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post #1 of 34
10/29/07 at 11:45pm
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God Bless America

There are at least five things about that last picture that crack me up every time I look back at it.

I kinda want to try this in real life, too, but I feel as though that would be the beginning of the end.
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post #2 of 34
10/29/07 at 11:50pm
Oh no, my friend . It goes beyond the BEGINNING of the end. . .
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post #3 of 34
10/30/07 at 12:02am
At least he can kill himself at the end with that pistol for being a stupid waste of a life-form.
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post #4 of 34
10/30/07 at 12:06am
why not a pizza with little mini pizzas all over it?
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post #5 of 34
10/30/07 at 12:13am
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Originally Posted by billylove
At least he can kill himself at the end with that pistol for being a stupid waste of a life-form.
I think the gun will be the next thing this guy covers in cheese and bakes.
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post #6 of 34
10/30/07 at 12:42am
I hear Hardees/Carl's Jr already stole the idea from this blog.
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post #7 of 34
10/30/07 at 12:59am
That's um...I...truly, we are either living in golden times, or this monstrosity is the verifiable existence of all that is crooked and evil in this world.

Either way, I feel strangely compelled to sample it. Just a taste...nothing more...god, I hope nothing more...
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post #8 of 34
10/30/07 at 1:23am
I thought this was going to be about the train wreck of an idea that was in fact McDonald's pizza from years ago. But that's actually more disgusting. I'm sure he had a heart attack just looking at it.
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post #9 of 34
10/30/07 at 1:25am
I got the chills just looking at that.
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post #10 of 34
10/30/07 at 2:01am
I hate everything that this resembles, yet still want to try it. Maybe it's my clean-eating devotion talking, but my first thought upon seeing this was "fuck a bunch of grilled chicken breast and broccoli".
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post #11 of 34
10/30/07 at 2:09am
It's like the Voltron of obesity.
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post #12 of 34
10/30/07 at 2:17am
What I noticed from the last picture? This is the type of shit Dr. Pepper lovers do.

And there is no fucking way I'd try that.
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post #13 of 34
10/30/07 at 2:30am
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer
This is the type of shit Dr. Pepper lovers do.
Whoa there, chief.

Back off Dr. Pepper. The 23 flavors of delicious goodness are not responsible for this special brand of insane. The fantastic taste of the Almighty Soda of Greatness simply appeals across a broad spectrum of personalities. It's not Dr. Pepper's fault that it's so damn good.
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post #14 of 34
10/30/07 at 3:40am
He could have atleast chopped the shit up. That looks ridiculous.
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post #15 of 34
10/30/07 at 4:03am
I wish I had a deep fryer. Oh the things I would deep fry. Eventually I'd probably run out of things edible to fry though and end up deep frying human flesh... maybe not a good idea, but definitely a delicious one.
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post #16 of 34
10/30/07 at 5:54am


It's the perfect storm of arterial blockage.
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post #17 of 34
10/30/07 at 7:58am
My god it's full of stars..................and saturated fat.
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post #18 of 34
10/30/07 at 10:43am
He should really just deep fry his heart. It's bound to be faster.
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post #19 of 34
10/30/07 at 10:45am
We may give this a try next at the Superbowl party.
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post #20 of 34
10/30/07 at 10:50am
I love the comment where the guy said at mcd's he worked a whole day in a deep fried hat.
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post #21 of 34
10/30/07 at 4:07pm
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Originally Posted by ExarKoontz
why not a pizza with little mini pizzas all over it?
I had a friend actually do something similar. He made a pizza with totinos pizza rolls on it. I didn't try but every day, as soon as I wake up, I regret it.
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post #22 of 34
10/30/07 at 4:09pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I thought this was going to be about the train wreck of an idea that was in fact McDonald's pizza from years ago. But that's actually more disgusting. I'm sure he had a heart attack just looking at it.
I think you guys only had that in Canada. I live in Michigan and watch Hockey Night in Canada all the time so saw the commercials. The pizza looked terrible. You know if it looks bad in a commercial how terrible it truly is. Strangely I wanted to try it desperatly.
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post #23 of 34
10/30/07 at 4:17pm
Your heart would punch a hole through your left lung for even contemplating eating that monstrosity. For shame, for shame.
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post #24 of 34
10/30/07 at 5:28pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I thought this was going to be about the train wreck of an idea that was in fact McDonald's pizza from years ago. But that's actually more disgusting. I'm sure he had a heart attack just looking at it.
Here's something even more disgusting. Back in the 80s when I was in college, the McDonald's in our college town was some sort of "tester" McDonald's - meaning, they'd debut new menu items there, and if the feedback was good, McD's would consider adding it to their nationwide menu permanently. I assume they had these tester restaurants in select cities all over, probably in a lot of college towns where students will eat anything (I know that was our situation - we were broke students, and the lady from McD's was giving us free food).

Anyway, at one time, they were testing pizza, but they were like bigger versions of pizza rolls - and the roll crust was a non-sweet version of the apple pie shell! So the thing looked exactly like one of their apple pies, but it was filled with pizza sauce, and I guess some sort of cheese melted in. It was horrifying. My roommate and I took one bite, grimaced at each other across the table, and then lit up a couple of cigarettes to get the taste out of our mouths.
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post #25 of 34
10/30/07 at 5:53pm
Do you get a prize for finishing all of that? Or at least a specialized epitaph on your tombstone?
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post #26 of 34
10/30/07 at 5:54pm
This and other fast food threads always remind me of SNL's Taco Town Taco skit.
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post #27 of 34
10/30/07 at 6:02pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Here's something even more disgusting. Back in the 80s when I was in college, the McDonald's in our college town was some sort of "tester" McDonald's - meaning, they'd debut new menu items there, and if the feedback was good, McD's would consider adding it to their nationwide menu permanently..
My college town, Columbus, OH, was the same. McD's hot dogs were awesome. And by awesome, I mean really not that good at all.
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post #28 of 34
10/30/07 at 6:09pm
I don't know about elsewhere, but on my side of Orlando there are two McDonald's Bistros, which serve pizza and specialty sandwiches which never fail to look absolutely nothing like the pictures on the menu. It's like posting a picture of the Mona Lisa and then selling a version drawn by a fifth-grader with Down's Syndrome.
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post #29 of 34
10/30/07 at 11:53pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
This and other fast food threads always remind me of SNL's Taco Town Taco skit.
You forced me to look it up, and I was so disgusted that I am forced to provide a link for anyone who hasn't seen it. Strictly in the name of science.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZV2ODfOIvI
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post #30 of 34
10/30/07 at 11:56pm
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Originally Posted by Bionic Assbone
I think you guys only had that in Canada. I live in Michigan and watch Hockey Night in Canada all the time so saw the commercials. The pizza looked terrible. You know if it looks bad in a commercial how terrible it truly is. Strangely I wanted to try it desperatly.
I actually loved Mcdonalds pizza when I was a kid, I really can't explain why.
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post #31 of 34
10/30/07 at 11:58pm
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Originally Posted by Bionic Assbone
I think you guys only had that in Canada. I live in Michigan and watch Hockey Night in Canada all the time so saw the commercials. The pizza looked terrible. You know if it looks bad in a commercial how terrible it truly is. Strangely I wanted to try it desperatly.
We had those pizzas for like a month around here. Then 3 years later I went to Canada and saw them again. It was like a time warp.
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post #32 of 34
10/31/07 at 12:44am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
He could have atleast chopped the shit up. That looks ridiculous.
Seriously, this would have worked better with sliders from White Castle.
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post #33 of 34
10/31/07 at 2:56am
Since this is probably the laziest attempt at making a pizza, I thought I'd bring up another one. Domino's has a new pizza they call the Crispy Melt pizza. You look at it and you think maybe it's there version of the Pizzone, which is an awful "invention" of Pizza Hut. Thin crust on both sides with cheese and toppings in the middle. Intrigued I ordered one. It really just is what it looks like. A thin crust pizza with another thin crust dropped face down on top of it. You can just unfold it and you'd probably have two pizzas. Lazy.
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post #34 of 34
10/31/07 at 7:17am
Maybe if it were Wendy's he might have something there.
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