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Yellow Teeth Vs. White Teeth

post #1 of 29
10/24/07 at 3:28pm
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Do you think you have white or yellow teeth? Are they white because you whiten them...or yellow because you love to resemble yellow stop lights and butter?
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post #2 of 29
10/24/07 at 3:31pm
I have yellow teeth because apple juice is my sunray.
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post #3 of 29
10/24/07 at 3:44pm
I have pearly whites because Crest ain't got nothin on blow.
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post #4 of 29
10/24/07 at 3:56pm
I have yellow because I was a rebellious little bastard between the ages of 5-16
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post #5 of 29
10/24/07 at 4:15pm
Too much fluoride in the water when I was growing up. Now I have impervious slightly yellow teeth. I have never had a cavity in my life.
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post #6 of 29
10/24/07 at 4:17pm
Is Aquafresh starting a new campaign or something?
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post #7 of 29
10/24/07 at 5:05pm
My teeth are a nice light shade of yellow thanks to years of smoking. I do use whitening tooth paste (I like the taste, and the whitening thing is an added bonus), but would never bleach them. It's not a big deal to me. I have other issues with my teeth that I'm more concerned about.
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post #8 of 29
10/24/07 at 5:20pm
Since I started drinking fluoridated coffee, my teeth have gone from mocha-beige to iceberg-white.
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post #9 of 29
10/24/07 at 6:00pm
Your teeth should never be as white as the media and entertainment industries would like your teeth to be.

I have dark brown teeth.
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post #10 of 29
10/24/07 at 6:01pm
I'm British.
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post #11 of 29
10/24/07 at 6:24pm
I have one porcelain tooth, so I had to bleach them so they would all match. Now they're all turning yellow again, except for the fake. One pearly white!

Whitening toothpaste is a sham.
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post #12 of 29
10/24/07 at 6:46pm
Yellow teeth, thanks to not brushing until I was 8 or so. They're not that dark, but I wish they were white.
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post #13 of 29
10/24/07 at 7:00pm
I have octagon teeth because runts is taste success.
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post #14 of 29
10/24/07 at 7:51pm
White - thanks to Crelm toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin!
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post #15 of 29
10/25/07 at 3:30am
Piss yellow, but never had a cavity in my life. I seriously think getting gold teeth would be badass, just goin' whole hog, ya know?
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post #16 of 29
10/25/07 at 4:36am
On a related note, anybody ever use those whitestrips things? I'm considering it.
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post #17 of 29
10/25/07 at 2:16pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
On a related note, anybody ever use those whitestrips things? I'm considering it.
I tried them a few years ago. They're alot of money, they don't work that well, and weirdest of all, they make your teeth really sensitive. If you drink anything cold for a while after you use them, it's kind of painful. I wasn't impressed overall.

My teeth aren't sparkly white, but they're a fairly average shade of white. I use this great all natural toothpaste called Auromere, which is black licorice flavored (it comes in other flavors too, but I really like this one). It's a weird color, sort of like a light brown, and it's made with this natural tooth-whitening fiber called Peelu, which is really popular in India. Plus it has about 22 other tooth-whitening types of herbs in there - it's good stuff. A little pricey, it's about $5 for what looks like a smallish tube, but you only use half the amount you would normally use of regular toothpaste, so it goes further than you'd think it would.
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post #18 of 29
10/25/07 at 2:31pm
My grillz are platinum.
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post #19 of 29
10/25/07 at 2:44pm
It always comes down to color with you people.
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post #20 of 29
10/25/07 at 3:31pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
On a related note, anybody ever use those whitestrips things? I'm considering it.
I like the whitening trays over the whitening strips. Feels like it covers more teeth area. Aquafresh just came out with these new whitening trays. They work fast too. You only have to use them for a week for like 30 min a day. They run for about $35. You seen them at the store?
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post #21 of 29
10/25/07 at 3:34pm
So, how does one get a job shilling for Aquafresh?
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post #22 of 29
10/25/07 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
I tried them a few years ago. They're alot of money, they don't work that well, and weirdest of all, they make your teeth really sensitive. If you drink anything cold for a while after you use them, it's kind of painful. I wasn't impressed overall.

My teeth aren't sparkly white, but they're a fairly average shade of white. I use this great all natural toothpaste called Auromere, which is black licorice flavored (it comes in other flavors too, but I really like this one). It's a weird color, sort of like a light brown, and it's made with this natural tooth-whitening fiber called Peelu, which is really popular in India. Plus it has about 22 other tooth-whitening types of herbs in there - it's good stuff. A little pricey, it's about $5 for what looks like a smallish tube, but you only use half the amount you would normally use of regular toothpaste, so it goes further than you'd think it would.
Peelu is great stuff. I use Peelu gum when eating out. it work almost as well as brushing. I didn't know it was a whiting agent, but it is great for getting rid of food stuffs and plaque from teeth and the tongue.
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post #23 of 29
10/25/07 at 3:38pm
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Originally Posted by Stormin
Piss yellow, but never had a cavity in my life. I seriously think getting gold teeth would be badass, just goin' whole hog, ya know?
Striving to have Ned Beatty teeth?
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post #24 of 29
10/25/07 at 3:49pm
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Originally Posted by eenin
Peelu is great stuff. I use Peelu gum when eating out. it work almost as well as brushing. I didn't know it was a whiting agent, but it is great for getting rid of food stuffs and plaque from teeth and the tongue.
Not sure if you watch Survivor, but in past seasons, you'd see some of the "castaways" scraping away at their teeth with some sort of a stick - later I read that in certain locations, they have access to Peelu trees, and can keep their teeth in relatively good shape till they get voted off (or till they win a toothbrush in luxury challenge).
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post #25 of 29
10/26/07 at 2:19am
Peelu, eh?

I'm up for just about anything save going to the dentist. My dentist is this old man that looks a lot like Santa but he speaks this weird rambling mumble-logue that is unintelligible to me. It's kind of a cross between cajun and piker.
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post #26 of 29
10/26/07 at 6:15am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
It always comes down to color with you people.
Excuse me, did you just say you people?!
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post #27 of 29
10/27/07 at 10:46pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
Peelu, eh?
Here's the link for the Auromere site:

http://www.auromere.com/natural_toothpaste.html

And if you go to Whole Foods or your local healthfood store, here's what the tube looks like:

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post #28 of 29
10/27/07 at 11:08pm
Fruity toothpaste and brushing crap.

Me? I use 50 grit sandpaper. Gets all the crap off your teeth.
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post #29 of 29
10/28/07 at 12:27am
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Originally Posted by eenin
I use Peelu gum when eating out.
I just use my tongue, mostly. Maybe the tip of my pointer finger.
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