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If this isn't the worst thing you've ever seen..

post #1 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:21pm
Thread Starter 
..then you're officially a sick, sick bastard.


*Not safe for anything*

Link Removed for the safety and well being of everyone's psyche!

ETA: This is actually, just awful. Don't even click it, just let the thread slip away into obscurity and never be remembered. Or deleted, which ever comes first. Go read a nice thread about an upcoming movie, or an actor you have some kind of opinion of. Anything else. Unless your fetish is seeing girls shit into cups, and then go at it like a chocolate sundae, and then take turns vomiting onto the shit sundae, and into each other's mouths.. etc.. etc..

I'll be paying for this one for a while!
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post #2 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:26pm
If I didn't already know what this was, the title alone would assure me I shouldn't find out.
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post #3 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:28pm
We're talking Tubgirl levels of horror here, folks.
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post #4 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:29pm
For the love of GOD, Trejo! Why?!? WHY?!?!
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post #5 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:31pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timothy225
For the love of GOD, Trejo! Why?!? WHY?!?!
I'm so sorry.. it was one of those "I have to share this pain in my soul" moments, I wish I could scrub my brain with bleach to get the images out...
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post #6 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:45pm
I just vomited up my balls.
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post #7 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:48pm
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Sorry Slade, I put up a better warning.
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post #8 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:50pm
Well you can at least have the decency to tell us what it is so we don't have to become curious enough to click that link.
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post #9 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:53pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supremo
Well you can at least have the decency to tell us what it is so we don't have to become curious enough to click that link.
Even more fixed!

It's time to put this ol' Yeller down.
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post #10 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:56pm
I have seen worse on this terrible beauty that is the internets.
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post #11 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:57pm
I quote myself from another thread after viewing said video:

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Originally Posted by Brendan
ha... ha ha... HAHAHAHAHA! That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen! I was expecting the girls to be Asian. I can't imagine what they'd say when their boyfriends asked how their day was: "Oh, I just went over to Sasha's house, we made out, she shit in a cup, I ate it, she puked on me and then I puked on her then we rubbed her shit all over our faces and made out." "Oh... ok... so you don't want dinner then?"

I've seen worse/more disgusting stuff.
That should clear up what the video is all about for those who are to pussy to view it.
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post #12 of 54
11/2/07 at 8:59pm
I stopped the video about a second after she filled that cup, but I love the reactions on YouTube. That stuff's great; do we have a new Goatse on our hands here?

Edit: The Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on this is ever so cruel: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/2girls1cup

2nd Edit: I tried watching it again. Made it 30 seconds. I'm not gagging or anything, I'm just deciding I don't want to see any more.
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post #13 of 54
11/2/07 at 9:30pm
Yeah this has been around for a while now, and the reactions on Youtube are rather hilarious. People tend to go through at least a few stages of emotion when watching it.
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post #14 of 54
11/2/07 at 9:53pm
Wow, I just wretched violently.

That was some amazing poop. That kind of pooping calls for stunt poop (it was actually a video like this that inspired my username).

Here's my favorite reaction video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Paxs_FgT90I
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post #15 of 54
11/2/07 at 11:41pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by stunt poop
Here's my favorite reaction video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Paxs_FgT90I
I don't think those guys were freaking out over the shitplay, but rather over the two girls making out at the beginning. If you get what I'm implying...
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post #16 of 54
11/3/07 at 1:34am
Trejo you got the thread title wrong it should be called......



The Aristocrats
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post #17 of 54
11/3/07 at 2:14am
The video has become something that is spoken of in hushed tones among college hallways. It's a Trojan test of whether you are to become a man. I start sobbing within the first seven seconds of it.

Not a Trojan warrior, for sure.
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post #18 of 54
11/3/07 at 5:39am
I am ashamed to say that no, that's not the worst thing I've ever seen. In fact it seems pretty harmless compared to some other stuff that passes for porn.
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post #19 of 54
11/3/07 at 6:07am
I'm such a pussy that even reading through this thread has me gagging a little.

If there is a God, why does he allow things like this?
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post #20 of 54
11/3/07 at 8:58am
I had to rewatch this - first time I bailed out early, this time I made it all the way through (sort of like my American Werewolf in London experience when I was but a mere lad). Not the most horrifying thing I've ever seen, but it's up there.

Y'know, you come to CHUD, and you see lots of posters who chase a dream - a dream of being a great screenwriter, actor/actress, director... someone who has a vision of making films that touch emotions, comment on the human condition, make an artistic statement about the world and our place in it. Beautiful, worthwhile dreams, they.

Then you realize for every wonderful dream, there is a horrifying reality... three people actually got it into their heads that having one girl shit into a cup, and her and her friend not only lick it, but puke on each other, then smear the mess all over each other, then make out, was a great idea. So great it MUST be captured on film and shared for all the world to see.

Uwe Boll just went up several notches for me, is all I'm sayin'...
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post #21 of 54
11/3/07 at 9:06am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timothy225
three people actually got it into their heads that having one girl shit into a cup, and her and her friend not only lick it, but puke on each other, then smear the mess all over each other, then make out, was a great idea. So great it MUST be captured on film and shared for all the world to see.
More horrifying is that there are thousands of people in the world who do this shit*. Think about that. Why...

Quote:
If there is a God, why does he allow things like this?
...free will. I'm continually amazed by the fact that if there's anything humans can do in this world, they'll do it. Just because they can.


*pun obviously intended.
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post #22 of 54
11/3/07 at 2:06pm
Damn, my hand can't go fast enough!
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post #23 of 54
11/3/07 at 5:25pm
People got problems. I reminds you how fucked people are.

That was a nice shit though, filled that cup up in record time.
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post #24 of 54
11/3/07 at 5:58pm
Could be worse...
Could of been 2 Girls. 1 Bucket

...which would make Trejo's avatar even more apt.
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post #25 of 54
11/3/07 at 6:00pm
I guess I'm a sick, sick bastard.
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post #26 of 54
11/3/07 at 8:30pm
I guarantee you someone here has a massive boner.
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post #27 of 54
11/4/07 at 1:09am
Wow....they have links to hot horny girls in *my town*? Cool.

Oh....regarding the vid? Ew.
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post #28 of 54
11/4/07 at 1:21am
I refuse to click that video, but I've been laughing my ass off at the reaction clips.

Glad I'm not in college anymore, cause I know damn well my roommate would have pulled that 'hey, check this out!' shit.
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post #29 of 54
11/4/07 at 7:17pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulpatine
I wonder if you have to take some sort of laxative to get a bowel movement like that;it was an impressive shit.
I was wondering the same thing. Also the vomiting seemed really weird, they weren't gagging or going all watery eyed, it just kind of came up.
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post #30 of 54
11/4/07 at 10:24pm
It's a bit nuttay!

The ice cream part reminds me of Austin Powers for some reason.
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post #31 of 54
11/4/07 at 11:00pm
While I haven't watched the video in it's entirety (couldn't make it passed the five second mark), I have been spreading the word on this. I told a few buddies about it at work and one of them comes back to me the next day with a horrified expression and says:

"So I watched your little video last night. Fuck you dude."
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post #32 of 54
11/4/07 at 11:15pm
I've sat through anus eels, cockfingering, and various depictions of emetophilia, coporophilia, bestiality, etc., so at this point this sort of thing - gross as it is - doesn't bother me at all, after a while it's more funny than anything else.
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post #33 of 54
11/4/07 at 11:18pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
I've sat through anus eels, cockfingering, and various depictions of emetophilia, coporophilia, bestiality, etc.
...why?
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post #34 of 54
11/4/07 at 11:26pm
Because it was there.
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post #35 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:04am
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You curious sons of bitches.

I can't even edit the original post anymore or I'd just remove the link. Apparently the horrified replies of fellow posters, plus a healthy set of warnings and a full description of the video isn't enough to keep people from watching this, so now you whiner-babies are asking for it!

I feel ashamed that this stupid thread has more hits than most legit film discussion threads that aren't over 6 months old. If anyone reads this with magical, god-like deletion powers, please throw the kill-switch on this bad boy.
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post #36 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:22am
Quote:
Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
Because it was there.
Glutton for eye-punishment and mental rape. Something to be proud of.

And alls I gotta know is, are these chicks hawt?/
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post #37 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:30am
Clicked the link before I read the description but fortunately thought better and decided to kill the video as soon as the cup was moved into position. After reading the descriptions, watching some college students' souls die a little bit on Youtube, I have to wonder about the sanity of those who say they have seen worse.
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post #38 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:37am
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer
Glutton for eye-punishment and mental rape. Something to be proud of.

And alls I gotta know is, are these chicks hawt?/
I only saw like 10 seconds, and weeks ago, but I think I recall thinking the Indian-looking girl being kinda hot.
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post #39 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:45am
Quote:
Originally Posted by BTSMGL
I only saw like 10 seconds, and weeks ago...
It's so interesting how fast viral videos get around these days. It used to be that it would take months before someone would send me the same spam, but these days it takes weeks. All the same, this is old news.
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post #40 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:47am
Yeah, before the 1 cup is added into the mix, the 2 girls are hot.



See what I did there?
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post #41 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:54am
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
I've sat through anus eels, cockfingering, and various depictions of emetophilia, coporophilia, bestiality, etc., so at this point this sort of thing - gross as it is - doesn't bother me at all, after a while it's more funny than anything else.
The anus eels was hilarious. Was it the one where she starts eating them after they protrude from the butt?

Jesus Christ and I'm fund raising for a charity. I hope I die in Vegas.
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post #42 of 54
11/5/07 at 2:25am
We should have started a thread for Halloween last week called "The 100 Most Horrifying Videos on the Internet."
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post #43 of 54
11/5/07 at 11:12am
Thanks loads. I was eating chocolate pudding......
.....for the last time.
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post #44 of 54
11/5/07 at 12:05pm
Oh, you burn in Hell, Trejo, you burn right in hell. That was the single worst thing I've ever seen and my life is all the poorer for having seen it. Christmas is ruined (and it's only November).
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post #45 of 54
11/5/07 at 1:23pm
I can't really give Trejo any grief over this. If anything we should thank him for putting this puppy up for us to react to.

Why?

Well, if you think about it, the chances of any of us Chewers doing anything we've seen on this film or any of the sicker viral vids out there should hopefully be so remote as to be impossible in our lifetimes.

I look at stuff like this the same way I look at people who wind up on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich - my life has GOT to be much better than theirs, and I can look at myself in a mirror everyday, guilt-free. I strongly believe that if you've been licking shit like an ice cream cone or worse, your self-esteem and general outlook has got to be fucking lower than mine. And don't get me started on any diseases you might catch from licking a shit n'puke sundae like these girls did. Four tubes of Crest and a six-pack of Listerine ain't gonna wash that taste outta your mouth.

So, thanks, Trejo! Thank you for making me feel that much more better about myself!
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post #46 of 54
11/5/07 at 2:37pm
I saw a spanish-language video last night on YouTube with these guys in Halloween masks explaining how the video was done. Apparently is was a mixture of cinnamon, pistachio, and a few more ingredients. The gist was that, yes, it came out of her ass, but it wasn't really shit. It probably TASTED a bit like ass, but not like a chunk of shit.

I'm at the university's computer lab so I can't look the video up, but I'll post it when I get back home. It's in spanish, but maybe you'll get something out of it.

In summary: 2 Girls, 1 Cup just might be an illusion of some sort. I can't wait until Criss Angel shits into a cup and eats it.

Edit: It could explain why it came out "so fast" like some have said and why the vomiting was kinda weird (no gagging, etc.)
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post #47 of 54
11/5/07 at 2:58pm
I think this one is actually the best reaction, just because it looks like he's crying.
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post #48 of 54
11/30/07 at 7:40pm
Some kid made his grandmother watch the video.
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post #49 of 54
11/30/07 at 7:48pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
Grandma rocks.
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post #50 of 54
11/30/07 at 8:55pm
Here's the poop (sorry) on this horror from The Smoking Gun!
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