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post #1 of 35
11/30/07 at 2:14pm
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These might be the most hilariously offensive ads I've ever seen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...9&in_a_source=
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post #2 of 35
11/30/07 at 2:16pm
Is it always illegal to kill a woman!?

Oh backwards hilarity.
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post #3 of 35
11/30/07 at 2:22pm
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Originally Posted by El Tati
Those remind me of "Mad Men".
Yeah, that "exercise" device.
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post #4 of 35
11/30/07 at 3:12pm
Damn, I wish I lived in the 50s. The world was our oyster back then.
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post #5 of 35
11/30/07 at 3:13pm
HA-HA! Women knowing things! Funny!

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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Lorena Bobbitt and Glenn Close don't find these funny.... at all.
Uh-um-er, uh SHOCKED!!! Shocked I am that women would be treated so shamefully in advertising of days of yore! Shame on us men who would laugh (is she gone?) at these! A pox, A POX on us males, I say (she still here?). Bad penis! Bad, bad, penis!!
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post #6 of 35
11/30/07 at 3:16pm
I really, truly love the soap ad. In this day and age, you never see ads explicitly appeal to a woman's insecurities like that. They usually beat around the bush about it or appeal to the whole "princess" complex instead. This ad basically asks the following question: Are you clean/good enough to hold onto that poor bastard who made the mistake of taking a wretch like you in? Wonderfully and fearfully crafted piece of psychological abuse, there.
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post #7 of 35
11/30/07 at 3:18pm
Meh. Ms. Magazine has been printing things like this in the back of every issue for years, except their examples are contemporary.
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post #8 of 35
11/30/07 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Meh. Ms. Magazine has been printing things like this in the back of every issue for years, except their examples are contemporary.
I was going to say - those ads aren't too far removed in spirit from what you seen on the front pages of http://www.cosmopolitan.com/....

Though, they are much funnier.
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post #9 of 35
11/30/07 at 3:29pm
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Ms. Magazine? Is this the one with the sewing tips and the cooking recipes?
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post #10 of 35
12/4/07 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by stelios
Ms. Magazine? Is this the one with the screwing tips and the cooking recipes?

Yes. I think so.
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post #11 of 35
12/4/07 at 2:51pm
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Originally Posted by billylove
Yes. I think so.
Gloria Steinem makes one hell of a butter cookie.

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Originally Posted by Evil, Evil Peddler of Dangerous Chemicals
truly cleanses the vaginal canal even in the presence of mucous matter...
There's supposed to be mucous matter there! Do not clean that out!

It's like yelling at a horror movie. Good God, I won't even clean my house with Lysol. I want to go back in time and throw myself between those poor, neurotic women and their horrifying bottles of Lysol.
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post #12 of 35
12/4/07 at 2:53pm
The burning sensation means its working...
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post #13 of 35
12/4/07 at 2:55pm
If by "working," you mean "doing permanent damage to delicate tissue," then, yes, it's working.
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post #14 of 35
12/4/07 at 3:01pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
If by "working," you mean "doing permanent damage to delicate tissue," then, yes, it's working.
But that scarring causes an important effect: stricture (aka narrowing). It means that sex can be virginal (tight, uncomfortable, and yes - even bloody) every time!
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post #15 of 35
12/4/07 at 3:03pm
Welp, I know what I'm getting for all the ladies on my xmas list!
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post #16 of 35
12/4/07 at 3:08pm
The men shopping like women one is still viable.
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post #17 of 35
12/4/07 at 4:30pm
I mean, this is no different from when I dip my balls in Clorox...is it?
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post #18 of 35
12/4/07 at 4:54pm
Heh, what a douche.
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post #19 of 35
12/4/07 at 5:08pm
Double-douche.
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post #20 of 35
12/4/07 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey

There's supposed to be mucous matter there! Do not clean that out!
How dry do you like it?

NSFW.
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post #21 of 35
12/4/07 at 5:31pm
Look, I just clicked that, and I'm pretty sure that's NSFW. Can you mark stuff like that in the future, please?
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post #22 of 35
12/4/07 at 5:49pm
Uh, yeah. That's really, really NSFW.
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post #23 of 35
12/4/07 at 6:03pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Uh, yeah. That's really, really NSFW.
Totally...bet she doesn't even floss.
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post #24 of 35
12/5/07 at 4:30am
The initial article says "hair-brained" instead of the correct "hare-brained". What happened to journalistic standards?

I reckon a woman wrote it.
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post #25 of 35
12/5/07 at 4:32am
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney
The initial article says "hair-brained" instead of the correct "hare-brained". What happened to journalistic standards?

I reckon a woman wrote it.
It could have been a gay, I hear they're basically like women.
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post #26 of 35
12/5/07 at 5:29am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Graynadian
It could have been a gay, I hear they're basically like women.
Only nuttier.

Please don't hit me.
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post #27 of 35
12/5/07 at 6:42am
Okay, that Lysol ad has scarred me for life...

And how many marriages have failed because of smelly pussy?
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post #28 of 35
12/5/07 at 6:49am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Okay, that Lysol ad has scarred me for life...

And how many marriages have failed because of smelly pussy?
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post #29 of 35
12/5/07 at 6:55am
I knew that was Liza before the picture even loaded.
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post #30 of 35
12/5/07 at 6:57am
Well then you, madam, know your Hollywood marriages.
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post #31 of 35
12/5/07 at 2:33pm
I guess in the old days there was no such thing as a complaints department. Or perhaps they were gambling on a lack of letter writing skills.
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post #32 of 35
12/5/07 at 2:52pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Wood
I guess in the old days there was no such thing as a complaints department. Or perhaps they were gambling on a lack of letter writing skills.
Well, duh, women weren't allowed to write back then, cept for recipes.
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post #33 of 35
12/5/07 at 5:40pm
Noting the one where the guy's spanking his wife because she didn't make him a decent cup of coffee....

Nowadays, you have to pay extra for that sort of service.
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post #34 of 35
12/5/07 at 5:44pm
I didn't know Starbucks served happy endings.
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post #35 of 35
12/5/07 at 5:46pm
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