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post #1 of 22
11/30/07 at 1:23pm
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http://www.thedisneyblog.com/tdb/200...leibovitz.html

I don't know who I would smash harder, Rachel Weisz as Snow White or Scarlett Johannson as Cinderella.

Next up: Affleck as the shark from Finding Nemo. (Although it would be kind of funny/lame if they got Hanks and Allen to dress up as their Toy Story characters for a later set.)

(I fully expect to look back on this thread in two years time and be embarrassed. But I don't care.)

Edit: Leibovitz, not Lebowitz. Fuck me.
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post #2 of 22
11/30/07 at 1:33pm
No Dakota Fanning as Alice? Dick tucked back in.

But seriously, daaayum.
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post #3 of 22
11/30/07 at 1:35pm
In the fifth pic there's a hand on a pole. I can't figure out why.
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post #4 of 22
11/30/07 at 1:39pm
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Some of them are behind the scenes photos. The six official ones are Weisz as White, Beckham as the Prince from Sleeping Beauty, Federer as King Arthur, Julie Andrews as the Blue Fairy and Abigal Breslin as some fairy, Johannson as Cinderella, and Beyonce as Alice, Lyle Lovett as the March Hare, and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter.
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post #5 of 22
11/30/07 at 1:49pm
I'd totally see a version of Alice in Wonderland with Lovett and Platt as the Hare and the Hatter.

Although why they went with King Arthur in full armor like that when he never appears that way in The Sword in the Stone is a little puzzling.

But yeah, Scarlett as Cinderella? Bibbity bobbity boobs.
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post #6 of 22
11/30/07 at 2:05pm
the link to the first three didn't work when I clicked it. Anyone have an alternative?
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post #7 of 22
11/30/07 at 2:08pm
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http://www.thedisneyblog.com/tdb/200...leibovitz.html
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post #8 of 22
11/30/07 at 2:36pm
What is with the horrible fake flames in the Beckham one? The photoshopping is over the top in these things.
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post #9 of 22
11/30/07 at 2:37pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
I'd totally see a version of Alice in Wonderland with Lovett and Platt as the Hare and the Hatter.
I do like how Lyle is just wearing a seersucker suit and hasn't bothered to look anything like a rabbit, but Platt would make an amazing Mad Hatter.
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post #10 of 22
11/30/07 at 3:17pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu
I don't know who I would smash harder...
Ah, the sexual euphemisms of today. It makes one yearn for a more refined age, where subtlety and wit were key in explaining how one might wish to freak or do the nasty with his paramour.
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post #11 of 22
11/30/07 at 3:39pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu
I don't know who I would smash harder, Rachel Weisz as Snow White or Scarlett Johannson as Cinderella.
Why do you have to choose? I sure didn't.
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post #12 of 22
11/30/07 at 3:42pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
What is with the horrible fake flames in the Beckham one? The photoshopping is over the top in these things.
True. I've seen better fake flames on Sci-Fi Fridays.
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post #13 of 22
11/30/07 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB
Ah, the sexual euphemisms of today. It makes one yearn for a more refined age, where subtlety and wit were key in explaining how one might wish to freak or do the nasty with his paramour.
That's why I still use "knock boots" and "bump uglies". If they were good enough for Wilde, they're good enough for me.
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post #14 of 22
11/30/07 at 3:51pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
True. I've seen better fake flames on Sci-Fi Fridays.
I wouldn't go so far as to call them better...
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post #15 of 22
11/30/07 at 3:55pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB
Ah, the sexual euphemisms of today. It makes one yearn for a more refined age, where subtlety and wit were key in explaining how one might wish to freak or do the nasty with his paramour.

Please demonstrate your antiquated lexicon of olde.
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post #16 of 22
11/30/07 at 4:41pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
What is with the horrible fake flames in the Beckham one? The photoshopping is over the top in these things.
It's supposed to be over the top!

I like the Johansson & Weisz photos, although it might be nice if Weisz was slightly smiling in her shot. Funny how the rabbit seems to be heading to Aronofsky's happy place.

The Alice in Wonderland would be cool if Beyonce wasn't looking right into the camera...
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post #17 of 22
11/30/07 at 4:42pm
Yeah, that's a rare bad picture of Beyonce. It really doesn't work, and everything else in the shot is fun.
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post #18 of 22
11/30/07 at 5:01pm
I wish Beyonce was Esmeralda from Hunchback.
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post #19 of 22
11/30/07 at 5:24pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Federer REALLY looks like Orlando Bloom.
That's who I thought it was.
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post #20 of 22
11/30/07 at 7:30pm
Why can't I find the Johansson pic?
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post #21 of 22
11/30/07 at 8:46pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Federer REALLY looks like Orlando Bloom.
In that picture? Yes. Yes, he does.
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post #22 of 22
11/30/07 at 11:48pm
Thread Starter 
K-Bong, click on the second link in the thread.
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