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post #51 of 69
12/20/07 at 6:27am
Well, he ties up his twig & berries with some twine to cut off the bloodflow, and then the spectacle starts. The masturbatory knife is used to cut through his cock, which is just kinda discarded. We get a close-up of the remaining stump, and he squeezes some fluid out of his former urethra.

Then he busts out the hatchet and takes a swing at his nuts, which he's conveniently placed on a cutting board. One must take note of the cleanliness. He makes a swing at the top, then on one of his nuts, then starts digging around with the knife. He pops them both out, and it comes to an end.

Did I miss anything?
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post #52 of 69
12/20/07 at 8:15am
Thread Starter 
I think you... got the gist of it... heh.
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post #53 of 69
12/20/07 at 8:49am
and do we see him in full person while doing this or is it 1st person cam? Could it have been a prank by medical students who do it on a dead body?
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post #54 of 69
12/20/07 at 8:52am
Just watch it and satisfy your curiosity, Squeamish Sally.
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post #55 of 69
12/20/07 at 11:45am
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Originally Posted by BTSMGL
Ah! Thank you, UrbanDictionary. I HAVE seen this "Kids in Sandbox" video. Another one I can cross of the list...

Seen:

2 Girls, 1 Cup
Kids in Sandbox
Russian Soldier Head Cut Off
tubgirl.jpg
Wooden elephone pole impaled crotch (image)
Shotgun to face (image)
Blonde who took axe to face (image)

Unseen:

BME Pain Olympics
thepain4.jpg
2 Girls, 1 Finger
Mr. Hands
Seen 'em all. Also used to visit Ogrish and Rotten.com back in the day. Add to that every Faces of Death video (including rip-offs/clones), a couple of true crime scene books, etc. as well as numerous websites showing executions, beheadings, accidents, explosions, etc. and multiple episodes of Jerry Springer and Maury Povich. Desensitized? To a point (can't stand seeing/hearing about something happening to an animal, a child, or the elderly).

Only thing I haven't seen is a man eat his own head, so I can't say I've seen everything, but enough to know that hey, no matter how bad I think I've got it, someone somewhere has got it much worse.
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post #56 of 69
12/20/07 at 2:19pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Seen 'em all. Also used to visit Ogrish and Rotten.com back in the day. Add to that every Faces of Death video (including rip-offs/clones), a couple of true crime scene books, etc. as well as numerous websites showing executions, beheadings, accidents, explosions, etc. and multiple episodes of Jerry Springer and Maury Povich. Desensitized? To a point (can't stand seeing/hearing about something happening to an animal, a child, or the elderly).

Only thing I haven't seen is a man eat his own head, so I can't say I've seen everything, but enough to know that hey, no matter how bad I think I've got it, someone somewhere has got it much worse.
Here in PR, someone got ahold of the videos the police take of crime scenes and cut together a DVD with the grislier parts, all to the tune of the more violent reggaetón songs (the ones that talk about gang wars and shootings, etc.)

You got a bunch of people shot up and a few car crashes. It was gory shit, especially the car crashes.

Seeing them carry out of a car a dead chick who was apparently caught in the crossfire of a shoot-out and her being all rigor mortis'ed into the sitting position of the seat was kinda disturbing.
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post #57 of 69
12/20/07 at 2:32pm
Yeah, my boss at my last company is from PR, and he used to get these newspapers (from PR or Mexico) with some of the most fiendish photos from accidents, crime scenes, etc. In color. Definitely stuff you ain't gonna see in the Daily News, no sir.
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post #58 of 69
12/20/07 at 3:15pm
"We're gonna wake the neighbors! Everbody wake the neighbors!"

Fucking reggaeton...
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post #59 of 69
12/20/07 at 9:40pm
when I took my drivers license it was common practise to show an extensive video filled with disturbing pictures from car wrecks. Some of those pictures were quite incredible. Some bodies looked like they simply exploded due to the pressure the had been through.

The one that I remember the most was not the most gory but it almost felt comical. Three people had their heads sliced clean off by sheet of metal that had blown off a trailer. They where sitting in their normal upright positions.
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post #60 of 69
12/20/07 at 11:59pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225
Yeah, my boss at my last company is from PR, and he used to get these newspapers (from PR or Mexico) with some of the most fiendish photos from accidents, crime scenes, etc. In color. Definitely stuff you ain't gonna see in the Daily News, no sir.
Yeah, in the late 80's and early 90's two big newspapers here were known for putting up the goriest crime scene photos on the main page. My "favorite" was one close-up picture of a man's jaw lying in the middle of the asphalt with teeth littered around it and a bloody tire print next to it.

That woke you up in the morning better than the coffee, I'll say.

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Originally Posted by harrybeanbag
I'd rather watch the video on constant loop for three weeks than be forced to listen to another reggaetón song.
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
"We're gonna wake the neighbors! Everbody wake the neighbors!"

Fucking reggaeton...
Some reggaetón is like Dem Franchize Boyz, some is like T.I., some is like Diddy, some is like Nelly, some is like Talib Kweli, some is like Lupé Fiasco and some is like Jay-Z. Ehn. *shrugs*

It's as diverse in quality and styles as hip-hop, is what I mean.
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post #61 of 69
12/21/07 at 1:31am
This I could see as fake...sadly 2grils1cup is really. It's made by a porn studio in Brazil that also made swap.avi for SA.
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post #62 of 69
12/21/07 at 1:43am
I have not watched it (because I am a wuss), but I showed it to my wife, and she said that she wasn't sure about the penis part, but that she was "99% sure" that the testicle part was real... or an extremely well-done fake as she said it was spot on... and she has seen numerous testicles pop out of their sacks in various forms, so there ya go!
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post #63 of 69
12/21/07 at 5:12am
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike
I have not watched it (because I am a wuss), but I showed it to my wife, and she said that she wasn't sure about the penis part, but that she was "99% sure" that the testicle part was real... or an extremely well-done fake as she said it was spot on... and she has seen numerous testicles pop out of their sacks in various forms, so there ya go!
...elaborate, please.
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post #64 of 69
12/21/07 at 8:39am
"Various forms" is the really terrifying part.
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post #65 of 69
12/21/07 at 10:24am
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike
I have not watched it (because I am a wuss), but I showed it to my wife, and she said that she wasn't sure about the penis part, but that she was "99% sure" that the testicle part was real... or an extremely well-done fake as she said it was spot on... and she has seen numerous testicles pop out of their sacks in various forms, so there ya go!
Is your wife an enforcer for the Russian mob? Or does she have really bad luck?
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post #66 of 69
12/21/07 at 11:02am
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike
I have not watched it (because I am a wuss), but I showed it to my wife, and she said that she wasn't sure about the penis part, but that she was "99% sure" that the testicle part was real... or an extremely well-done fake as she said it was spot on... and she has seen numerous testicles pop out of their sacks in various forms, so there ya go!
(makes mental note not to inadvertantly piss off Mrs. kungfumonkeyMike)
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post #67 of 69
12/21/07 at 1:21pm
Well, she has only personally cut human testicles out of dead people... but she has seen them cut out (or exposed) numerous times in live people, she just hasn'y been fortunate enough to have done it herself.

One day, though... I tell her to keep her dreams alive!
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post #68 of 69
12/21/07 at 2:35pm
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike
Well, she has only personally cut human testicles out of dead people... but she has seen them cut out (or exposed) numerous times in live people, she just hasn'y been fortunate enough to have done it herself.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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post #69 of 69
12/21/07 at 6:30pm
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Originally Posted by kungfumonkeyMike
Well, she has only personally cut human testicles out of dead people... but she has seen them cut out (or exposed) numerous times in live people, she just hasn'y been fortunate enough to have done it herself.

One day, though... I tell her to keep her dreams alive!
You must be nuts about her, huh?
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