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"Mommy, why is Santa laughing at me?"

post #1 of 14
11/15/07 at 10:15am
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This shit makes me want to slap Australia into South America.

EDIT: Welp, I just read the article closer and it says the company giving this directive (saying it's at the "discretion of the individual Santa") is U.S. based. Sorry Australia! I love boomerangs! And kangaroos.
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post #2 of 14
11/15/07 at 10:21am
I can see conservative websites picking this up fairly quickly. "'Ho ho ho' the latest casualty in the War on Christmas."

That said, this is pretty dumb. I just like my made-up headline.
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post #3 of 14
11/15/07 at 10:23am
wouldn't "Ho Ho Ho" only be offensive to hookers?
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post #4 of 14
11/15/07 at 10:47am
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Originally Posted by Owen
I can see conservative websites picking this up fairly quickly. "'Ho ho ho' the latest casualty in the War on Christmas."
It does set the precedent that next people wont be allowed to say "Jesus Christ" in churches because that's what people in the US say when receiving a painful blow to the testicles.
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post #5 of 14
11/15/07 at 11:23am
Calling people hos to their faces has to be the best perk of being a Santa. What will these poor people have to live for now that has been taken away from them?
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post #6 of 14
11/15/07 at 11:37am
The six bucks an hour to set little kids on their laps and pretend to give a damn about their Christmas wishes while surreptitiously ogling the holiday cleavage of the salesgirls in makeup and perfume departments?
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post #7 of 14
11/15/07 at 11:41am
I imagine gardening tools have been offended for years.
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post #8 of 14
11/15/07 at 12:43pm
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"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.
Someone get her a Kit-Kat bar stat!
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post #9 of 14
11/15/07 at 4:43pm
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Originally Posted by El Tati
Bitch, bitch, bitch is out of the question?
Doesn't roll off the tongue in quite the same way. Slut, slut, slut doesn't work, either.
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post #10 of 14
11/15/07 at 4:45pm
This reminds me of that "master" and "slave" argument a few years ago over video tapes.
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post #11 of 14
11/15/07 at 5:38pm
if we really want to get PC about this, we should make it "female sex worker, female sex worker, female sex worker"
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post #12 of 14
11/15/07 at 7:22pm
How about "yo, yo, yo?" Urban is hot right now.
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post #13 of 14
11/15/07 at 8:57pm
Howbout to really confuse things, we go with "Oi Oi Oi!"?

That way we could also target the Jewish community, punk/ska/skinhead rockers, and Aussies that hock Energizer batteries.
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post #14 of 14
11/15/07 at 9:24pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Howbout to really confuse things, we go with "Oi Oi Oi!"?

That way we could also target the Jewish community, punk/ska/skinhead rockers, and Aussies that hock Energizer batteries.
Actually you'd get away with that down here because a popular chant at sporting events is "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi !".
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