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post #1 of 36
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http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=5361

Is there an island somewhere in Oceania we can just GIVE to these people? Maybe one that's a dormant volcano, as well.

One of my friends said this, and figured it's a unique enough viewpoint to quote:

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It's interesting, though. I mean, I often wonder what motivates that kind of self-hatred in people. And that's all it is, really. They're so ashamed of being human that they have to create this elaborate tapestry of unfollowable rules just so they can get through the day.
post #2 of 36
"You'll eat your children!"
"Oh yes you will!"

Why was there an upside-down canadian flag at the end?
post #3 of 36
Dr. Gonzo: I saw these bastards in Easy Rider, but I didn't believe they were real. Not like this, man, not hundreds of them.

Raoul Duke: They're actually pretty nice people once you get to know them.

Dr. Gonzo: Know them? I know these people in my goddamn blood.

Raoul Duke: Don't say that word around here. You'll get them excited.
post #4 of 36
Mrs. Carmody?
post #5 of 36
There's a psycho in Sproul Plaza named Yeshua who spouts the smae bullshit...except that he apparently thinks he's an heir to the Jewish eschatological prophets rather than a person with a really fucking warped view of the Bible.

It always amazes that people like this home in on the few verses here and there about how much God hates wickedness and completely miss the message that both Hillel and Christ ascribe to the Bible: Love God with all your mind, all your heart, and all your strength and your neighbor as yourself. This is the sum of the law and the prophets.
post #6 of 36
hates the world eh? makes two of us.
post #7 of 36
I was happy five minutes ago.
post #8 of 36
Eat a kid, it'll cheer you right back up again.
post #9 of 36
Track #1 on my CHUD mixtape has been chosen.
post #10 of 36
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Track #1 on my CHUD mixtape has been chosen.
Only if "Requiem for a Tower" is Track #2.
post #11 of 36
Ringtone right there, boys. It's replacing the "Cuppy Cake" song for my teen daughter.

Jesus hates morons.
post #12 of 36
Maybe I'll eat my kid, but at least I won't turn her into a hate-mongering bitch.
post #13 of 36
Thread Starter 
Hey, need an update on WBC shenanigans?

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On December 6, 2007 they announced they would be present at the December 8, 2007 re-opening of Westroads Mall in Omaha, Nebraska to "thank God" for the Westroads Mall massacre and would be present at the victims' funerals.
Ack.
post #14 of 36
I like the dude with the Under Armor sweatshirt. He's got pizazz. And most likely was brought there by his girlfriend.
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Originally Posted by Antoine Doinel
How have these people not been murdered?
Any day now, I swear.

Saw a video where they get escorted out of a protest by the cops and the mob chasing 'em smashes a few windows on their van. I see a baseball bat in their future.

For the record, I'd rather see these psychos be completely ignored and never given the bully pulpit to spout their insanity. And certainly not attacked physically only to legitimize the seething hatred already fueling their fantastic sex lives.
post #15 of 36
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Originally Posted by D. Richard
Saw a video where they get escorted out of a protest by the cops and the mob chasing 'em smashes a few windows on their van. I see a baseball bat in their future.

For the record, I'd rather see these psychos be completely ignored and never given the bully pulpit to spout their insanity. And certainly not attacked physically only to legitimize the seething hatred already fueling their fantastic sex lives.
On the other hand, if I saw a bunch of these freaks at my son's funeral...

Well, the jury'd decide that one.
post #16 of 36
I guess I could clarify... I wouldn't want to see them get hurt, but would wholeheartedly understand the motives if it were to happen.
post #17 of 36
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan
I'm still confused about the link between dead soldiers coming home from Iraq and societies tolerance for "fags". Could never quite connect the dots on that one. Thats some kind of contorted, twisty act of amazing reality defying shit that would make a Cirque Du Soleil performer proud.
The lord works in mysterious causal chains.

You know, maybe all these folk really mean is incestuous paedophilic cunnilingus or fellatio. That ain't so bad.
post #18 of 36
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Track #1 on my CHUD mixtape has been chosen.
Good. I don't have this one.

I hope the church makes the mistake of releasing this in some official capacity so the rights holders of "We Are the World" (Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie, maybe?) can sue the shit out of 'em. Richie could probably use the cash.
post #19 of 36
The Westboro Baptist Church has about as much to do with God as The Olive Garden has to do with Italian cuisine. It's a religion dedicated to hate, not to God. Phelps is a very unstable and very angry man and he's passed that hatred down to his followers. Its members are either weak-willed, confused souls who succumb to brainwashing of the children indoctrinated in the church at a very young age.
post #20 of 36
I've had this damn catchy song stuck in my head all fucking day and night!
post #21 of 36
Not only do they hate the gays, but Canadians too.
post #22 of 36
I think I speak for most of us when I say we're okay with that.
post #23 of 36
...

I can't wait for the Rapture to come, I may not be getting taken up, but I'll be able to see these guys stuck here with me when the shit really hits the proverbial fan.
post #24 of 36
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams
Not only do they hate the gays, but Canadians too.
I'm assuming it's the whole legalized gay marriage thingy.

I have to agree with Graynadian, if they hate us we must be doing something right.

Lastly, is it wrong that the hardest I laughed all week was because they said we'd eat our children?
post #25 of 36
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan
Actually....what is it with the upside down Canadian Flag? Canucks love fags or something?

EDIT: Legalized Gay Marriage. Got ya.
Are you sure it's not because of their beady eyes and how their heads flap when they talk?
post #26 of 36
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams
Are you sure it's not because of their beady eyes and how their heads flap when they talk?
Eh, fuck you budday!!
post #27 of 36
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Originally Posted by Graynadian
Eh, fuck you budday!!
Would you mind tellin us what you whole argument is....about?
post #28 of 36
Goddamn, flappy headed Canucks!
post #29 of 36
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Originally Posted by Burning Son
You know what? If Dr. King & John Lennon had to take a bullet, these assholes deserve nothing less than getting thrown in the Sarlaac pit.[/B][/I]
That's the problem though, it's never the people who deserve it who get assassinated. It's only the crazy fanatical fucks who actually kill people, therefore all the best people, the one's who are preaching love and peace and tolerance, they're the one's who take a bullet to the head.

Can't someone on our side (the side of sanity) make an exception and take these fuckers out? Sure it's wrong, but wouldn't the good it would do outweigh the bad? (I probably don't really mean that...well maybe I do...no I don't...well...)
post #30 of 36
Damn you harrybeanbag, you beat me to the inevitable Bill Hicks quote! Well, may as well get one in there now anyway.

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people."
post #31 of 36
Since we're throwing around quotes;

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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Can't someone on our side (the side of sanity) make an exception and take these fuckers out? Sure it's wrong, but wouldn't the good it would do outweigh the bad? (I probably don't really mean that...well maybe I do...no I don't...well...)
"I'd kill for you Marge, (pause) ...please ask me to kill for you"
post #32 of 36
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Can't someone on our side (the side of sanity) make an exception and take these fuckers out? Sure it's wrong, but wouldn't the good it would do outweigh the bad? (I probably don't really mean that...well maybe I do...no I don't...well...)
They just need the boots put to them fucking hard style.
post #33 of 36
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Originally Posted by harrybeanbag
I've always thought of the whole free speech thing in respect to these people - while I can't stand them or anything that they advocate and stand for, they do have a right to be assholes. As far as them actively picketing funerals and openly provoking families/gays - I don't know the law, and I'm not going to pretend to, but are they within their full legal right to do this?

If I remember correctly, Phelps is a lawyer, so it would make sense that he did his homework before putting himself and his lemmings in such a precarious situation. It doesn't make them any less horrible human beings, but I'm still curious as to how people think they should be treated with respect to free speech.

Bill Maher said something once about the tolerance of intolerance, and I'd have to throw in with his side on this issue. They're hateful fucks, plain and simple, and serve no purpose other than spreading their hate and tormenting innocent, suffering families in the name of their own twisted ideology. I'm not going to go so far as to say that they should be killed(because that's not my place, I'm not a murderer, and I'm not going to advocate death and lower myself to their level), but they should at least be held accountable in some capacity for their deeds.

As a culture, we gain nothing from these people aside from negative perceptions of America, aside from possibly the debate/discussion that inevitably crops up whenever they decide to stop screwing each other long enough to band together and retard their way to the funeral of another dead teenage soldier.
Bah, I know they have the right to free speech and that by lashing out at them we would be going against everything right and true and sinking down to their level, but sometimes I really want to forget that I know that.

There doesn't seem to be any way to deal with these people though, we have no legal recourse, and you certainly can't argue with them, they have that built in defense system against everything and anything.

"Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."

- Bill Hicks (That's my last quote in this thread I swear, he's just so topical!)
post #34 of 36
Goddamnit!
post #35 of 36
Bah humbug! These triple posts will be the death of me.
post #36 of 36
You keep it up, you'll be getting the boots put to you, medium style.
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