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Why don't we have conversations like this?

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post #2 of 18
Why don't we?

The great thing is that in that google search link, people all over the world are apparently plagued by accidentally eating foil. I read a guy on a message board today who said "ironing" when he meant to say "irony"....the retards that exist in this world.
post #3 of 18
I thought you were going to link to that forum thread that had a college student who took a shit in a garbage bag in his closet to avoid going to the bathroom and asked for advice about what to do with it. It was fake (though hilarious).

My answer: Why do birds fly?
post #4 of 18
Wasn't there a post on here the other day in which someone wondered why people who seem not to be as into movies come here? I submit the above link as the answer to their question.
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You need someone that stupid for such a conversation to develop.
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The first place he goes for help? Message boards.
post #7 of 18
Agreed Gray. But we're forgetting one key player here...
http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index....rofile;u=32484
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Originally Posted by Andrew Eaton
The first place he goes for help? Message boards.
He's a moderator. Quite a nice little message board they got going there.
post #9 of 18
Fleetfooted? And he checks the spelling on Negros, and misspells genetic.

Paragon of society, this Ase.
post #10 of 18
I'm glad this Ase guy could crank out a board post in between boning his sister and endorsing the Third Reich.
post #11 of 18
That Josh guy never did say how the trip to the doctor went, maybe he really did die. Oh well.
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Originally Posted by Chris Allen
Fleetfooted? And he checks the spelling on Negros, and misspells genetic.

Paragon of society, this Ase.
Yeah, that's pretty wacked out.
post #12 of 18
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Drink a few bottles of ipecac.
This is now my answer to everything.
post #13 of 18
This reminds me of the time when I was young I swallowed a rubber band. I checked my poop for weeks. I never did see that rubber band. But, at the same time I didn't try running my poop through a strainer.
post #14 of 18
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Originally Posted by billylove
This is now my answer to everything.
Still doesn't beat my "I have diabetes" or "hit them in the knee with a lead pipe, and leave them in an adult bookstore parking lot."
post #15 of 18
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan
Is ASE's Custom Title stuff a joke? Please god, tell me it is.
I believe it is. It's probably a quote from a board member. The misspelling of genetics and him being a moderator make it more plausible it's a joke.
post #16 of 18
Only if you left it on E! or TMZ.
post #17 of 18
Pumping your poop may be a relaxing affair. Go to the Doctor with an open mind for new experiences.
post #18 of 18
At least the mirrors will cut down on any motion blur.
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