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Happy Holidays, all

post #1 of 28
12/23/07 at 9:49pm
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Just wanted to wish the Chewers a safe and happy holiday. Be well, everyone.

Well, not that one guy. Or that other motherscratcher. And Jesus, don't get me started on what I hope happens to that other dude. Also, there are a couple of you that can go get fucked for all I care.

Merry Christmas!
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post #2 of 28
12/23/07 at 10:35pm
Same to you.

Merry Christmas Chewers!
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post #3 of 28
12/23/07 at 10:57pm
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Clint Eastwood!
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post #4 of 28
12/23/07 at 11:03pm
Merry Christmas Mascadores*





*that's "Chewers" in portuguese
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post #5 of 28
12/24/07 at 7:12am
Merry Christmas to all!

hope you all get what you wanted and that people don't think the gifts you gave them suck.
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post #6 of 28
12/24/07 at 8:17am
A very Merry Christmas, the happiest of Hanukkahs, the most festive of Kwanzaas, a wonderful Solstice, (and for our atheist friends - hey, have a fair to middiling Tuesday) to all Chewers and their families and friends great and small!

And now... Weird Al!

ETA: Here's one more!
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post #7 of 28
12/24/07 at 10:28am
Happy Holidays everybody!!!

Best wishes to you all and to everyone else that matters to you!!!

Bwing on da pwesents and spwead some holiday cheer!!!
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post #8 of 28
12/24/07 at 10:30am
Merry Christmas Chewers. may the next few days be the death of your pants buttons.
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post #9 of 28
12/24/07 at 11:53am
Frohe Weihnachten. Vermeiden sie Norweger mit hunden, gewehren und benzin.
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post #10 of 28
12/24/07 at 12:03pm
Put it in a baby's butt for once.
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post #11 of 28
12/24/07 at 12:12pm
Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas... Kiss my ass... Kiss his ass... Kiss your ass... Happy Hanukah
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post #12 of 28
12/24/07 at 12:43pm
This is for Lisa since she said my Eastwood Elf didn't work for her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVIiLrpVWl0
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post #13 of 28
12/24/07 at 1:08pm
Merry Christmas everyone. And remember the true spirit of the holiday. Get ridiculously drunk, make out with people you don't like then pass out and miss Christmas altogether.
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post #14 of 28
12/24/07 at 1:41pm
Sounds like a typical family holiday, Stelios.

Happy holidays!
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post #15 of 28
12/24/07 at 1:49pm
Happy Holidays, everyone!

Here's my gift for all of you; stay far, far away from AVP2. That's the best gift I can possibly give.
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post #16 of 28
12/24/07 at 3:17pm
Merry Christmas, here's a few videos for y'all to get y'all in the festive mood.

Santa Claus is on the Dole

You're My Wife Now
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post #17 of 28
12/24/07 at 4:57pm
"The Jews taught me this great word: Schmuck. I was a schmuck, and now, I'm not a schmuck.

Quote:
It's Christmas Eve. It's-it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we-we-we smile a little easier, we-w-w-we-we-we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.
I could have been someone, well so could anyone. Can't make it all alone, I built my dreams around you.

Is "The Night of the Meek" the saddest fucking Christmas Special ever? I don't know, but it's awesome. See for yourself.

Happy holidays, fuckers.
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post #18 of 28
12/24/07 at 5:21pm

Merry Christmas, everybody.
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post #19 of 28
12/24/07 at 8:41pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
12 inch black dildos for everyone! On the house.

True story, there was a broken black dildo that hung outside of my apartment complex for about two weeks. I'd take a photo every day. And then one day, it just up and disappeared. That broken black dildo had a number of stories: How did it get there? How did it get broken? I have no idea. But I have theories.
I smell film - Heath Ledger and Jake Gylenhaal in Broke Black Dildo.


I'm sorry... too much eggnog.
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post #20 of 28
12/24/07 at 9:26pm
Merry Exmas, all you denizens of CHUD!!

...and Happy Life-Day!! (Bea Arthur not included).
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post #21 of 28
12/24/07 at 11:31pm
To me, the Christmas season has not begun until I hear Jose Feliciano singing about Nachos Navidad. I've never had them myself,though it sounds good. After all "it's piled high, with all sorts of..good things!".

Actually my Christmas is mind numbingly boring. We are postponing actual Christmas for a few weeks because of scheduling issues, even though my actual family is quite small. So I have to keep lonely ass amused for the next day until I go back to work. I'm not sentimental about the holidays but it would be nice to be doing something!
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post #22 of 28
12/24/07 at 11:37pm
God (or your deity of choice) Bless us... everyone!



Except for that useless google image search.
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post #23 of 28
12/25/07 at 12:00am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
True story, there was a broken black dildo that hung outside of my apartment complex for about two weeks. I'd take a photo every day. And then one day, it just up and disappeared. That broken black dildo had a number of stories: How did it get there? How did it get broken? I have no idea. But I have theories.
Dick Laurent is dead.

Happy Holidays all!
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post #24 of 28
12/25/07 at 12:26am
Damnit, Keith, I was working up a good head of steam on my Scroogeian mood that's been hanging over my head for the last 72 hours, and you had to go and knock it down a few notches. Now I have to go fight a Jew outside a Cronenberg movie to feel better about myself, or spread some negative rep around.

Also, you let your kid open her presents on Christmas Eve? This is FAIL. Everyone knows you get one on Christmas Eve, and only after 10 PM.
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post #25 of 28
12/25/07 at 12:33am
Kids and I just opened the veritable horn of plenty over at my folks house. They're heading out for vacation tomorrow and wanted to get the doling out of gifts over with. And while the kids made out fine, lovergirl and I got a new set of totally kick-ass pots and pans. And I got a bunch of dvds that my kids loaned out and never got back.

Merry Christmas to all....and to all a good night.
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post #26 of 28
12/25/07 at 12:48am
Oh wow, I totally misread your initial post and now I feel like a gaping asshole.
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post #27 of 28
12/25/07 at 3:29pm
Merry Christmas gang! May your holiday be better than that of these people.
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post #28 of 28
12/26/07 at 2:14pm
As Chris Rock might say, "That tiger didn't go crazy. That tiger went TIGER!"
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