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Okay, now I've fucking had it.

post #1 of 15
10/26/07 at 6:54pm
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Gas is at almost $92 a barrel... but the worst thing is that my beer is going up. Someone's going to fucking pay.
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post #2 of 15
10/26/07 at 7:11pm
Just come up to Canada, dudley! We'll NEVER run outta beer, and it's better than the stuff you grew up on
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post #3 of 15
10/26/07 at 7:20pm
God Fucking Hell.

Like I'm not broke enough. Now I'm going to have to rob liquor stores just so I can afford to go to other liquor stores.
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post #4 of 15
10/26/07 at 7:39pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Kent
Just come up to Canada, dudley! We'll NEVER run outta beer, and it's better than the stuff you grew up on
And where the alcohol tax is on top of the food tax on top of GST. Awesome.
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post #5 of 15
10/26/07 at 7:45pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Kent
Just come up to Canada, dudley! We'll NEVER run outta beer, and it's better than the stuff you threw up on
Fixed!
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post #6 of 15
10/26/07 at 8:04pm
I think now's the time to do what should've been done in the 70s when things got this bad. Kill whitey.
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post #7 of 15
10/26/07 at 8:12pm
Do we have a whitey in particular? Or whitey in general?

If it's the latter, can you hold off until I go see The Assassination of Jesse James please?
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post #8 of 15
10/26/07 at 8:16pm
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Originally Posted by Russ Fischer
And where the alcohol tax is on top of the food tax on top of GST. Awesome.

In Quebec, the beer is farking cheaper than the rest of Canada. We actually encourage heavy drinking here. It's like our identity. If all else fails and you're too fucking cheap to grab the best brew in ze verld, just get it from the Indians. Skip all that tax shit.

Let me introduce you to my good friend Alexander Keith. Good l'il buddy of mine.
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post #9 of 15
10/26/07 at 8:42pm
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Originally Posted by teledork
Do we have a whitey in particular? Or whitey in general?

If it's the latter, can you hold off until I go see The Assassination of Jesse James please?
Well I figure we'd hold a series of hearings and then come to a vote on the issue. Fair enough?

In the meantime I have this man and his team out there to represent the voice of the beer drinking man:

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post #10 of 15
10/26/07 at 8:51pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Kent
Just come up to Canada, dudley! We'll NEVER run outta beer, and it's better than the stuff you grew up on
But the gas is more expensive.
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post #11 of 15
10/26/07 at 11:46pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Well I figure we'd hold a series of hearings and then come to a vote on the issue. Fair enough?

In the meantime I have this man and his team out there to represent the voice of the beer drinking man:
Awesome....
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post #12 of 15
10/27/07 at 11:24pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
Gas is at almost $92 a barrel... but the worst thing is that my beer is going up. Someone's going to fucking pay.
I'm with you, man. I felt the same way when that bill to fund children's health care was going to pout a 100% mark up on my beloved cigars. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!!! Some of these fucking things are over $100.00 a box as it is. That would've just been fucking ridiculous. Thank God it was vetoed, and they couldn't get the votes together to override. I know our Canadian brethren don't have the problem of funding children's health care to deal with, so they don't understand when I say: "'m all for funding children's health care. I'll even pay an increased cigar tax to do it. But you wanna what? DOUBLE the cost of my stoges? . . . FUCK those kids."
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post #13 of 15
10/28/07 at 4:04pm
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I know our Canadian brethren don't have the problem of funding children's health care to deal with,
Yes. Childrens' Hospitals spring whole from the ground here, and we grow doctors in vats.

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so they don't understand when I say: "'m all for funding children's health care. I'll even pay an increased cigar tax to do it. But you wanna what? DOUBLE the cost of my stoges? . . . FUCK those kids."
They won't let you buy proper cigars, either. Sucks to be you, I know.
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post #14 of 15
10/28/07 at 4:12pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
Now I'm going to have to rob liquor stores just so I can afford to go to other liquor stores.
Just rob the first liquor store of alcohol as opposed to money - "what? NO, I don't want the fucking CASH! Gimme a twelver of Warsteiner, and a case of that Scottish ale over there, or you're a dead man!"
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post #15 of 15
10/29/07 at 1:17am
I still kind of wonder how does the Turkey/Northern Iraq situation affect oil supplies exactly? I mean this seriously smacks of "any excuse" speculation.
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