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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071127/...en_surgeries_4

Hospital fined for wrong-side surgery

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Rhode Island Hospital was fined $50,000 and reprimanded by the state Department of Health Monday after its third instance this year of a doctor performing brain surgery in the wrong side of a patient's head.

"We are extremely concerned about this continuing pattern," Director of Health David R. Gifford said in a written statement. "While the hospital has made improvements in the operating room, they have not extended these changes to the rest of the hospital."

The most recent case happened Friday when, according to the health department, the chief resident started brain surgery on the wrong side of an 82-year-old patient's head. The patient was OK, the health department and hospital said.

In February, a different doctor performed neurosurgery on the wrong side of another patient's head, said Andrea Bagnall-Degos, a health department spokeswoman. That patient was also OK, she said.

But in August, a patient died a few weeks after a third doctor performed brain surgery on the wrong side of his head. That surgery prompted the state to order the hospital to take a series of steps to ensure such a mistake would not happen again, including an independent review of its neurosurgery practices and better verification from doctors of surgery plans.
post #2 of 14
To be fair nowhere on the chart did it clarify if it was the patient's right or the doctor's right.
post #3 of 14
Guess some of those doctors weren't in their right mind.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress.
post #4 of 14
The cranial screw-top method would have solved these problems. Get Dr. Hfuhruhurr on the phone.
post #5 of 14
I don't see what the problem is here. I mean, c'mon people, it's not brain surgery.

oh, wait. . .
post #6 of 14
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Note to self: If ever sustaining a serious head injury in Providence, RI, hold brains inside head long enough to get up to a hospital in Massachusetts.
Or Connecticut depending on which side of the state you're on.
post #7 of 14
Wouldn't you at some point go, 'Hmmm...there's nothing on this side of the brain...maybe I should double check the chart.'

Didn't NASA have a similar problem with one of their ships, like they used English Standard when they should have used Metric or something? Or was it because the giant robot attacked their probe? Don't remember...
post #8 of 14
In other news of botched operations, though this deals more with not knowing which end is up, than right from left:

http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/p...0347/1006/NEWS

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A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court
post #9 of 14
Spreading reputation before giving to Darkmite8 and all that.
post #10 of 14
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Originally Posted by slagar
A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court
I would stop eating corn imediately if I were him.
post #11 of 14
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A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court
Imagine the hilarity when this guy's alone with his girl in the bedroom.
Her screams would be incredible.
post #12 of 14
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Originally Posted by slagar
In other news of botched operations, though this deals more with not knowing which end is up, than right from left:

http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/p...0347/1006/NEWS
Somewhere on the internet, someone's masturbating to that story.
post #13 of 14
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Imagine the hilarity when this guy's in a public men's restroom. "Hey, Joe... uhhh, why are you sitting on the urinal with your back to us?"
I think you meant "sitting on the urinal facing us". Usually when you're using the urinal in a men's room, your back is to everyone anyway, and you and Mr. Happy are facing the urinal. However, after the surgery this poor schlub went through, the fact he can twist his spine like a crazy straw wouldn't surprise me in the least, so you might be right after all.

That being said, if this guy has a rather rich meal, does he fart out of his dick?
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
That being said, if this guy has a rather rich meal, does he fart out of his dick?
According to the article he did. Gives all new meaning to that magical fruit which makes you "toot".
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