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What am I?

post #1 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:20pm
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I don't believe in Christianity/Islam/Judaism/or any other organized religion.

I do believe that there most likely is some creator, but basically I think humans are probably incapable of comprehending what the bigger picture is.

Am I an atheist? theistic agnostic? I never really know how to classify myself when someone asks...
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post #2 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:21pm
Gozer worshipper.
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post #3 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:21pm
If you think there's some sort of higher force of any kind without picking a team, I'd have to say you're agnostic.
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post #4 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:24pm
Agnostic would be a good term for your kind.

So, do you drink punch with a large group of people and wear the same Nikes?
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post #5 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:34pm
"Agnostic", which is defined as "An Athiest with commitment issues".
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post #6 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:36pm
Just to see if it makes people pause, I usually say that I'm a nonpracticing agnostic. Sounds like you could do the same.

Or you could just pick whichever belief system you're feeling that week. Confuse friends and family! Horrify local fundamentalists!
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post #7 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:40pm
I'd say "Deist" fits the description a little more closely than "agnostic," if only because you lean toward there being some force responsible for creating and/or guiding the universe. It's basically the belief in some sort of creator without the scriptural baggage. Benjamin Franklin was a Deist at some points in his life.
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post #8 of 18
10/23/07 at 1:55pm
I thought that this was going to be a thread dedicated to those awesome "What am I?" riddles. They're all so obvious in hindsight, like this famous one:

What is greater than God,
Yet eviler the Satan,
All rich people want it,
Yet all poor people have it,
But if you eat it you will die.

What am I?

Answer (swipe to read): I don't know- maybe it's some kind of super-holy, poison-coated food stamp that, when rubbed, summons an evil genie who will do your taxes for free.
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post #9 of 18
10/23/07 at 2:03pm
I thought it would be dysentary
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post #10 of 18
10/23/07 at 2:08pm
Rich people don't want it. You're thinking of tapeworms.
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post #11 of 18
10/23/07 at 2:09pm
Rich people want tapeworms?

Huh.

I guess you learn something new every day.
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post #12 of 18
10/23/07 at 2:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissZooey
Rich people want tapeworms?

Huh.

I guess you learn something new every day.
Maybe?
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post #13 of 18
10/23/07 at 3:30pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minsky
I thought that this was going to be a thread dedicated to those awesome "What am I?" riddles. They're all so obvious in hindsight, like this famous one:

What is greater than God,
Yet eviler the Satan,
All rich people want it,
Yet all poor people have it,
But if you eat it you will die.

What am I?
Is it that part of the puffer fish that will kill you if not sliced properly?
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post #14 of 18
10/23/07 at 3:37pm
Nothing!

Wait...ummm...I guess that makes you indecisive and smart.
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post #15 of 18
10/23/07 at 3:41pm
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Originally Posted by Henry_Hill
Am I an atheist? theistic agnostic? I never really know how to classify myself when someone asks...

Well, do you fuck or make love?
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post #16 of 18
10/23/07 at 3:54pm
I make fuck.
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post #17 of 18
10/23/07 at 3:59pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
I make fuck.
BERSERKER!!!!
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post #18 of 18
10/23/07 at 4:16pm
Olaf, make your metal face. Girl think sexy.
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