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post #1 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:04pm
Thread Starter 
So I was in the bathroom at work today and on top of the toilet paper roll thing was a subscription card for Smithsonian magazine. In the "name" space, someone had neatly printed "Mike Hunt."

My mind was sort of blown by this. I work at a law firm, so I'm wondering if it's some kind of futuristic, upper-class vandalism that I unwittingly stumbled upon; more polite than scratching it into the wall, but childish in its own way.

On the other hand, maybe it was someone who was just getting started in their lavatory shenanigans, and they decided they'd build their way up and start with littering before they tried out more permanent avenues of defacement.

Or maybe someone was just being a dumbass to please himself and forgot to throw the card away.
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post #2 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:08pm
If you've been through law school, it's proof that lawyers are among the most immature group of people in the world. So I'd say that's just about right for a law firm.
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post #3 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:11pm
Anyone ever actually meet a Mike Hunt? A guy who worked at my last job had the name, but for some reason he always introduced himself as Michael.
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post #4 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:12pm
I knew a girl in high school, no lie, whose name was Mai Quotch. Hilarity ensued.
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post #5 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:13pm
Thread Starter 
I worked with a Mike Hunt, and he went by Mike.
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post #6 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:15pm
I went to college with a girl named Anita Beaver -- I am not making this up.
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post #7 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:23pm
(Subscribes to thread)
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post #8 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:27pm
I'll add my one other embarrassing name story. I knew a girl whose name was Phing Dong (pronounced "Ping"), which was funny enough. But she had an older brother who, on being born, their family (vietnamese) wanted to name him "Long" until the nurses stepped in and told them flat out not to do it. So they ended up naming him Lawrence, I think.
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post #9 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:30pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Anyone ever actually meet a Mike Hunt? A guy who worked at my last job had the name, but for some reason he always introduced himself as Michael.
In high school I was friends with a Mike Hund. Our freshman year, some of the upperclassmen circulated a petition to fire the vice-principal in the lunch room. It would up in his hands, and he got on the intercom to request that everyone who signed it report to the office. He stumbled a bit when he got to "Mike Hunt", apparently realizing as he said it that it was a fake. Hund went down anyway, and almost got suspended even though he hadn't actually seen the thing.
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post #10 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:30pm
There is a guy that works in an office related to mine whose first name is Poon and last name is Tang. It's actually Poon-man Tang, but on all the correspondence sent out he writes it as Poon Tang.

I also have an ex gf whose mother worked for a guy named Richard Head.
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post #11 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:34pm
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer
There is a guy that works in an office related to mine whose first name is Poon and last name is Tang. It's actually Poon-man Tang, but on all the correspondence sent out he writes it as Poon Tang.

I also have an ex gf whose mother worked for a guy named Richard Head.
HAHAHA, so great. Poon-man alone is hilarious.

There's a firm in DC named Butsavage & Associates. Don't believe me? The link to prove it:

http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_6t8lrs
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post #12 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:38pm
Contact Name:Carey Butsavage

Contact Title:President

Carey.. Butsavage. There's no way to pronounce that last name in his favor. Carey Butts-of-age? Butt-savage? PRESIDENT BUTT SAVAGE. Poor, poor guy.
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post #13 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:41pm
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice
HAHAHA, so great. Poon-man alone is hilarious.

There's a firm in DC named Butsavage & Associates. Don't believe me? The link to prove it:

http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_6t8lrs
Holy shit...And the office is about 3 blocks from...yup...Dupont Circle. You couldn't make this shit up!
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post #14 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:43pm
Thread Starter 
I'm so proud of what I inadvertantly started here.
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post #15 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:52pm
In reference to the original purporse of the thread: the batrooms in my office building made me realize that men will never grow up, will not clean up after themselves, nor will they flush the fucking toilet even when there's a big, brown, snow-cone of a shit lying right on the bottom. I work in a State office building and it constantly amazes me how disgusting the bathrooms are. Not the fault of the cleaning service, who do a cracker-jack job mind you, but the fault of emotionally juvenille fuck-tards who think it's funny to tear off little pieces of toilet paper and leave them in the corner of the stalls. Why? I don't fucking know. We're not in kindergarten you fuck taints, throw your dirty paper towells in the garbage.
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post #16 of 39
11/29/07 at 4:57pm
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Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice
There's a firm in DC named Butsavage & Associates. Don't believe me? The link to prove it:

http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_6t8lrs
"We don't bend over our clients unless we win!!!"
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post #17 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:04pm
For some reason, Arthur Butsavage sounds like a freaking awesome porn name. Why 'Arthur', it just sounds delightfully high-class, which serves as a counterpoint to the juvenile hilarity that is 'butsavage'.

heheheh
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post #18 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:10pm
Come on, that shit's funny.
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post #19 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:14pm
In my college dorm, on a single floor, we had both a Harry Johnson and a Michael Y. Wang. Granted, Mike Wang isn't that funny of a name, but his email address was mywang@uiuc.edu, so we insisted on calling him "My" instead of Mike.

EDIT: Damn autoformat... Don't email that address please, God knows where it leads today.
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post #20 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:38pm
At my last job, I worked with a guy named Dick Cummings. Depending on what day you caught him and whether or not he cut his hair (he worked the night shift), he'd look like Rob Zombie (full dreads) or a Manson follower (bald).

I always worked for or with celebrity names. Jim Morrison and Kevin Smith at Shop Rite of Lakewood, Tom Jones at Great Adventure, and Penny Robinson ("Oh, dear!") at Auto Shopper.

Back on topic... nope! I'm not doing this again! Yes, I have more tales, and I love you all, but I - I- just can't.
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post #21 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by Minsky
In the stall I usually frequent, somebody scribbled the phrase "ATTENTION HUMANS! I AM PROTECTO! I WILL PROTECT YOUR ASS!" in big block letters above the receptacle.
That just brightened up my life. Must spread my rep around..
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post #22 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:43pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Armey
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post #23 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:50pm
Yeah, it's kinda weird when a large dog is watching you laying cable.
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post #24 of 39
11/29/07 at 5:51pm
I once met a guy named Richard Head as well. He was a substitute p.e. teacher at my junior high. So yeah, his life wasn't getting any easier.
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post #25 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:07pm
I guess Argentinian food even gives locals the shits.

I've never actually eaten Argentinian food, sorry!
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post #26 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:24pm
I went to high school with a girl named Delight Chambers.

I always wondered if she moved out to Hollywood, went into porn and changed her name to Jane Smith.
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post #27 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:37pm
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Originally Posted by harrybeanbag
"Next On JizzVision: Jane Smith in 'The Insatiable Schoolmarm!' "

Most boner-wilting porn name ever.

I would've thought the boner wilting would come from "Schoolmarm", even if she is insatiable.
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post #28 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:39pm
Schoolmarm. That's the first time I've heard that word used in a while.
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post #29 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:41pm
Thread Starter 
Some names my wife and I have run across at our jobs:
Dr. David Bosomworth
Matthew Nipple
Robert R. Robert
Phillip Monhollen (sounds like a gay German porn star)
Dr. Peter Waters
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post #30 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:49pm
A frequent tennis club opponent a few years back: Drew Peacock.

I wanted to meet this guy's surely charitable parents.
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post #31 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:54pm
I don't know what's sadder, whether parents realize they're giving their kids unfortunate names, or whether they don't.
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post #32 of 39
11/29/07 at 6:55pm
I keep telling people to stop calling me Shirley.
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post #33 of 39
11/29/07 at 7:55pm
My sister works with a guy named Richard Long. Of course, he prefers his nickname Dick.
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post #34 of 39
11/29/07 at 8:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by billylove
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle
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post #35 of 39
11/29/07 at 8:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Hughes
In the stall I tend to use here, we have all kinds of weak writing on the wall. Standard shit: Mr. Hankey, random scribblings, poems, odes to assholes. But recently, I believe we have our own Will Hunting. All of sudden one day, there is a crazy algebra problem on the stall. By the next day, half the stall is covered in numbers and graphs and near the bottom...the answer. Made me chuckle.
Yeah, that was my roommate. The guy is actually a math genius, but apparently he has to be a graffiti artist to boot. Equations would pop up everywhere (even on his arms and legs sometimes). Eventually, I just told him "Look, everyone gets it. You know more math than we do." Now he mostly keeps it to his own bathroom. Which is fine by me; I suppose magazines aren't for everyone.
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post #36 of 39
11/29/07 at 8:57pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
For some reason, Arthur Butsavage sounds like a freaking awesome porn name. Why 'Arthur', it just sounds delightfully high-class, which serves as a counterpoint to the juvenile hilarity that is 'butsavage'.

heheheh
No, Reginald, man. Sir Reginald Butsavage, esq.
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post #37 of 39
12/1/07 at 3:00am
In contributing to the subtopic of strange names, I shall remind you that ass -kicking Michelle Yeoh used to be married to businessman/producer:

Dickson Poon

Seriously.
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post #38 of 39
12/3/07 at 10:23am
Mike Hunt's MySpace Page.
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post #39 of 39
12/3/07 at 11:11am
Near my work there is a S&M tax service
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