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post #1 of 14
11/30/07 at 1:39pm
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http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/bre...breaking41.htm

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A man drove a truck into the brewery on Victoria Quay, Dublin 8, yesterday evening; hitched up a trailer containing 450 kegs of different beers; and drove off into Dublin's traffic just as rush-hour got under way.
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post #2 of 14
11/30/07 at 1:50pm
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and drove off into Dublin's traffic just as rush-hour got under way.
Don't they mean happy-hour?
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post #3 of 14
11/30/07 at 2:04pm
That man is my hero.
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post #4 of 14
11/30/07 at 2:13pm
"Elsewhere in Schwartz's dreams, he heroically ended a tense hostage situation, then engaged in celebratory sex with his tenth-grade English teacher, until such time as she morphed into a pterodactyl-like creature and he fled, leaving his embedded penis behind. More at 11."
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post #5 of 14
11/30/07 at 2:18pm
I'm gonna get shitfaced on Guinness this weekend in honor of my new hero.

Sláinte!
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post #6 of 14
11/30/07 at 2:27pm
A man realizing his dream against impossible odds always brings tears to my eyes.
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post #7 of 14
11/30/07 at 7:38pm
Driving out snakes is neat and all, but I think it's time for St Patrick to step aside.
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post #8 of 14
11/30/07 at 8:02pm
I like to think the cops are going, "You know? Fuck it. This guy deserves the key to the city, not a prison sentence." I mean, you just gotta respect the ballsiness of this.
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post #9 of 14
11/30/07 at 8:04pm
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Yeah, it's one thing to steal a keg, but this guy went balls out and stole 450 kegs.

This reminds me of that diamond heist a few years ago.
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post #10 of 14
11/30/07 at 8:51pm
I vote Ray Winstone or Paddy Considine. Not sure who should direct, but for the sequel- when his liver becomes self-aware and eats Galway- I nominate Chuck Russell.
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post #11 of 14
11/30/07 at 11:41pm
Are all the guys on the job named Mr. Green? No one in Ireland wants to be Mr. Orange. . .
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post #12 of 14
12/2/07 at 11:01pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
Yeah, it's one thing to steal a keg, but this guy went balls out and stole 450 kegs.
Guinness book of records worthy even.

I wish I stole 450 kegs so I could get drunk enough to find my own joke funny.
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post #13 of 14
12/6/07 at 9:05pm
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180 kegs of Budweiser
He's gonna foist those bastards off on the cops in a surprise "Merry Christmas, fuckers!" delivery.
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post #14 of 14
12/6/07 at 9:16pm
What's kind of sad is that Guinness makes, bottles, and distributes Budweiser in Ireland. An American corporation pays them to make and distribute subpar beer, which is weird.
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