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post #1 of 30
11/13/07 at 2:58pm
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hey im Sandy. just sayiing hello! this seems like a cool place.
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post #2 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:04pm
Bad noob. BAD!!! You've just lost all lap dog privileges.
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post #3 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:04pm
Wrong hole.
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post #4 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:09pm
Sandy Vagina.
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post #5 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:14pm
Long time lurker, first time troll.
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post #6 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:17pm
Darling, you should have put this in this thread: http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2122760

CHUD.COM Main is for threads that correspond to Articles and Columns on the site.

Welcome.
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post #7 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:19pm
You have to sharpen your shill-determining senses, Ripoll.
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post #8 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:27pm
Patrick is our welcoming committee. He makes the rest of us look good. It's his job not to sort the shills from the well-intentioned but misguided while the rest of us pile on in a glorious orgy of social Darwinism.
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post #9 of 30
11/13/07 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by Phil!
Please don't spoil Patrick's childlike sense of wonder, fairness, and benefit of the doubtitude. I picture him with little welcome baskets full of amenities and perfumed soaps, handed out to shills, trolls and genuine new folks alike.
And muffins. There's gotta be muffins involved.
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post #10 of 30
11/13/07 at 4:29pm
'noobie' is an accepted spelling of newbie, not used often, but acceptable. So is n00bie for the more leet speak inclined among us, and of course, n00b, noob, newb and even nub are acceptable to varying degrees for those of us who'd rather not be bothered by spelling a whole word out.
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post #11 of 30
11/13/07 at 4:30pm
Don't Be Silly Dude
People Will Always Hate You
When You Try To Shill
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post #12 of 30
11/13/07 at 6:20pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
And he has to be passing out hot towels and wearing a steward uniform.
Best Brando impression: "The horror...the horror..."
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post #13 of 30
11/13/07 at 6:29pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
And he has to be passing out hot towels and wearing a steward uniform.
It's male flight attendant now.
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post #14 of 30
11/13/07 at 6:29pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Great job, everyone- you've officially scared Sandy away. How the hell am I supposed to figure out which upcoming film remakes he's not looking forward to now?!?
Shut up and dance... Gummy dance!
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post #15 of 30
11/13/07 at 6:40pm
Can we get one new poster come in who writes coherently and has something intelligent to say? Are there any left? Are we in the house in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, bickering and hating each other while the zombies slowly walk towards us?
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post #16 of 30
11/13/07 at 6:49pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny
Can we get one new poster come in who writes coherently and has something intelligent to say? Are there any left? Are we in the house in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, bickering and hating each other while the zombies slowly walk towards us?
Well, Nordling, see, in any zombie movie, it's not the zombies we have to really worry about. Sure, they're all lifeless and mindless, but the real tension is the human interaction between the characters and how they're going to kill one another (or do something that in some way puts another into the vicious bite of a zombie).

I had a point, it's somewhere...

Oh yeah, locking the basement. We should lock this thread before it devolves into something worse than it already is.
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post #17 of 30
11/13/07 at 6:56pm
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Originally Posted by scsotdc
I beg to differ, Doc. "noobie" and its derivatives are derogatory in nature. "newbie" is simply one who is fresh to the boards.

We should be thanking this person for helping us differentiate and thus not waste any more time than necessary not talking about movies.
Aah, true, I didn't make exception for the intended use, only the spelling issue. My mistake.

I'm going to hang out in the No Country for Old Men board until I die to try and pull myself away from here.
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post #18 of 30
11/13/07 at 11:00pm
Goodbye, Sandy.
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post #19 of 30
11/13/07 at 11:05pm
I want my muffins back.
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post #20 of 30
11/14/07 at 8:28am
You know the code, Patrick, a muffin is given freely and without complication.
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post #21 of 30
11/14/07 at 8:39am
Damn this code. DAMN THESE LAWS.
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post #22 of 30
2/14/08 at 1:50am
How this thread started is not important, but it can't just end like this.

Post-revamp bump.
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post #23 of 30
2/14/08 at 2:29am
No one answered my question.

What's a worse occupation? Shill or Wal-Mart bathroom custodian?
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post #24 of 30
2/14/08 at 5:39am
Custodian. Depending on the pay, being a shill could potentially be sort of entertaining. There's a lot of room for creativity there, but nobody ever puts forth the fucking effort.

Being paid to figure out how to "infiltrate" boards wouldn't be so bad. Like playing "Thief", but with words and instead of stealing loot you're stealing hearts and minds for Lionsgate (or whoeverthefuck).
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post #25 of 30
2/14/08 at 10:06am
Speaking from personal experience - bathroom custodian (never worked as one at Wal-Mart, but even so). Being a shill can't come close to any horrors you'd see in your average bathroom stall.
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post #26 of 30
2/14/08 at 12:03pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
Patrick is our welcoming committee. He makes the rest of us look good. It's his job not to sort the shills from the well-intentioned but misguided while the rest of us pile on in a glorious orgy of social Darwinism.
This needs to be in the 100 best quotes of all time thread, but since I can't seem to get one in there w/o fucking it up, can someone else do the honors?
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post #27 of 30
2/14/08 at 12:44pm
I said that? Huh. Must've been while I was working on my thesis. My eloquence muscle was all nice and toned.
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post #28 of 30
2/14/08 at 1:08pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
This needs to be in the 100 best quotes of all time thread, but since I can't seem to get one in there w/o fucking it up, can someone else do the honors?
I've got you covered, Iggy. I just put it in there.
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post #29 of 30
2/14/08 at 5:59pm
Thanks, Lisa.
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post #30 of 30
2/14/08 at 6:11pm
*blushes up to the roots of her Hobbit hair*

Aw, shucks. Thanks, guys.
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