that name.
Same thing goes for Devin as well.

I have to ask, how does it feel to know that your whole existence is a lie?

http://www.howmanyofme.com/
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post #2 of 35
10/19/07 at 1:40am
You know this thing has flaws when I had two kids on my one street alone named Connor, and it's refusing to accept the name even exists.
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post #3 of 35
10/19/07 at 1:46am
Thread Starter 
It's definitely flawed as all hell. I just thought it would be neat to post.
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post #4 of 35
10/19/07 at 1:46am
There is only one person with my name. I hope it's me.
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post #5 of 35
10/19/07 at 2:02am
This explains a lot.
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post #6 of 35
10/19/07 at 2:02am
Actually: "There is 1 person in the U.S. named Nicholas Nunziata."
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post #7 of 35
10/19/07 at 2:03am
I wish there were two, actually. I'm a Jr.
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post #8 of 35
10/19/07 at 2:09am
Woohoo! 16 Brendan clones running around the U.S.!

I noticed too that my last name is the 163rd most popular last name in America. I guessed what number one was and I got it right.
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post #9 of 35
10/19/07 at 2:13am
Oh neat. Just 11 James/Jim Bargs out there, though? Flawed, indeed.

I know of at least two others that are in my family (my father - yep, I'm a junior too - and a distant cousin who I've never met). Mom is the only one who calls me Junior though, in a horrible Sean Connery voice to boot. It's not pretty.
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post #10 of 35
10/19/07 at 3:02am
There are 13 of me. Enough for a coven.
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post #11 of 35
10/19/07 at 3:57am
38 James Kimbells; seems reasonable (I know a few of them already.)

The first name thing is hilarious: five million Jameses? That's more than a lot of religions.
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post #12 of 35
10/19/07 at 5:24am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Actually: "There is 1 person in the U.S. named Nicholas Nunziata."
Which would make you Nick Sumziata, of which no such name exists. Paradoxical.

I don't exist in America, but then I don't exist in America, so I'm not too cut up about it.
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post #13 of 35
10/19/07 at 7:19am
This is encouraging:

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There are 9,726 listings for Upgrayedd
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post #14 of 35
10/19/07 at 8:36am
There are 7 people in the U.S. named Clark Kent.
There are 14 people in the U.S. named Bruce Wayne.

See? Batman always beats Superman.
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post #15 of 35
10/19/07 at 9:15am
My son is 2 years old and it says there are 0 people in the U.S. named Phineas.

That would make my son the only Phineas in America?? Except for those other kooks who spell Phineas all weird and shit like Julia Roberts.
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post #16 of 35
10/19/07 at 9:19am
I must spread some reputation around before giving to horrid again, but I just wanted to say:

uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
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post #17 of 35
10/19/07 at 9:45am
Apparently, I exist. But my wife does not. There's a geek joke for you.
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post #18 of 35
10/19/07 at 10:04am
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There are 6,669 people in the U.S. named Christopher Miller.
I feel so unique.
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post #19 of 35
10/19/07 at 11:27am
There's none of me.

Good. Then I don't owe anymore bills, I guess.
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post #20 of 35
10/19/07 at 11:36am
There are 0 people in the U.S. with my last name? OH GOD, my whole family..! All my cousins, and their children... oh the humanity...
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post #21 of 35
10/19/07 at 11:55am
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There are 865 people in the U.S. named Christopher Olson.
Oh come on! There have to be 865 people in Wisconsin ALONE named Christopher Olson.
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post #22 of 35
10/19/07 at 12:01pm
There are 0 people with my name (either current name or maiden name) in the United States. I do not find this surprising.

There are 323 people with DaveB's name. That's way, way too low.
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post #23 of 35
10/19/07 at 12:04pm
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there are 7,154,015.246 people named Guttenberg Fan Club
Didn't see that coming.
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post #24 of 35
10/19/07 at 6:58pm
My hero, Zero... such a funny little hero.
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post #25 of 35
10/19/07 at 7:13pm
There are 3 other people in the country with my real name and 0 people named Ed Hocken. Suprisingly 0 people with the last name of Moltisanti.
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post #26 of 35
10/19/07 at 7:21pm
My wife's maiden name does not appear (so the in-laws don't exist), but there are 473 people in the U.S. with my name apparently.
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post #27 of 35
10/19/07 at 7:33pm
The most wonderful thing about Patrick Ripolls is I'm the only one.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmm the only one!
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post #28 of 35
10/19/07 at 8:20pm
There are 21,216 people with my last name, and it is statistically the 1,664th... most popular...?

Wha...1,664th?
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post #29 of 35
10/19/07 at 8:23pm
Yeah, this thing sucks. Says no one with my name exists, yet when I google my name it says someone with the same name runs a refrigeration repair service, so there's two, and probably only two.

The funny thing though, is my dad's mother changed their last names when she remarried, so I have no blood relation to the name beyond those who have been burdened with it by that crazy bitch. If my name was how it should be there would be 164 of me.
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post #30 of 35
10/19/07 at 8:35pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
Yeah, this thing sucks. Says no one with my name exists, yet when I google my name it says someone with the same name runs a refrigeration repair service, so there's two, and probably only two.
It's based on the probability of people having the same first AND last name as you. It's NOT a comprehensive phone book/birth record search.
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post #31 of 35
10/19/07 at 8:39pm
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Originally Posted by Chavez
It's based on the probability of people having the same first AND last name as you. It's NOT a comprehensive phone book/birth record search.
It also shows the probability of someone having just the same first or last name as you, and for my last name it's a big 0. What does it base it on? Random letter placement?
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post #32 of 35
10/19/07 at 8:48pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI
It also shows the probability of someone having just the same first or last name as you, and for my last name it's a big 0. What does it base it on? Random letter placement?
Dunno. Apparently your last name is VERY uncommon. Mine is not (amazingly enough, for those of you who know my last name).
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post #33 of 35
10/19/07 at 9:09pm
There is 1 person in the U.S. named L30n4rd Z0ll1c0ff3r.

Damn fuckin' right.
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post #34 of 35
10/19/07 at 9:19pm
There are 0 people in the US with my first OR last name. Both of these names are uncommon as hell, but I've met another person with my first name.
Methinks this website is slightly flawed.

edit- Read the FAQ, I get it now. But what's the point of the site if so many people are left out? *looks up John Smith*
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post #35 of 35
10/19/07 at 10:07pm
There are 283 of me living in the United States...I know what must be done...

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