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Scared of Santa

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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
He actually seemed kind of relieved to be rid of the screamer, and to have a kid who appreciated him sitting on his lap.
And a young girl no less!
post #3 of 14
Come here and let Santa molest you.... Santa as in a creepy stranger playing dress up, telling you if you were good you can get presents.
post #4 of 14
God, some of these Santas are just horrifying! Half of these guys must be felons, or at the very least have tattoos of naked girls on their forearms. You could almost make a game out of Where's Danny Trejo.
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Both of their expressions are wonderful.
post #6 of 14
And they end on a strong note:

post #7 of 14
Phil wins this thread.
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Originally Posted by Detonathor
Picture #4 is disturbing.

You just know that guy smells like corn chips.
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Those Santas aren't the real Santa. They sit on a throne of lies. Probably smell like beef & cheese.


And Holy Shit, Phil, I can't stop laughing.
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Originally Posted by Cervaise
You just know that guy smells like corn chips.
I was thinking single malt.
post #11 of 14
"Yeah that's right, I gave the kid oral herpes. Now get the fuck behind the camera and take the picture. Smart-ass bitch."

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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
I want that as my new wallpaper, Phil.

Actually, when I was in college and working a mall job, our Santa wasn't a creepy felon or anything like that - he was this sweet young college guy who was our mall's all-purpose "Guy to throw a costume on during an event." He was our Santa, Easter Bunny, and Prince Charming when Snow White was re-released on VHS.
Here's hoping he didn't get assaulted by teenage dirtbags and assholes wanting to reenact that one scene from Mallrats.
post #13 of 14
Why is Santa screaming at the camera?

post #14 of 14
He knows when you are sleeping... he knows when you're awake...

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