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Secret Temple found in Italy

post #1 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:22pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1811

Holy crap.

It looks like something from an Argento flick.
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post #2 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:23pm
Da Vinci!
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post #3 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:30pm
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Few have been granted permission to see these marvels.

Indeed, the Italian government was not even aware of their existence until a few years ago.
Right beside a picture of a bunch of pre-schoolers plopping their respective taints on the exquisite floor of the "8th Wonder of the World"
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post #4 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:34pm
It's a hoax I tell you!
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post #5 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:35pm
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Oberto - who prefers to use the name 'Falco'
They don't mention "Rock Me Amadeus" anywhere in this article. That's bullshit.
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post #6 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:36pm
Y'know what? That's just plain awesome.
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post #7 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by Trejo
Right beside a picture of a bunch of pre-schoolers plopping their respective taints on the exquisite floor of the "8th Wonder of the World"
Taint this exquisite.
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post #8 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:45pm
This is where they worship the goddess Bellucci, right?
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post #9 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis
This is where they worship the goddess Bellucci, right?
You don't need a temple for that. Simply a little bit of privacy and a bottle of ceremonial moisturizer. That is, if I recall the High Priest's teachings correctly.
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post #10 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:57pm
(Cues Indiana Jones score and shows requisite red line going across map)
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post #11 of 25
11/29/07 at 3:58pm
Have the movie rights to this story been sold yet? Because it's just begging for it.
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post #12 of 25
11/29/07 at 4:25pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
That's my people for ya! And you thought we were only good for being really loud, and simmering spaghetti sauce all Sunday afternoon.
Sure secret underground temples are cool, but nothing beats a good marinara sauce.
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post #13 of 25
11/29/07 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
That's my people for ya!
Elves?
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post #14 of 25
11/29/07 at 4:45pm
Amazing and a tad bit creepy at the same time.
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post #15 of 25
11/29/07 at 5:08pm
Simply extraordinary. Will definitely be going here when (whenever that is) I get my lazy Irish ass over to Italy.
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post #16 of 25
11/29/07 at 5:19pm
This also reminds me of that legend of some secret storehouse underneath the Sphinx.
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post #17 of 25
11/29/07 at 5:29pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
That's my people for ya! And you thought we were only good for being really loud, and simmering spaghetti sauce all Sunday afternoon.
So your only good for being really loud, making spaghetti sauce, and creating creepy underground temples.
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post #18 of 25
11/29/07 at 5:33pm
Unbelievable. If I work up tomorrow with my head stapled to the floor, I wouldn't be more surprised than I was after reading that story.

I want one! Time to start digging....
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post #19 of 25
11/29/07 at 5:39pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
So your only good for being really loud, making spaghetti sauce, and creating creepy underground temples.
Also, sitting around and drinking really, really amazing coffee. Don't take that away from us.
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post #20 of 25
11/29/07 at 5:44pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
That's my people for ya! And you thought we were only good for being really loud, and simmering spaghetti sauce all Sunday afternoon.
You also forget your peoples innate ability to grab their nether regions and state to the person asking the question that whatever they're looking for. They can always find it right there.
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post #21 of 25
11/29/07 at 6:05pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
You also forget your peoples innate ability to grab their nether regions and state to the person asking the question that whatever they're looking for. They can always find it right there.
Hey, when you're at the Olive Garden, you're family.

[CROTCH GRAB] I got your family, right here! [/CROTCH GRAB]
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post #22 of 25
11/29/07 at 6:08pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
(*Giggles girlishly*) Yes, we do excel at that...
Wait... You've got... balls?
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post #23 of 25
11/29/07 at 6:11pm
Looks like what Henry Darger would have created in an alternate life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger
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post #24 of 25
11/29/07 at 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by HunterRose
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1811

Holy crap.

It looks like something from an Argento flick.

Suzy Banyon decided to perfect her ballet studies in the most famous school of dance in Europe. She chose the celebrated academy of Freeborge. One day, at nine in the morning, she left Kennedy airport, New York, and arrived in Germany at 10:40 p.m. local time.

WITCHES!
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post #25 of 25
11/29/07 at 7:39pm
That's pretty cool.
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