Pain Olympics: Genitals vs Hatchet

I won't watch it, I just came in hear to ask why why why why why why would you even THINK about sharing this?

This could be 2008's Two Girls one cup.

I turned it off after a few seconds. Seriously, I post some gross stuff but this is really sick.

I like my genitals, I like having them and I don't want to lose them.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? Oh, merciful heaven why did you do that to me? That's one of the few videos that I have ever turned off before getting to the end, and I've seen some sick shit.

Hooray for Websense!

Yeah, I saw like... 1.3 seconds and went straight to the "X".

NOT watching that.

Although I AM gonna make money by betting people to watch it.

Dude, why?

Fake. As the owner and operator of a dick, I say with authority that you can't do that to yourself. You just can't.

I laughed pretty hard when one of his testes plopped out of his sack like an apricot pit.

I hate seeing "reaction" videos. It's clear they're fake.

And I'll quote myself from this thread by stunt poop about a month ago:

2Girls1Cup ain't shit. Whatever.

I actually retched at 2 Girls 1 Cup. With this one I was just bored waiting for it to load. God knows why.

Those reaction videos are so stupid.

It's a law of physics (or something) that the act of observation changes that which is being observed. In other words, when you turn on a camera so you can show people how you 'react' to things it ends up being totally contrived. Even if it weren't it seems like a pointless activity. I don't get the appeal, and yet these things are all over Youtube.

Just reading this thread makes me grit my teeth. Eeegah.

I watched it and laughed.

That's what I get for being online since the BBS days. I'm so desensitized that I'm sure I'd barely register as human anymore. Anyone know any good tests for measuring someone's empathy?

I watched the whole thing a few months ago and never flinched. When I was done I went to NASCAR.com of all places. I just assumed it was fake and if it wasn't that man is now dead and rightfully so.

Only two posts before someone returned my serve. I love CHUD.

Thanks for being upfront with the title thread. I saw it and immediately went, 'You know, I probably don't want to see it.' At least you were man enough to be upfront about it and not hide it behind like, fuzzy kittens or something.

Don't we have some programming a la the Terminator where we can't self-terminate/self-do stupid shit to our kibbles and bits? Anyone?

I heard the guy admitted Kids in a Playground (I've heard it called Sandbox?) isn't real. Whether that was the actual guy in question, who knows. I didn't buy it though; I'm sure a thousand other people will say the same thing but it's fake.

Quit posting sick shit in the Sex section just because it's somewhat related to genitalia.

This is NOT the place.

(no place here is)

I'm surprised so many Chewers seem to squeamish. I didn't even flinch through that video. Was it really that bothersome?

Meh.

Found a video with Joe Rogan on 2 Girls 1 cup and this hatchet job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhevN...eature=related

This story trumps them all though. Because it was confirmed to be real. The hatchet job video has some doubts floating around. And the 2 girls 1 cup was a well rehearsed fake.

http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stup....php/Mr._Hands

Wow, I just watched a guy get fucked by a horse! Thanks billylove!

I've seen a Russian soldier cut off another living guy's head with a giant knife (thank you, Ogrish) but I can't find the nerve to watch this.

You are welcome.

Of course, you could have just read the story.

I've seen the horse one before. For some reason beastiality is easier to watch than someone slicing up their nutsack. And I'm not so much squeamish about the hatchet video. I'm just so offended by it I can't even watch it purely as entertainment. And I don't even have a penis.

I could have sworn that was confirmed fake, I thought I even saw the full-color clip with how they did the effect..

Cyberwaste - Even if this video makes me stab my insides with broken glass, I can't fully hold that against you.. I'm guilty of bringing 2 Girls, 1 Cup to this place in much the same manner (I'm sorry don't click this link!!)

Luckily, it only takes one of these threads, and the accompanying fallout, to realize you really shouldn't be posting shit like this. Cheers!

What, you people didn't know about Mr. Hands? It was even covered on the main site.

For shame.

Offensive? Pfshaw!

Cringe-worthy? Yessuh.

ETA:

Ugh, I was curious enough to look for it again. I couldn't even begin to watch it.

Wow, I've become a pussy. I remember when I was 16 and I'd got to Rotten and Ogrish just to pass the time.

Anybody see that so-obviously-fake "Snuff films are real" vid with the chick in the chair? Ha! That one was just silly.

Only if we add a "further steps in our inevitable conquest by robots" thread.

Did you see the 2 girls, 1 cup thread I started ('If this isn't the worst thing you've ever seen..')? There was about 4 paragraphs worth of 'I am so sorry please do not view this monstrosity, if I could edit this post I would just remove the link, it's evil bad bad bad' and yet managed to get like 800 something viewings and tons of fallout. So yeah, I know where you and Cyberwaste are coming from in the 'its your own responsibility, you were warned' angle, I said the same.

But really, I couldn't then and I still can't now think of one good reason to have posted it. Do we really need to start endless threads over the sickest shit we can find, especially on a movie website, just for shock value? Yeah, the boards have tons of sub-sections for things of all shapes and sizes, but do we really want to turn this place into Rotten.com or Ogrish or any of those? If anything needs to be apologized for in the original post, it's probably better left alone. Or at the very least do a 'sick video of the week' thread like beanbag said and maintain this horror all in one place for people who are into it (or not into it).

I'm all for both. In any case, it'll make the boards less cluttered!

I COULD have...

Hey, I don't mind anyone posting or watching these clips... you just have to be prepared for the fallout.


"Seven days..."

I just watched Hatchet vs. Genitals and the Mr. Hands videos back to back.

I am fuck you.

Someone buy the man a whore! Boy deserves it.

Ah! Thank you, UrbanDictionary. I HAVE seen this "Kids in Sandbox" video. Another one I can cross of the list...

Seen:

2 Girls, 1 Cup
Kids in Sandbox
Russian Soldier Head Cut Off
tubgirl.jpg
Wooden telephone pole impaled crotch (image)
Shotgun to face (image)
Blonde who took axe to face (image)

Unseen:

BME Pain Olympics
thepain4.jpg
2 Girls, 1 Finger
Mr. Hands

Edit: Spelling.

Thank God I looked up the meaning before I took the chance and checked out the video.

Pffft, somebody linked to it at the "Things You DON'T Wanna See in Pornos" thread right here. That's where I first saw it.

Hey, I've seen that! It looked really painful, why would you call that kids in sandbox?

I remember watching some african torture stuff on Ogrish some years ago. Guys getting their arms tied to 2 jeeps and then slowly having them ripped off and shit like that. I couldn't sleep right for days.

I haven't watched pain olympics as I'm affraid it'll do the same thing.

Other than nutsack slizing and knife masturbation, what else is going on in the video?