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Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

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Article says one guy tasted like bacon, a cameraman tasted like prosciutto.

For years, I've always said "no" to cannibalism, but now...
post #3 of 30
Well, at least we don't taste like 9 Volt batteries.
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Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timothy225
Article says one guy tasted like bacon, a cameraman tasted like prosciutto.
Well both come from the same wonderful, magical animal...
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Well, I mean, the robot isn't exactly wrong in that assessment, now is he? We do taste like bacon. I've tried it, delicious. Goes great with some cheese, too!
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
We do taste like a bacon. I've tried it, delicious. Goes great with some head cheese, too!
Fixed.
post #7 of 30
Well played, Billy, well played.
post #8 of 30
(Puts on crazy guy beard)

This is the first sign I tells ya. But ya wouldn't listen and the guy at Radio Shack laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?!

(Takes off crazy guy beard)
post #9 of 30
Bacon tastes good. People chops taste good.
post #10 of 30
well they do say that spam ended cannibalism.
post #11 of 30
I always tell people at work, pray we're not a plane together that goes down in the Andes. I will eat every single last one of you bastards to stay alive.

Surprisingly, this rant seems to make people look at me funny. I don't know if it's the subject, the way I phrase it, or the fact that I've probably said this 5-6 times. Eh, who knows?
post #12 of 30
Maybe it wasn't the type of thing people were expecting at a wedding reception, funeral, or when you went to the drive thru at Wendy's.
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That's it! I'm packing my bags for Zion! Might as well get an early start.
post #14 of 30
Don't you start that naked rave without me now!
post #15 of 30
I could go for some fava beans and a nice chianti. thp thp thp thp thp!
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Our only hope is that a rebel faction of vegetarian/vegan faction of robots emerge and help the human resistance.
post #17 of 30
Mmmm....bacon.
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So, what does Old Bruce Wayne taste like?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Our only hope is that a rebel faction of vegetarian/vegan faction of robots emerge and help the human resistance.
I think I'd start eating people if that ever happened. Damn hippies.
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post #21 of 30
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Floyd
So, what does Old Bruce Wayne taste like?
Canadian bacon.
post #22 of 30
So does BLT really stand for bacon, lettuce and tomato?

No.

BLT actually stands for Bob, lettuce and tomato.
post #23 of 30
Humans are nature's candy.
post #24 of 30
Neal's avatar and signature say it best: PEOPLE IS TASTY!

That being the case, how soon will it be before we start wearing shirts displaying our Nutritional Information? And what sort of wine goes with human?
post #25 of 30
Something fun?
post #26 of 30
We're only in danger if the robot said "mmmmm" before or "yum" after.
post #27 of 30
Looks like Charlton Heston might've called this one.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timothy225
Looks like Charlton Heston might've called this one.

Soylent Green IS boring!!!
post #29 of 30
Hey, soylent green may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the motherfucker. Robots on the other hand....
post #30 of 30
I remember once saying Soylent Green looked a lot like Cheez-it crackers. I still stand by that statement.
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