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Rob Zombie Rumor #37182

post #1 of 16
12/19/07 at 2:13am
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post #2 of 16
12/19/07 at 2:37am
It would be a crime if this gets a movie instead of MACHETE. But since Zombie has given the Weinsteins one of their few (financial) successes he'll probably be able to do whatever he wants for a film or two.
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post #3 of 16
12/19/07 at 2:53am
This would be a pile of suck, and he's more than used up his excuses to use the same cast over and over.
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post #4 of 16
12/19/07 at 2:54am
Yeah, I agree with all the "worst trailer of the bunch" talk.

I honestly was psyched for a C.H.U.D. remake from Zombie. He's 2 to 1 for me, with Halloween (2007) being the only one of his flicks I didn't like. He's still got a shot at winning me over some more.
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post #5 of 16
12/19/07 at 3:00am
Yep, worst trailer. Not that it wasn't amusing in concept, but in execution it was entirely too "modern" and should have been our first warning that Halloween would focus entirely too much on "look who's in this movie!" Still, I think this is a way better move than a remake (of course, I think just about anything would be better than another horror remake right now). And I have enough residual Grindhouse love to be a little interested in this...but I'd rather see any of the other 3 movies first.
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post #6 of 16
12/19/07 at 3:20am
How do you make a movie out of Don't? It's not a movie, it's a parody of grindhouse trailers. And I'd like to think Edgar Wright has bigger fish to fry.

Thanksgiving, on the other hand... What the fuck else does Eli Roth have to do?
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post #7 of 16
12/19/07 at 4:15am
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Originally Posted by TheCynic
Thanksgiving, on the other hand... What the fuck else does Eli Roth have to do?
More trailers, or so he says. What about Cell, is that totally dead?
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post #8 of 16
12/19/07 at 4:17am
I think Cell is after Trailer Trash.
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post #9 of 16
12/19/07 at 10:28am
I really wouldn't mind seeing Werewolf Women (I do agree it was the least of the trailers - Machete and Thanksgiving are the ones I'd rather see first), but I'd rather see the (spaghetti?) western he mentioned doing around the time of House of 1000 Corpses, just as a change of pace, and to see what he can do outside of the horror genre.
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post #10 of 16
12/19/07 at 12:57pm
I would like to see Zombie direct a DTV Disney sequel.
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post #11 of 16
12/19/07 at 3:05pm
Wouldn't be terribly excited for it, but it would mean Udo Kier, and more Udo is good.
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post #12 of 16
12/19/07 at 3:08pm
I'd sooner watch WW o' SS than his Halloween remake.
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post #13 of 16
12/19/07 at 11:34pm
I would like to see "WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS" but as a highly budgeted fetish porn movie.
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post #14 of 16
12/20/07 at 2:07am
It can't be said enough- WE NEED THAT MACHETE MOVIE.
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post #15 of 16
12/20/07 at 11:48am
I only caught Grindhouse once, and I don't remember the trailers that well (apart from a few brilliant moments), so I can't honestly say I did or didn't enjoy Zombie's contribution. I don't think he should spend any time or money making the film, though. Grindhouse didn't do that well in the first place, and I think if he made the movie it'd get a poor-to-modest opening weekend and then disappear, a la Snakes on a Plane.

I think the trailers in Grindhouse are more valuable just as trailers. It's the idea of the film that's appealing . . . an actual film isn't nearly as interesting. It's sort of like how the video news clips on The Onion's site end . . . they include a lead in to a fictional story at the end of each clip, but never actually provide the corresponding story. The joke works much better that way.
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post #16 of 16
12/20/07 at 1:20pm
Grindhouse should be a DTV franchise. Cheap, guerilla, ugly, exploitive... and profitable.
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