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Johnny Cage, wins!

post #1 of 13
12/20/07 at 12:01pm
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Two teens have been charged with killing the 7-year-old sister of one of them by beating her with imitations of moves from the "Mortal Kombat" video game, prosecutors said.


That's fuckin' toasty.
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post #2 of 13
12/20/07 at 12:10pm
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You must spread some reputation around before giving it to El Tati, but man, that made me laugh hard.
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post #3 of 13
12/20/07 at 12:12pm
Oh crap, is that Jack Thompson I see on the horizon? God dammit.
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post #4 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:04pm
I just love the whole part of dumping the kid under running water and poorly attempting CPR to revive the kid.
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post #5 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:13pm
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Roberts said he was downstairs playing video games while the sisters wrestled upstairs, police said. But a witness quoted in the affidavit said Roberts told her he had kicked the girl.

The witness told police that Roberts said Zoe had told them to stop wrestling. According to the affidavit, when the witness asked why they didn't stop, he responded, "I don't know; I was drunk."
I smell something... bullshit.
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post #6 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:25pm
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Originally Posted by Rob Hughes
Who the fuck still plays Mortal Kombat? These kids fail. They should have used the Soul Edge.
I do. On my MKII Arcade cabinet.
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post #7 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:27pm

JAX WINS
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post #8 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:30pm
He did the combo UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, X, X, Y, R I P.
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post #9 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:36pm
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Originally Posted by Anderson
I just love the whole part of dumping the kid under running water and poorly attempting CPR to revive the kid.
This reminds me of the Brian Regan bit on what happends after a kid fails to jump the ramp and hurts himself.

"GET ME SOME LEAVES!""
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post #10 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:42pm
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Who the fuck still plays Mortal Kombat? These kids fail. They should have used the Soul Edge.
Talk about behind the times! Maybe they should both listen to Judas Priest and commit suicide.
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post #11 of 13
12/20/07 at 1:55pm
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Blame it on Game Genie. Had they not used it to turn the SNES Mortal Kombat sweat into blood this tragedy may not have occurred.
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post #12 of 13
12/20/07 at 4:26pm
This is where you fall down.
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post #13 of 13
12/20/07 at 4:36pm
The real tragedy here is, if the girl hadn't got in that one good scratch while she was being body slammed, the teens could've fought Reptile.
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