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Happy Birthday (tomorrow), LisaNewYork!

post #1 of 38
11/15/07 at 10:21pm
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Lisa,

Since I'm working all day tomorrow, I thought I'd start this thread a little early.

I hope that you have a lovely, wondrous and seriously awesome birthday tomorrow! Also, here's to having a kick-ass upcoming year.

(Boys, close your eyes...)

BIG HUGS!
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post #2 of 38
11/15/07 at 10:22pm
Happy Birthday oh practioner of the Waterson impression.
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post #3 of 38
11/15/07 at 10:30pm
Happiest of birthdays to ya, Lisa! Nothing but best wishes for you and I hope you get everything you want out of the coming year and then some. Party hard, girl!

And special shout out to Edison, too!
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post #4 of 38
11/15/07 at 10:41pm
Happy Birthday!! Have a couple shots for me. Or I'll have some in honor of you. Either way.
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post #5 of 38
11/15/07 at 10:47pm
Happy Birthday, m'dear!

Now, if we can only talk you into wearing the Julie Newmar avatar again.....
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post #6 of 38
11/15/07 at 10:55pm
All of my drinking tonight shall be in honor of Lisa, avataric chameleon, lover of film, tolerator of the ribald, and all around Good People.

Hope you like Jameson and Car Bombs.
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post #7 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:22am
Happy Birthday, Lisa! Here's to you celebrating the hell out of it! Ill make a toast in your honor!
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post #8 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:30am
Happy Birthday, Lisa!!

You know you're going to have to go out and see a good movie for all of us, with some drinking involved. Drinking before or after entirely depends on the movie.
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post #9 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:34am
you can't hear, but I'm singing you happy birthday. the high parts of the harmonies. in some rockin' falsetto.
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post #10 of 38
11/16/07 at 2:05am
Happy Birthday to my favorite "new" poster. Hope you get lots of rolls and sake at J.J.'s!
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post #11 of 38
11/16/07 at 2:35am
Happy Birthday to one nice lady.

Oh nevermind, I thought it was my birthday!

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post #12 of 38
11/16/07 at 3:01am
Ok, NOW I can wish you a happy birthday. I'm not for that "day early" shit.
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post #13 of 38
11/16/07 at 4:56am
As of this day, you are now older than me. HA! You have five months to enjoy it. Make the most of them. Just don't overdo it, because us old people don't heal well.
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post #14 of 38
11/16/07 at 5:09am
So Lisa, what's it like being 19?
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post #15 of 38
11/16/07 at 6:54am
Happy Birthday, Lisa*


*Surprised no one has used this yet!
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post #16 of 38
11/16/07 at 8:04am
Happy Birthday, Lisa! Hope you have a great day!
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post #17 of 38
11/16/07 at 11:31am
So you shot the President. You figured, hey, now's the time to be committing major political assassinations, while I don't yet have fully formed fingerprints.

You bastard.
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post #18 of 38
11/16/07 at 11:46am
Happy birthday.

You're one year closer to the failure of the Social Security Administration.
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post #19 of 38
11/16/07 at 11:53am
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Greg David - okay, so it's you, me, Richard Dickson and Jacob Singer as the old farts on the board? Anyone else? We should have a contest - whomever's testicles/boobs droop to their knees first wins.
I'm close...I turned 39 on Tuesday. But no birthday thread for me...*sniff*
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post #20 of 38
11/16/07 at 11:55am
Happy Birthday! Remember, when you're blowing out all those candles we're not laughing at you, but with you. Ok fine, you caught us.
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post #21 of 38
11/16/07 at 11:56am
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Originally Posted by Martianman
I'm close...I turned 39 on Tuesday. But no birthday thread for me...*sniff*
Typical anti-FSU bias I tell ya. I got your back, happy birthday to the ol' Martainman too! As you can see by his avatar, his head has reached MODOK size in his old age.
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post #22 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:01pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman
I'm close...I turned 39 on Tuesday. But no birthday thread for me...*sniff*
Yeah, but we like Lisa.... (j/k)

You guys are totally missing the JFK connection. It's not that Lisa had JFK whacked, or did it herself.

She's got JFK's soul.

When the Prez died, the Almighty took his soul and gave it a new place to hang out.
"Hey, so what if it's a girl. He could use a lesson or two about women."

So, Lisa....do you ever crave clam chowder and buxom blondes? Have an intense phobia of loud noises and head wounds? Hate convertibles?
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post #23 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:11pm
Have a great one, Lisa! I recommend that you involve Maker's Mark somehow.
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post #24 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
I swear, if you look really close at the Zapruder footage, you can see me crawling from behind the book depository. And the amazing thing isn't the rifle in my little baby hand - it's that I was six days old.
This brings up some troubling questions then:

1. How the hell could you get that many shots off using an Italian Carbine with such stubby baby fingers, including a headshot, no less? You have to be around 18 to learn that shit in the Marines!

2. How did you frame Oswald for the hit?

3. How could you crawl that fast out of the Depository and not be noticed? Where you wearing a disguise or something?

It's a riddle trapped in a mystery, wrapped up in an enigma, man!
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post #25 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:19pm
Go get that Sempei!
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post #26 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:34pm
Happy birthday, LNYC!
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post #27 of 38
11/16/07 at 12:45pm
Happy birthday, Lisa Harvey Newyork!!!!

Have fun tomorrow!
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post #28 of 38
11/16/07 at 1:57pm
Don't claim the old fart award yet, sister. I turned 45 on Halloween. So I'm up there with the rest of the "buckle just beneath my armpits" brigade.

So glad to hear things are well with your folk, sweets. And again...the happiest of birthdays to you. Spend the evening with friends. And the Beaks Canon. And a few refreshing libations.
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post #29 of 38
11/16/07 at 5:32pm
Wait, wait, so are you like Ozzie Davis, except not a crotchety old black man?
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post #30 of 38
11/16/07 at 5:59pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
Wait, wait, so are you like Ozzie Davis, except not a crotchety old black man?
Well....Lisa was married for a time to Ruby Dee, does that count?
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post #31 of 38
11/16/07 at 6:35pm
Happy Birthday, Lisa! Hope it's a good one!
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post #32 of 38
11/16/07 at 6:39pm
I'm a little late to this topic, but happy birthday nontheless.
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post #33 of 38
11/16/07 at 7:14pm
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector
Well....Lisa was married for a time to Ruby Dee, does that count?
No wonder she looked familar to me when I was watching Do the Right Thing and that one episode of The L Word.
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post #34 of 38
11/17/07 at 1:54am
Happy Birthday, you ancient battle axe you.
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post #35 of 38
11/18/07 at 2:54am
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
I was a ridiculously cute baby, so people generally believed me. The Warren commission totally fell for my story once I followed it up with an adorable drooly, gummy smile. Which I'll be doing again 40 years from now. (*Rimshot!*)
Didn't this happen on Simpsons with "Who shot Mr. Burns?"

You were just like Maggie, it explains everything!
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post #36 of 38
11/18/07 at 6:33am
At 35, I thought I was old to be posting here.

But seriously, Happy Belated Birthday.
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post #37 of 38
11/19/07 at 5:22pm
Happy belated Birthday! Tried to gift you some rep, but I gotta spread it around 1st.
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post #38 of 38
11/20/07 at 6:35pm
Yeah yeah....bagels are on you Monday morning.
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