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Himco has a job for YOU!

post #1 of 5
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Got this in my email inbox. This is etiher a scam directed at me, or it's enlisting me to particpate in a scam...
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We have found your resume at Monster.com and would like to suggest you a

"Internet-manager" vacancy. We have studied your resume and are happy to

inform you that your skills completely meet our requirements for this position.
This is a part-time position. Your task will be the following:
To register on various popular english-speaking web forums

- To create new topics with the articles specified by our company

- You will need to create topics on about 50 different web forums per day

- To search for new web forums using Google, Yahoo!, MSN search engines

- To send everyday reports by e-mail

Your schedule will be flexible. You will need to spend on average 2-3 hours


per day, Monday-Friday. All communication will be online.


This job will allow you to:
- - Efficiently work at home;

- - Develop high selfrespect and esteem.

- - Get financial independence working only 3-5 hours per day;

General requirements:
- Willingness to take the responsibility to set up and achieve goals;
-- - Ability to create good administrative reporting;

- - Effective interaction with customers;
- - Prior customer service experience is a good benefit;
During the trial period you will be paid $3000 per month.


If you are interested in this position, and would like to know more, please e-mail me


We will contact you within 2 days

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Glad I can boost my self-esteem by posting on Internet message boards.
CHUD Moderators take note!
post #2 of 5
Sounds like they want you to be a shill. One of those sad individuals who go around and post spam on message boards only to realize later they have no positive existence so they off themselves.
post #3 of 5
Managing the internet, eh? Sounds like that would take a bit more than 3 hours a day. I mean, you'll personally have to supervise every 2 girls, 1 cup reaction video put on Youtube...that alone is a solid 13 hours.
post #4 of 5
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Originally Posted by Brendan
Sounds like they want you to be a shill.
It's step four in the AMPTP's genius strike plan.
post #5 of 5
"We think you'd make a great shill!"

That's not a compliment.
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