CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Humor › The gift that keeps on giving
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

The gift that keeps on giving

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
post #2 of 19
That's brilliant!
post #3 of 19
And here I thought this was going to be a discussion on herpes, but this, THIS is the most brilliant thing I have ever laid witness to.
post #4 of 19
I want it so, so bad.
post #5 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by The LD
I want it so, so bad.
Maybe you could enlist the help of one of the Chewers? I'm sure there are quite a few of us who wouldn't mind sending a few postcards in the spirit of fucking with someone's head*?


*gently, of course.
post #6 of 19
It's a thought, actually. We should start a thread where we all volunteer to do this for other people. That could lead to some fantastic stories. Anyone else have an interest?
post #7 of 19
It would have to be insane enough, yet unthreatening enough to not be legally actionable. But if anyone can toe that line, it's us! ....right?
post #8 of 19
I'm so on board for this I've already got some postcards.
post #9 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soul Ahn Ice
It would have to be insane enough, yet unthreatening enough to not be legally actionable. But if anyone can toe that line, it's us! ....right?
I wouldn't even want to be threatening. I'd want to be pleasantly crazy. Something to the effect of:

Dear Thomas,

How are you! Bavaria is fantastic! Did you know they ride their bicycles backwards hear! It's quiet a sight! I've been thinking about your problems with Terry at IBM, because my Bavarian friend Manuel has been having a very similar problem. I hope it all works itself out. Manuel will be released in 6-8 years...I don't think his situation worked itself out very well at all.

You should "C" the sites in this country. They invented the right angle here and you can see that angel is used everywhere. I hope this e-mail finds you well. Tell Bradley and Mona that I hope they win states in soccer next year.

Many Kisses (and "Scrotal Sembula!" - traditional Bavarian goodbye!)
atyheya
post #10 of 19
Inspired.
post #11 of 19
That guy has one hairy arm.
post #12 of 19
We should start a send a postcard to a random person thread.

I have a booklet with a bunch of oddball postcards that I got from Adult Swim.
post #13 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jan Travolta
I volunteer to bring the German terror to a household near you!

I'm not sure I want to know more about this...
post #14 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
And here I thought this was going to be a discussion on herpes...
No, that's this thread.
post #15 of 19
Hey, Michael!

Was walking down the beach and stopped in some random bar to grab a drink. Go figure, it ended up being a karaoke joint! As I was about to leave, a guy got up to sing "Pink Houses" and it totally reminded me of you. So, I ordered a Yuengling in your honor and stayed to give him a round of applause.

Went for a swim, after, and all I could think about were all the sharks that were probably in the water. And then I felt guilty about being worried, because it's not really the sharks fault that they live in the ocean. Or that they have to eat. Because we're invading their habitat, you know?

I wonder if sharks like John Mellencamp? That's something to think about...



Okay, so yeah, that's kind of lame, but if anyone wants a postcard sent, I could find some time after the holidays (hell, you could even tell me what you want written on it, and I'd just send it).
post #16 of 19
this man is brilliant, expensive but brilliant!
post #17 of 19
I'm game. I have an assortment of postcards and I am willing to recruit the assistance of people I know in other states & countries to make it even crazier.
post #18 of 19
I am 100 percent in for this. muahahahaha
post #19 of 19
I'm going to start the thread, then.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Humor
CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Humor › The gift that keeps on giving