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post #1 of 19
12/5/07 at 4:38pm
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...when this is much more convenient.
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post #2 of 19
12/5/07 at 4:41pm
"then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him"

My mind almost shut down from imagining the logistics of that.
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post #3 of 19
12/5/07 at 4:47pm
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Cook was accused of performing oral sex on men during two separate encounters while her 8-week-old son and 5-year-old daughter were in the back seat of the car she was in.
Take-your-kids-to-work day is pretty twisted in that family.
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post #4 of 19
12/5/07 at 4:52pm
I'm trying to imagine the geometry of the situation.


This would be great for a scene in a film.
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post #5 of 19
12/5/07 at 5:07pm
Well, she seems to have an ample bosom, so I suppose if she held the baby out, feet away from her, mouth planted firmly around nipple and pushed up, she could, conceivably, do a line off her kid's stomach.

Man, she must've really, really needed to hit that and hit that RIGHT NOW!
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post #6 of 19
12/5/07 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
"then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him"

My mind almost shut down from imagining the logistics of that.
You'd think she'd just wait until after breast feeding her kid to snort coke off her own tits.
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post #7 of 19
12/5/07 at 5:18pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu (in a different thread)
Leave Schenectady alone.
I'll say!
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post #8 of 19
12/5/07 at 5:18pm
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Originally Posted by stunt poop
You'd think she'd just wait until after breast feeding her kid to snort coke off her own tits.
Addicts don't think about logic, except how to score that next hit.
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post #9 of 19
12/5/07 at 5:29pm
That tickles, Mommy!
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post #10 of 19
12/5/07 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
"then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him"

My mind almost shut down from imagining the logistics of that.
Having become a parent fairly recently, mine shuts down for a different reason.

But now that I think about it, yeah, that WOULD be really fuckin' hard.
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post #11 of 19
12/5/07 at 7:33pm
What the fuck, did she sell all her fingernails to buy the coke the or something?
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post #12 of 19
12/5/07 at 9:33pm
Brain.... warping....
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post #13 of 19
12/6/07 at 11:01am
Alright, who cut my coke with malnourished despair?
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post #14 of 19
12/6/07 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
"then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him"

My mind almost shut down from imagining the logistics of that.

When I read this, I figured the article was about Britney Spears.
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post #15 of 19
12/6/07 at 4:34pm
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Originally Posted by Eric C
I fail to see what she did wrong.
It wasn't the snorting of the coke, it was the fact she also cut it on her kid's belly.
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post #16 of 19
12/6/07 at 4:34pm
I'm dying to see how she freebases. She might need the family dog for that one.
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post #17 of 19
12/6/07 at 4:58pm
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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post #18 of 19
12/6/07 at 5:08pm
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Originally Posted by Johnny Bola
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
I was waiting for that one.
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post #19 of 19
12/6/07 at 5:24pm
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Originally Posted by Eric C
I fail to see what she did wrong.
She let the kid mooch off of her drug laced tit juice. Any self respecting junking wouldn't let anyone touch their drugs.
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