You realize the bitch of all this, right? This remake is going to lead, directly or indirectly, to the following conversation:
Me: Man, that new Chucky....wow.
You: Yeah.
Me: I don't know, though....I think it's missing something.
You: Yeah.
Me: Like...when they ended the second one at the doll factory and shoved him in the assembly line and broke it and it turned ol' Chucky into a goopy mass of doll body parts? That was cool...it was creepy and weird and had...I dunno...more heart and more scares than this new stuff.
You: Yeah.
Me: I miss those days.
You: Those where some great flicks.
Damn you, remakers. Damn you all straight to hell.