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5 year old kills bear

post #1 of 21
12/12/07 at 8:42am
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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...ills.bear.katv

It frightens me how proud his father and grandfather are.
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post #2 of 21
12/12/07 at 9:43am
I was SURE this kid's last name was gonna be Springfield. . .
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post #3 of 21
12/12/07 at 9:49am
Would've done the world a huge favor if it were the other way around.
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post #4 of 21
12/12/07 at 11:33am
They better eat that fucking bear.

They should make that little kid eat that whole fucking bear.
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post #5 of 21
12/12/07 at 11:54am
As soon as they opened their mouths I knew this had to be an Arkansas family. This is like the deep south's version of having a gifted child. At least now he's got something proper to impregnate his cousin on.
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post #6 of 21
12/12/07 at 11:55am
"One source says the bear was drinking from what appeared to be a babbling brook with it's cub, when it looked up just in time to get shot in the face.

The bear's child was unavailable for comment, but it was survived by a wife of 2 years, who stated, 'Fuck humans.'"
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post #7 of 21
12/12/07 at 1:37pm
Too bad Colbert's not on now. He'd be running this story for a week.
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post #8 of 21
12/12/07 at 1:40pm
Sounds like Chuck Norris has some competition.
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post #9 of 21
12/12/07 at 1:42pm
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Originally Posted by Bailey
As soon as they opened their mouths I knew this had to be an Arkansas family. This is like the deep south's version of having a gifted child. At least now he's got something proper to impregnate his cousin on.
The wood panellng behind the couch was a dead giveaway.
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post #10 of 21
12/12/07 at 4:08pm
I hope the relatives of that bear track down this entire family and gives them the "Tim Treadwell Special".
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post #11 of 21
12/12/07 at 8:15pm
Wait, I can't click on the link here- he didnt kill it with his bare hands, did he?
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post #12 of 21
12/12/07 at 8:24pm
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Originally Posted by HunterRose
They should make that little kid eat that whole fucking bear.
"You eat the whole fucking bear you son of a bitch! You eat it up good. You eat it up and poop it out hair and all."
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post #13 of 21
12/12/07 at 8:32pm
I love our country. Every single time some backwoods brat shoots a huge boar in the ass until it dies or executes a bear, it's front page news and the idiot savants who crank out masterfully rendered paintings get an interview on Oprah, But when you get a truly amazing story--like that girl who presented PhD level work at a science fair she entered in grade school--it's buried in the back pages of the science or technology section. When there's that much of a difference between the attention we give brutes and freaks and the attention we actually give our best and brightest kids, is it any wonder we lag so far behind the other industrialized countries in math and science?
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post #14 of 21
12/12/07 at 9:09pm
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They should re-make Dark Blue but call it: Black Bear. And it's about how in order for the young boy to be accepted by his father his grandfather actually kills the bear and says the boy did so he gets his "first kill". Then a park ranger played by LL Cool J finds out and tries bring the fury of the Bear God's down upon them. In the end the boy gets away with it and the bears cause a riot. Scott Speedman can play the young boy since he needs to eat.
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post #15 of 21
12/13/07 at 12:35am
He wasn't wearing a coonskin cap. WTF.
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post #16 of 21
12/13/07 at 5:41am
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain
I love our country. Every single time some backwoods brat shoots a huge boar in the ass until it dies or executes a bear, it's front page news and the idiot savants who crank out masterfully rendered paintings get an interview on Oprah, But when you get a truly amazing story--like that girl who presented PhD level work at a science fair she entered in grade school--it's buried in the back pages of the science or technology section. When there's that much of a difference between the attention we give brutes and freaks and the attention we actually give our best and brightest kids, is it any wonder we lag so far behind the other industrialized countries in math and science?
It's because smart people are lame, LOL.
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post #17 of 21
12/13/07 at 9:19am
I'm not impressed that the little shit knows how to pull a trigger. However, if he had managed to kill the bear with his bare hands, or maybe with only the aid of a rusty spoon and a pillow case, I'd be more ready to shower his redneck ass with accolades.
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post #18 of 21
12/13/07 at 1:00pm
This whole affair reminds me of "Surviving the Game" where Gary Busey's character is talking about how his dad made him kill their psycho dog.
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post #19 of 21
12/13/07 at 3:15pm
Stories like this remind me of why I support the right to arm bears. That's right, I said it.
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post #20 of 21
12/13/07 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by Bill Brasky
Stories like this remind me of why I support the right to arm bears. That's right, I said it.
To protect ourselves from the kid, or the bear?
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post #21 of 21
12/13/07 at 4:51pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
He wasn't wearing a c00nt-skin cap. WTF.
Fixed.
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