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Desperate Housewife's bush

post #1 of 25
Thread Starter 
Nude photos of Marcia Cross have laked, and yes, her carpet matches the drapes.

By the way, if you were planning on clicking this link posted in the comment section, be ready to scrub your eyeballs clean. It's the most disturbing looking pussy I've ever seen.

However this comment is the best:

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Am I the only black guy who likes to have his nose tickled by a womans big hairy bush when I am licking their butterhole ???
post #2 of 25
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Originally Posted by El Tati
Kuato?
"Quaid...start the reactor...free...Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs"



I think it's actually a snapping turtle.
post #3 of 25
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by El Tati
Kuato?
Funny you should reference that. It's the first thing I thought of, too.
post #4 of 25
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Originally Posted by Diva
Funny you should reference that. It's the first thing I thought of, too.

It's like a portable Sarlacc Pit. Worst link ever, Diva. I'm going to have to scrub my brain.
post #5 of 25
This isn't a pussy... it's a fucking deformed Creature From the Black Lagoon's fucking taint!
post #6 of 25
She's no centerfold or anything, but she looks better naked than I thought she would.
post #7 of 25
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg
She's no centerfold or anything, but she looks better naked than I thought she would.
It's not Marcia Cross. Shaved or not, that's decent. It's the other link, we're talking about.

That other link is no centerfold, it's a Space Station shitting out Sputnik.
post #8 of 25
Fuck the stupid gross link. I'm just surprised Marcia Cross almost looks like a woman and not Wavelength.
post #9 of 25
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Originally Posted by FreeRobotSex
Why did you have to get us all excited with that thread title, Diva? I'd rather see Huffman's bush (probably due to the weird thing I've had for her since Sports Night but that's beside the point...).
Transamerica, dude. Watch and ruin Muffman for life.

Marcia Cross isn't that bad, I'd like to see some new Teri Hatcher.
post #10 of 25
Re: Ms. Hatcher, the balcony scene in Heaven's Prisoners could not have been more disappointing. Damn you, gravity. Damn you to hell.
post #11 of 25
She could use some grooming.
post #12 of 25
I never knew a woman's bush could eat her own belly button. Alert science.
post #13 of 25
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Originally Posted by Anderson
Marcia Cross isn't that bad, I'd like to see some new Teri Hatcher.
No.


No. I don't know what kind of special effects they have on that show, but Teri Hatcher looks....just....bad...everywhere else.
post #14 of 25
It looks like she started trimming at the top when she was 17 and then never got to the rest. Ever.
post #15 of 25
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Anderson
Transamerica, dude. Watch and ruin Muffman for life.

Marcia Cross isn't that bad, I'd like to see some new Teri Hatcher.
Have at it!

post #16 of 25
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Originally Posted by Diva
Have at it!

That face is why they make paper bags. I'd still hit it.
post #17 of 25
Yeah well if in the heat of passion the bag gets ripped and you get a glimpse of the mess that was Teri Hatcher and your dick falls off...don't say we didn't warn you.
post #18 of 25
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Originally Posted by Diva
Have at it!

Looks like someone shook her violently and her skin stayed in that position.
post #19 of 25
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Originally Posted by Diva
Have at it!

This is why your parents tell you not to make faces.
post #20 of 25
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Originally Posted by radical friends
This is why your parents tell you not to make faces.
Because somebody might screen cap it and post it on the Internet?
post #21 of 25
What can I say, I have a thing for redheads.
post #22 of 25
Why is that vagina sticking its tongue out at me?
post #23 of 25
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Originally Posted by Diva
Have at it!

I've heard that the camera adds ponds. This is the first time I've seen it add G-forces.
post #24 of 25
You do know that the facehugger's midsection was actually designed to resemble a vagina, right? That sort of minimizes the humor value of posting that image.
post #25 of 25
That's not normal?

And Marcia has a surprisingly nice body. Burn off the fro and I'd hit that!
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