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I just got broken up with via text message...

post #1 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:00pm
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...holy cold and impersonal Batman! I'd be upset if I could stop laughing. I guess that's what I get for dating a 19 year old who I thought to be more mature than her age.

What a cunt.
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post #2 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Federline
...holy cold and impersonal Batman! I'd be upset if I could stop laughing. I guess that's what I get for marrying Britney Spears.

What a cunt.
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post #3 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:07pm
Damn, son. That's cold. Well, on the bright side, you saved some money by buying one less Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa present!

Don't feel so bad, though. I once got dumped by a girlfriend who never even told me she dumped me. Just cut off all contact completely (no phone call, no letter, no smoke signals, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury). She told everyone else, just not me.
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post #4 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:09pm
Dude that is cold. Sorry to read about that and I hope things work out better next time for you.
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post #5 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:11pm
My thoughts exactly, Big Jim.
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post #6 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:21pm
Did she use IMSpeak to do it? That'd really hurt.
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post #7 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:21pm
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer
I guess that's what I get for dating a 19 year old who I thought to be more mature than her age.
On the bright side, you got to tap that nineteen year old ass for however long before said text-dumping.
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post #8 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:31pm
Wow, that's harsh, and quite LAME.

Sorry to hear that, Pvt.

P.S. You could always go to a goth club and get a chorus of screaming goth girls to help you run her into the ground.
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post #9 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:33pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Damn, son. That's cold. Well, on the bright side, you saved some money by buying one less Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa present!

Don't feel so bad, though. I once got dumped by a girlfriend who never even told me she dumped me. Just cut off all contact completely (no phone call, no letter, no smoke signals, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury). She told everyone else, just not me.
I once had a woman announce her breakup with me by leaving our table and flirting with some other dude while we were at a restaurant. When I said something about it back at my place, she said that it didn't matter, since we weren't together anymore. Apparently, I'd missed a memo somewhere along the way. If we'd had text messaging back in those days, I'm guessing that she might have gone that route.
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post #10 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:34pm
Yeah, not to belittle your relationship, but when a 27 year old dates a 19 year old, don't expect much out of the maturity level of the young un'. That said, I've dated women older than me and got pretty much that same shake.

But still...text message?!
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post #11 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:36pm
You should totally remove her from your friends list on facebook.
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post #12 of 73
12/9/07 at 7:59pm
Gurlfriendz: U No Haz It
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post #13 of 73
12/9/07 at 8:22pm
Shit, sorry about that man.

A 19 year old broke up with me on Microsoft™ Messenger. But at least she had her webcam on.

They're cute and uncomplicated, but damned if they don't turn out to be insane.
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post #14 of 73
12/9/07 at 8:36pm
Post the story on Digg and see if they hack your GF's cell phone before the day is done.
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post #15 of 73
12/9/07 at 8:41pm
I hope you responded by sending a few dozen Wiggles ringtones to her phone.

HERE

ETA: Damn it, Chris.
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post #16 of 73
12/9/07 at 8:44pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
I once had a woman announce her breakup with me by leaving our table and flirting with some other dude while we were at a restaurant. When I said something about it back at my place, she said that it didn't matter, since we weren't together anymore. Apparently, I'd missed a memo somewhere along the way. If we'd had text messaging back in those days, I'm guessing that she might have gone that route.
Ouch! Should've torched her car. If she complained, you tell her ordinarily you wouldn't have done this, but it doesn't matter, since you're not together anymore.

A bit over the top, perhaps, but it does mean you're dangerous... some women are turned on by that.
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post #17 of 73
12/9/07 at 8:46pm
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Originally Posted by summer smile
Wow, that's harsh, and quite LAME.

Sorry to hear that, Pvt.

P.S. You could always go to a goth club and get a chorus of screaming goth girls to help you run her into the ground.
Holy shit, that was fucking awesome!!! And Margaret Cho was there!!! Catchy song too.
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post #18 of 73
12/9/07 at 9:34pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
I once had a woman announce her breakup with me by leaving our table and flirting with some other dude while we were at a restaurant. When I said something about it back at my place, she said that it didn't matter, since we weren't together anymore.
I'm still trying to process this. Are you saying she tried to break up with you at a restaurant, went and flirted with other dudes, but STILL ended up at your place later to have a conversation about it? You're able to bring home women that are actively trying to not go home with you? Dude, are you Pootie Tang?
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post #19 of 73
12/9/07 at 9:49pm
deer prvtspkmr..1. itz not werking5 out zomg srry can w3 stll be frndz?1?. lulz..

Yeah, I know other people already did the im speak, and probably better, but I wanted to type that since I first read the headline. Sorry to hear it Pvt, but you should have seen it coming when she asked you out with the old "Circle yes if you like me" letter during recess.
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post #20 of 73
12/9/07 at 9:55pm
You sure showed her a thing or two about maturity by telling a bunch of strangers on the internet what a cunt she is.
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post #21 of 73
12/9/07 at 9:56pm
Oh man, you guys are totally aces and can see anything coming.

Woman has no mystery to you!
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post #22 of 73
12/9/07 at 10:30pm
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I just got broken up with via text message...
You should text her back:

"It is extremely lame to break up with somebody via text message. You should do it in person, face to face, which by coincidence is exactly the same way I gave you herpes."
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post #23 of 73
12/9/07 at 10:35pm
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I knew this thread would bring me my first neg rep. I just had my cherry popped by the mighty devincf. It hurt, but only for a little bit. I bet it'll feel mighty good the next time around.
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post #24 of 73
12/9/07 at 10:42pm
Woulda thought that happened after the first post.

Good god, when I see stuff like this, I feel so happy I don't take this message boarding shit so seriously.
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post #25 of 73
12/9/07 at 10:45pm
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CHUD doesn't suck. I expected it. Slater's right, I bitched about it to strangers on the internet and then called her a cunt. A completely idiotic and immature reaction to what just occurred.

That being said - thanks to those who gave some words for support. While it wasn't necessary, it was quite a surprise. You may be strangers, but I still respect what you have to say (well, not all, but a lot of you).
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post #26 of 73
12/9/07 at 10:51pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
To be fair, Dev probably meant that red box for his life not his post. Seriously, a 27-year-old dating a 19-year-old thinking she'd be mature? How did you guys meet?
Yeah, naive on my part. I was working a part time job bussing tables at a restaurant about 2 years ago. She was a hostess. She was 18 when we met and I really had my doubts about getting involved, but we had so much in common and she just seemed so level headed I decided to give it a chance. It was one of those "you know I really shouldn't be doing this but if it works out it could be great" things. During the course of the relationship I noticed a lot of things that just couldn't be fixed but I thought (stupidly) could. I was (obviously) wrong. This was the inevitable end that I knew was coming but tried to avoid.

So is my tale of woe. Spilled out on a message board intended for movie discussion. Way to go Pvt. Spunkmeyer!
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post #27 of 73
12/9/07 at 10:55pm
Public Spunkmeyer.
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post #28 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:10pm
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer
I just got broken up with via text message...
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Originally Posted by RabidCow
My girlfriend broke up with me earlier this year by IM.
Two more stories that justify my strict Amish-only dating policy.
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post #29 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:13pm
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Originally Posted by agentX
Two more stories that justify my strict Amish-only dating policy.
Yeah, but that first Carrier Pigeon "Dear Jebediah" letter is gonna sting.
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post #30 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:14pm
MOM: Who are you texting??

19 YEAR OLD GIRL: IDK, my EXBF Pvt S.
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post #31 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:15pm
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Originally Posted by agentX
Two more stories that justify my strict Amish-only dating policy.
Well, is it really just the impossibility of them breaking up with you electronically or does their indulgence in a certain modern product--meth and crack--draw you as well? I imagine a pent up girl who's been doing hard physical labor all her life on an upper has to shag like Helen of Troy with her arse on fire.
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post #32 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:17pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain
Well, is it really just the impossibility of them breaking up with you electronically or does their indulgence in a certain modern product--meth and crack--draw you as well? I imagine a pent up girl who's been doing hard physical labor all her life on an upper has to shag like Helen of Troy with her arse on fire.
Yeah, but when it's through a hole in a sheet, who really cares?
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post #33 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:22pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Yeah, but when it's through a hole in a sheet, who really cares?
I think you're mistaking the Amish for Jews. Jews do it through a hole in a sheet.

The Amish prefer the more traditional method of using a hole in a butter churn.
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post #34 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:42pm
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Originally Posted by Pvt. Spunkmeyer
Yeah, naive on my part. I was working a part time job bussing tables at a restaurant about 2 years ago. She was a hostess. She was 18 when we met and I really had my doubts about getting involved, but we had so much in common and she just seemed so level headed I decided to give it a chance. It was one of those "you know I really shouldn't be doing this but if it works out it could be great" things. During the course of the relationship I noticed a lot of things that just couldn't be fixed but I thought (stupidly) could. I was (obviously) wrong. This was the inevitable end that I knew was coming but tried to avoid.

So is my tale of woe. Spilled out on a message board intended for movie discussion. Way to go Pvt. Spunkmeyer!
Again, I re-iterate, your late-20s self got to tap some legal teen ass for a couple years. I fail to see the downside.
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post #35 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:44pm
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There is no downside. Which is why I'm laughing about it.
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post #36 of 73
12/9/07 at 11:50pm
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Originally Posted by agentX
I think you're mistaking the Amish for Jews. Jews do it through a hole in a sheet.
No wonder the KKK hate em so much, how many good ol' boys are suffering from jew blindness because of this archaic tradition?
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post #37 of 73
12/10/07 at 12:05am
The Birth of a Facial.
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post #38 of 73
12/10/07 at 12:08am
on a somewhat related note: anyone remember that Upright Citizens Brigade episode where Matt Bessar decides that anything is ok as long as he does it through the hole in the sheet (such as eat ribs and have sex with his girlfriends computer)?
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post #39 of 73
12/10/07 at 12:08am
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Originally Posted by agentX
The Birth of a Facial.

buKKKake
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post #40 of 73
12/10/07 at 1:43am
damn that sucks, i got broken up with on the phone to a girl I bought an engagement ring for..HA
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post #41 of 73
12/10/07 at 1:51am
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Originally Posted by Peter Venkman
damn that sucks, i got broken up with on the phone to a girl I bought an engagement ring for..HA
That is slightly more depressing than it is sad.
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post #42 of 73
12/10/07 at 2:10am
I get no respect. Lemme tell ya...

I was an ugly kid. My mom wouldn't breast feed me. She said, "Let's just be friends."
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post #43 of 73
12/10/07 at 2:13am
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Originally Posted by Nexus
That is slightly more depressing than it is sad.
Yes... but at the same time, I think for some people, the more close the relationship, the harder it is to get the guts to break up face-to-face. Of course, the closer the relationship, the more important it is to do the break up face-to-face.
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post #44 of 73
12/10/07 at 2:50am
Yeah whining on the net... ...yeah lame on the text message break up. Thats the only sympathy you get. You dated reeeeeal young, what did you expect? Actually fuck it, no sympathy, you should of known what you were doing. Slater and Devin were right.
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post #45 of 73
12/10/07 at 3:20pm
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Originally Posted by ExarKoontz
on a somewhat related note: anyone remember that Upright Citizens Brigade episode where Matt Bessar decides that anything is ok as long as he does it through the hole in the sheet (such as eat ribs and have sex with his girlfriends computer)?
"You don't smoke."
"I know! But I always wanted to!"

"I talked to God, and he said that as long as I do it through a hole in the sheet, I'm alright"

The whole part with the Time Machine is priceless.
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post #46 of 73
12/10/07 at 3:45pm
Re: breakup

lolercopter!
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post #47 of 73
12/10/07 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by El Tati
Or we can set her up with Duke Fleed.

or Devin.

Or samuraispartan@
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post #48 of 73
12/10/07 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by El Tati
or Devin.
Sir, does your cruelty know no bounds?
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post #49 of 73
12/10/07 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain
Sir, does your cruelty know no bounds?
I wouldn't worry about it...(unless the bitch is playtesting 'Guitar Hero IV').
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post #50 of 73
12/10/07 at 7:37pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon
invite her to the chud boards and we will neg rep her
That'll show her. Those red boxes hang over men's souls, I tell you!
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