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post #51 of 79
12/7/07 at 1:43pm
For whatever reason I can never take someone with the last name of "Hamburger" seriously. Even though it's a real name. Being named after a food item throws me off a bit.
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post #52 of 79
12/7/07 at 2:08pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
I have passed by a Chinese restaurant called, no joke: Fuk Mi
hehehehehehe
I don't mean to pick on the Vietnamese, but I used to chuckle a bit every time I drove past this place.
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post #53 of 79
12/7/07 at 2:31pm
Ninja Wheeler and Monty Leggo
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post #54 of 79
12/7/07 at 3:12pm
I worked with a guy whose first name was Conan.

Yeah, it was a game store that sold a lot of D&D stuff.

People would read his name tag and say "That's cool!" Guess they didn't have to live with it every day. Kind of sad really.
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post #55 of 79
12/7/07 at 3:24pm
A dentist near my hometown is Dr. Indelicato. His patients must be a bit nervous.

The creator of Cartoon Network's Johnny Bravo is named Van Partible.
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post #56 of 79
12/7/07 at 3:24pm
No one ever believes me when I tell them about this late professor from the college in my hometown.

Read it and weep, jerks.
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post #57 of 79
12/7/07 at 3:59pm
I've never been as lucky as some of you guys, but on various occasions I have spoken with Port Wood, Remo Longhair, Vernon Turnsplenty, Geneva Armentrout, and Barbie Dahl.

Quote:
Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
And the coolest name I ever ran across is an attorney in Jersey that works for Allstate Insurance named Crystal M. Wyatt. Just something exciting and sexy about that name.
I know what you mean. My favorite in that category was one Katarina Lang.
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post #58 of 79
12/7/07 at 4:24pm
I know a dentist named Dr. Cryan, and my wife's step-brother is named Thor.
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post #59 of 79
12/7/07 at 5:04pm
My wife graduated high-school with a Buffy Nuffer and a Patty Puff. Here at the dealership, we've sold cars to the following: Harry Dick, Lovey Darling, Sunny Sommers, Harley Hopp, Butch Dike Sr AND Jr, and Peter Hammerins.

Small communities are gold for fucked-up names...
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post #60 of 79
12/7/07 at 5:12pm
The best (and most unfortunate) name for a NASCAR driver:

Dick Trickle.
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post #61 of 79
12/7/07 at 10:11pm
The best I've come across lately are Colby Berger (a woman), and a great old geezer named Lothar.
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post #62 of 79
12/7/07 at 10:51pm
I also work with a guy named Shingledecker, which isn't that funny until you add stuff to it, like "I'll take a double Shingledecker with cheese", or "My mother was killed by a flying Shingledecker when I was a boy". We've got a bunch of them.
And my ex-girlfriend's doctor was named Dr. Ocktor.
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post #63 of 79
12/7/07 at 10:54pm
There's a chiropractor in bayonne, NJ named Dr. Arthur Feintuch.
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post #64 of 79
12/7/07 at 11:31pm
I also knew a guy named Thor.

I once worked with a scrawny kid named Frank Rambo Mann IV. He went by Bo, and his dad by Frank, but seriously...Rambo Mann?
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post #65 of 79
12/8/07 at 3:07pm
Person I know: Alsace "Old Sauce" Ramirez.

Person I just discovered: Rodger Bumpass
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post #66 of 79
12/8/07 at 5:02pm
There is a Chinese restaurant where I lived called China Cock.
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post #67 of 79
12/8/07 at 5:17pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by SarahLynne
The best I've come across lately are Colby Berger (a woman), and a great old geezer named Lothar.

Did he live in the hills?
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post #68 of 79
12/8/07 at 5:27pm
I hum that song for about three hours every time I see him
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post #69 of 79
12/10/07 at 2:03pm
The guy who conducted Michael Hutchence's funeral was, to give him his full title, "The Very Reverend Boak Jobbins" which is entirely magnificent.

I've heard rumours - but have no proof of the actual existence - of people with the following names:

Keith Phipps-Gore DeVeux Balbirnie (who was - if the rumours are true - a lavatory attendant)

Pocahontas McGinty.
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post #70 of 79
12/10/07 at 2:34pm
Went to school with a kid whose dad was named Harold Cox.

And my favorite current college football player name = Mister Alexander.
http://seminoles.cstv.com/sports/m-f..._mister00.html
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post #71 of 79
12/10/07 at 10:37pm
100% true...

There is a urologist (sp?) in Toledo named Dr. Dick Tapper.

How would you like that guy playing with your junk?
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post #72 of 79
12/11/07 at 12:55am
Famous Texan James Hogg named his daughter "Ima."

Ima Hogg
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post #73 of 79
12/11/07 at 1:47am
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadmanNixon
100% true...

There is a urologist (sp?) in Toledo named Dr. Dick Tapper.
That's such a gay porn star name it's not even funny. Even they are thinking that name is too obvious.
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post #74 of 79
12/11/07 at 1:49am
When I was in elementary school, my dentist's name was Dr. Savage. Freaked me out at the time.

Until a few years ago, I was unaware that there was a pulp character named Doc Savage. Going off of the comics, he was the manliest dentist ever.
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post #75 of 79
12/11/07 at 7:19am
Bong Chanchann

Mr. Bong Chanchann
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post #76 of 79
12/11/07 at 2:57pm
I know a guy called Jack Slade. And no, he's not a private detective.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2631389/
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post #77 of 79
12/11/07 at 4:55pm
I go to a dentist called Dr Payne. He's actually quite good.
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post #78 of 79
12/17/07 at 10:42am
I once worked as a telemarketer and stumbled on some funny names. Some memorable were
Elle Phant and
Zatan
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post #79 of 79
12/18/07 at 11:19am
Got a couple: a lawyer in my home town was named Guy Black, so was listed in the phone book as Black, Guy, and I knew a kid whose name was Stony Atkins but had been previously changed from Stony Slate.
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