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Real life octopussy!

post #1 of 19
11/6/07 at 5:41pm
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Girl with 8 limbs to have surgery
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post #2 of 19
11/6/07 at 5:42pm
Alternate thread title:

A Farewell to Arms.
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post #3 of 19
11/6/07 at 5:45pm
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This chick isn't a celebrity yet, but I'm guessing she will be soon, because when you're born with 4 legs and 4 arms, people tend to notice. And that's what happened to a little girl in India, probably because they don't believe in Jesus. We tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen, and now your kid has 8 legs. Surprisingly she will have surgery today to remove her bonus legs and arms, and I say "surprisingly" because, based on my awesome level of racism, I assumed they would love that stuff over there. Cows are like superheroes to them, so you would think a kid who looks just like one of their gods would be cause for celebration. Like if a Christian had a kid with wings.
If you're going to rip on a celebrity gossip site, there is easier prey than wwtdd.com. That place can bring the funny.
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post #4 of 19
11/6/07 at 5:50pm
Kali lives!
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post #5 of 19
11/6/07 at 6:06pm
The Old One is reborn!
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post #6 of 19
11/6/07 at 6:57pm
"Many villagers, however, remain opposed to surgery and are planning to erect a temple to Lakshmi, who they still revere as sacred."

That's the spirit!
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post #7 of 19
11/6/07 at 7:35pm
After the surgery, they're changing her name to "Help!"*



*Beatles joke. think about it.
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post #8 of 19
11/6/07 at 7:41pm
A surgery like that must cost an arm and a leg, and an arm and a leg.
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post #9 of 19
11/6/07 at 7:52pm
By the many arms of Vishnu! That was...disturbing, just...oh man...
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post #10 of 19
11/6/07 at 9:08pm
And I, for one, welcome our new spider overlords.
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post #11 of 19
11/6/07 at 9:23pm
Maybe I'm a puss, but her smile and laughs won me over.
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post #12 of 19
11/6/07 at 9:39pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Maybe I'm a puss, but her smile and laughs won me over.
Does your love of animals have no bounds?
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post #13 of 19
11/7/07 at 2:25pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Maybe I'm a puss, but her smile and laughs won me over.
You certainly have a thing for freaks. I remember you thought that Spike, the world's ugliest dog (R.I.P), was cute.
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post #14 of 19
11/7/07 at 9:13pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Associated trivia - the original title of the movie was supposed to be "Eight Arms to Hold You" - so you're more on the mark with that joke than you think.
That was the joke!
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post #15 of 19
11/7/07 at 9:52pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Maybe I'm a puss, but her smile and laughs won me over.
I was just about to write that she's adorable. Now I don't know how I'm going to do it.
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post #16 of 19
11/7/07 at 10:18pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Kali lives!
You will become a true believer, Mr. Dickson!

Kali Ma, shakti de !!
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post #17 of 19
11/7/07 at 10:21pm
Little kids are so gangster, she honestly doesn't give a fuck about any of this.
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post #18 of 19
11/10/07 at 5:53pm
I always wondered what REALLY happened to Peter and MJ's baby.
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post #19 of 19
11/11/07 at 9:26pm
That Beatles joke was a stretch Big Jim, talk about really going out on a limb.
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