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Homemade Yogurt: worst flavor ever

post #1 of 35
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Misc. culture, indeed.

http://www.andiamnotlying.com/2007/h...-even-nastier/

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This is too fascinating and revolting (which, for me, is a synonym for fascinating) to pass up. It’s probably safe for work and a good lesson in why you shouldn’t go around stealing food out of the work fridge.From the Vaginal Food & Cuisine section at MyVag.net — Don’t Try This At Home. Here’s a telling excerpt:

As I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts, and I want to have her in everything I do, I decided to produce yoghurt with my girlfriend’s lactobacillus. I bought a yoghurt machine, which is just an electric contraption that keeps small cups constantly at body temperature. I put plain milk in each cup, and then with the full and loving help of my girlfriend I swabbed a bit of her vaginal juices and put a small bit in each cup. I then mixed the contents in each cup, plugged the machine and waited overnight.

The results were fabulous! … I have taken a few cups to work, which I store in the office fridge. A female co-worker pinched one from me, ate it, and liked it so much that she is asking me where I got it, but I do not dare tell her where it came from!


One thing is clear. This is gateway behavior for full-throttle sexual cannibalism. You totally know the deal: this guy is all chunky cardigans and cups of Earl Grey tea and little weird food projects like this now. But once he works out that he can have this woman he loves so much literally coursing through his bloodstream those beady little eyes are going to light up like candles only an electric chair can snuff out.
And I thought that Yoplait commercial with the dancing cultures was gross....the horror.
post #2 of 35
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post #3 of 35
Where the fuck am I?
post #4 of 35
File this under "what the fuck?"
post #5 of 35
Thread Starter 
More impressive: there's actually a vaginal food & cuisine section on myvag.net. Fucking disgusting.
post #6 of 35
Does he call it Pussy Whip?
post #7 of 35
Did they have to use the "bloody" strawberries in that photo?

Damn!
post #8 of 35
Well, this definitely belongs in the Misc. Culture forum.
post #9 of 35
I'm fairly sure that some will try it out. People are so elitist when it comes to bacteria...
post #10 of 35
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Well, this definitely belongs in the Misc. Culture forum.
(*Groan...*) Oh, Richard... that's almost as bad as the yogurt.
post #11 of 35
Better make sure she wipes front to back.
post #12 of 35
A cup of Yogurt is what? $.50 a cup at the store? How exactly is this a major expense?
post #13 of 35
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Originally Posted by Bayouradio
Does he call it Pussy Whip?
Nice, but only because this was taken:

post #14 of 35
I say we call it YourGurt.
post #15 of 35
Somewhere David Cronenberg is thinking "Why didn't I think of that?"
post #16 of 35
Geez. Couldn't this guy get her name tatooed or carved onto his chest or something? Or tie a vial of her blood around his neck? Or wear some of her lingerie under his clothes?

You know, like normal people do.
post #17 of 35
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Somewhere David Cronenberg is thinking "Why didn't I think of that?"
It didn't have a slapping scene.
post #18 of 35
Wow reading this actually triggered my gag reflex.
post #19 of 35
This is gonna be far worse when the girlfriend decides to use the guy's used condoms for their home-made sausage casings.
post #20 of 35
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
This is gonna be far worse when the girlfriend decides to use the guy's used condoms for their home-made sausage casings.
I'd like to see "sausage casings" catch on as slang for condoms.

And also, GROSS.
post #21 of 35
Twenty posts and no Larry Cohen joke? Shame.
post #22 of 35
If he knocks her up, I can only imagine the horrors he'll make with breast milk.

cottage cheese? cream cheese? ice cream?
post #23 of 35
Yogurt...now with that no so fresh feeling!
post #24 of 35
...and if you believe THAT, you'll buy THIS watch!!...
post #25 of 35
Those who cook and eat placentas consider this to be an excellent dessert to finish off a meal.
post #26 of 35
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Originally Posted by Graham
...and if you believe THAT, you'll buy THIS watch!!...
*Puts on Mr. Popeil by Weird Al*
post #27 of 35
If she insists on sharing her vaginal products, you can call it Ho-gurt.
post #28 of 35
Fitting tagline:

"From her lips to yours"
post #29 of 35
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Nice, but only because this was taken:

I never noticed that kid had soccer "balls" and a bubble gum stick penis. Gogurt indeed.
post #30 of 35
We do know that this guy is going to eventually kill and eat/wear the skin of his girlfriend, right?
post #31 of 35
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Originally Posted by ExarKoontz
We do know that this guy is going to eventually kill and eat/wear the skin of his girlfriend, right?
In the mean time we can hope he got an oral yeast infection from the yogurt.
post #32 of 35
While the article was, disturbing, to say the least, what prompted my initial chuckle was the utter lack of a witty comment from Dickson, just a simple, "I-don't-know-what-to-say" ellipses.

Truly a momentous day.
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post #34 of 35
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Better make sure she wipes front to back.
Makes the thread actually worth clicking on.
post #35 of 35
Hey, you got yogurt in my vagina! No, you got vagina in my yogurt! Now two great tastes in one.
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