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post #1 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:11pm
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...3/wface103.xml

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post #2 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:16pm
I...uh...I...I...I'm trying to think of something to say along the lines of 'giant hand', but...wha...I...shit, I got nothing.
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post #3 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:16pm
Kill it with FIRE!
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post #4 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:18pm
Holy fuck, watching it move is even worse.
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post #5 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:21pm
So he finally seeks medical help after his face looks like a bad Cinnabon kitchen accident. Seriously, it took him years to figure out it ain't getting smaller? I really have no pity for the guy.
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post #6 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:22pm
Serious Slither flashbacks.
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post #7 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:22pm
This is some of the best work I've ever seen from KNB.
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post #8 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:23pm
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post #9 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:24pm
I think he's speaking Huttese.
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post #10 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:26pm
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Dr Hutchison, who also runs the Saving Faces surgery research charity...
I can't do any better than that.
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post #11 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:29pm
"I'm sorry I called you a meat loaf, Jack!"
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post #12 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:29pm
I wanna use his face as a speed bag.

Does saying that make me a bad person?
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post #13 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:29pm
I told him not to eat that lobster.
"You have an allergy to shellfish," I said.
"It'll be fine," he said.
Serves him right.
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post #14 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:29pm
Can you imagine that thing knocking on your door on a Saturday morning with a copy of The Watchtower in hand?

Plus side: he's always dressed for Halloween.
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post #15 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:32pm
He's from Innsmouth, and I don't give a fuck if he says otherwise. He's lying.
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post #16 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:34pm
What you gon' do with all that gunk?
All that gunk inside that mug?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk so I get humped.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass between them ears?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my lump (ha), my lump, my lump, my lump (what).
My lump, my lump, my lump (ha), my lovely tumor lumps (Check it out)
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post #17 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:39pm
That right there is the catalyst for this Canadian PSA

http://deadspin.com/sports/yahhhhhhh...und-327432.php
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post #18 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:43pm
John Merrick said that there's something wrong with his face.
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post #19 of 72
12/3/07 at 7:51pm
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post #20 of 72
12/3/07 at 8:00pm
Thread Starter 
He has a muscular neck.
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post #21 of 72
12/3/07 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell
Dear god it's growing a extra hand!
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post #22 of 72
12/3/07 at 8:09pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Collins
I don't believe this gentleman should possess the right to go out of doors into society.
I would throw up if I saw him, right before I started sprinting away.
Nah, I would squirt ketshup on his face and dip my fries off of it.
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post #23 of 72
12/3/07 at 8:20pm
I can't believe that doctors spent time thinking up a new procedure in order to accommodate his anti-blood transfusions beliefs. If I was a doctor, I'd leave popcorn face to his own devices. If he wants to look like a giant vagina with genital warts, then he can go ahead.

Maybe if he was Eric Stolz...
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post #24 of 72
12/3/07 at 9:15pm
Intense, even the Jehovah's Witnesses I've met would never let something like this continue. Either this guy is insanely devout or the biggest idiot to allow it to get the frigging huge.
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post #25 of 72
12/3/07 at 9:30pm
Can't believe he never heard of this stuff:


At the very least soap + water=
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post #26 of 72
12/3/07 at 9:34pm
That's the best Ben Grimm costume I've ever seen guys, I don't know what all the fuss is ab--JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON RUBBER CRUTCHES
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post #27 of 72
12/3/07 at 9:38pm
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Originally Posted by James Kimbell
Belial?
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post #28 of 72
12/3/07 at 9:53pm
...!
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post #29 of 72
12/3/07 at 10:18pm
It's cute how it's wearing a sweater and a ballcap, like a person would.
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post #30 of 72
12/3/07 at 10:19pm
Double
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post #31 of 72
12/3/07 at 10:34pm
And he wasn't even all that good looking to begin with.
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post #32 of 72
12/3/07 at 10:44pm
Not to kill what little joy this poor guy has in his life, but even after they remove the thing - assuming, of course the operation works in the 1st place - he can't POSSIBLY come out of that looking anywhere near normal. At BEST, he'll probably look like a mouth cancer survivor w/ a significant & obvious portion of his face missing. Or terribly scarred.
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post #33 of 72
12/3/07 at 10:55pm
That beats looking like the horror that lurks in darkest corner of men's souls.
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post #34 of 72
12/3/07 at 10:57pm
I've got only thing to say about this:


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That is all.
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post #35 of 72
12/3/07 at 10:58pm
It's making my face itch.
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post #36 of 72
12/4/07 at 12:51am
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
Not to kill what little joy this poor guy has in his life, but even after they remove the thing - assuming, of course the operation works in the 1st place - he can't POSSIBLY come out of that looking anywhere near normal. At BEST, he'll probably look like a mouth cancer survivor w/ a significant & obvious portion of his face missing. Or terribly scarred.
I'm more interested in what's gonna happen to "his brother".




The only operation I could see working is if you got Head Surgeon, Dr. R.J. MacReady, to throw a stick of dynamite at it.
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post #37 of 72
12/4/07 at 1:02am
Thread Starter 
"When asked what he was going to go as next Halloween, Mutant Spaniard replied 'probably Cinderella again'."
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post #38 of 72
12/4/07 at 1:04am
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
That beats looking like the horror that lurks in darkest corner of men's souls.
I'm pretty sure that's not Alec Baldwin.
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post #39 of 72
12/4/07 at 1:10am
Fuck! There is no way I am gonna be able to fall asleep now.

In related news, check out this dude with ginormous balls!
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post #40 of 72
12/4/07 at 1:12am
Baxter Stockman is now retired, living a quiet life in Glendale...
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post #41 of 72
12/4/07 at 3:08am
When he eats, the food wears a bib.
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post #42 of 72
12/4/07 at 3:13am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
Fuck! There is no way I am gonna be able to fall asleep now.

In related news, check out this dude with ginormous balls!
New Orleans better be ready for this guy's next jerk-off.
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post #43 of 72
12/4/07 at 3:26am
Oh you wacky religious folk who think that having faith is synonymous with having NO FUCKING SENSE.

*Sigh*
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post #44 of 72
12/4/07 at 3:41am
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Originally Posted by Diva
Fuck! There is no way I am gonna be able to fall asleep now.

In related news, check out this dude with ginormous balls!

When he donates sperm, his food wears a bib.
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post #45 of 72
12/4/07 at 5:54am
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Originally Posted by harrybeanbag
Just a bee sting!
I keep hoping this is a reference to The Santa Clause, but that's probably wishful thinking. I guess if I live in a world where this man can exist, then I could live in a world where Tim Allen doesn't get the respect he deserves.
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post #46 of 72
12/4/07 at 7:24am
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Originally Posted by horrid
When he donates sperm, his food wears a bib.
...what?
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post #47 of 72
12/4/07 at 9:11am
His balls. He literally sits on his balls.
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post #48 of 72
12/4/07 at 9:16am
Aww, Jose, why the long face?
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post #49 of 72
12/4/07 at 10:26am
They tried Botox on his face, and time stopped moving.
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post #50 of 72
12/4/07 at 10:53am
By the way, if any of you were planning on watching the video where he Jose is eating breakfast with his sister...don't.
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