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Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

post #1 of 30
10/26/07 at 1:32pm
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Upon this discovery, the robots have been singing their anthem in the streets.
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post #2 of 30
10/26/07 at 1:40pm
Article says one guy tasted like bacon, a cameraman tasted like prosciutto.

For years, I've always said "no" to cannibalism, but now...
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post #3 of 30
10/26/07 at 1:40pm
Well, at least we don't taste like 9 Volt batteries.
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post #4 of 30
10/26/07 at 1:43pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timothy225
Article says one guy tasted like bacon, a cameraman tasted like prosciutto.
Well both come from the same wonderful, magical animal...
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post #5 of 30
10/26/07 at 2:05pm
Well, I mean, the robot isn't exactly wrong in that assessment, now is he? We do taste like bacon. I've tried it, delicious. Goes great with some cheese, too!
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post #6 of 30
10/26/07 at 2:07pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
We do taste like a bacon. I've tried it, delicious. Goes great with some head cheese, too!
Fixed.
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post #7 of 30
10/26/07 at 2:41pm
Well played, Billy, well played.
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post #8 of 30
10/26/07 at 2:47pm
(Puts on crazy guy beard)

This is the first sign I tells ya. But ya wouldn't listen and the guy at Radio Shack laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?!

(Takes off crazy guy beard)
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post #9 of 30
10/26/07 at 3:10pm
Bacon tastes good. People chops taste good.
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post #10 of 30
10/26/07 at 3:17pm
well they do say that spam ended cannibalism.
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post #11 of 30
10/26/07 at 3:22pm
I always tell people at work, pray we're not a plane together that goes down in the Andes. I will eat every single last one of you bastards to stay alive.

Surprisingly, this rant seems to make people look at me funny. I don't know if it's the subject, the way I phrase it, or the fact that I've probably said this 5-6 times. Eh, who knows?
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post #12 of 30
10/26/07 at 4:05pm
Maybe it wasn't the type of thing people were expecting at a wedding reception, funeral, or when you went to the drive thru at Wendy's.
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post #13 of 30
10/26/07 at 4:05pm
That's it! I'm packing my bags for Zion! Might as well get an early start.
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post #14 of 30
10/26/07 at 4:06pm
Don't you start that naked rave without me now!
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post #15 of 30
10/26/07 at 4:13pm
I could go for some fava beans and a nice chianti. thp thp thp thp thp!
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post #16 of 30
10/26/07 at 4:28pm
Our only hope is that a rebel faction of vegetarian/vegan faction of robots emerge and help the human resistance.
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post #17 of 30
10/26/07 at 6:08pm
Mmmm....bacon.
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post #18 of 30
10/26/07 at 6:57pm
So, what does Old Bruce Wayne taste like?
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post #19 of 30
10/26/07 at 6:59pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Our only hope is that a rebel faction of vegetarian/vegan faction of robots emerge and help the human resistance.
I think I'd start eating people if that ever happened. Damn hippies.
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post #20 of 30
10/26/07 at 8:15pm
Those who claim to know say that Spam does, in fact, taste like human flesh (scroll down).
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post #21 of 30
10/26/07 at 8:33pm
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Originally Posted by Count Floyd
So, what does Old Bruce Wayne taste like?
Canadian bacon.
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post #22 of 30
10/27/07 at 10:35pm
So does BLT really stand for bacon, lettuce and tomato?

No.

BLT actually stands for Bob, lettuce and tomato.
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post #23 of 30
10/28/07 at 1:54am
Humans are nature's candy.
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post #24 of 30
10/28/07 at 12:52pm
Neal's avatar and signature say it best: PEOPLE IS TASTY!

That being the case, how soon will it be before we start wearing shirts displaying our Nutritional Information? And what sort of wine goes with human?
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post #25 of 30
10/28/07 at 4:55pm
Something fun?
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post #26 of 30
10/28/07 at 5:13pm
We're only in danger if the robot said "mmmmm" before or "yum" after.
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post #27 of 30
10/28/07 at 7:41pm
Looks like Charlton Heston might've called this one.

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post #28 of 30
10/28/07 at 8:31pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Looks like Charlton Heston might've called this one.
Soylent Green IS boring!!!
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post #29 of 30
10/29/07 at 1:09am
Hey, soylent green may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the motherfucker. Robots on the other hand....
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post #30 of 30
10/29/07 at 1:11am
I remember once saying Soylent Green looked a lot like Cheez-it crackers. I still stand by that statement.
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