Movie Quotes 2007

King of Kong

"There are some people here I...don't want to spend too much time with."

No Country for Old Men

Anton: "How much have you ever lost in a coin toss?"

The Simpson's Movie

Marge: "Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!"

Eastern Promises

Nikolai: I'm just the driver."

Juno
Vanessa-Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno- Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Hot Fuzz

Simon Skinner: He was simply an appalling actor.
Nicholas Angel: You murdered him for that?
Simon Skinner: Well, he murdered Bill Shakespeare!
Nicholas Angel: What?
[realizing]
Nicholas Angel: Oh yeah.

Walk Hard

"You don't want no part of this shit!"

Zodiac

"You got any animal crackers?"

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and themselves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize that only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more. "

Hot Fuzz

"You Mothers!"

Knocked Up

"You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother. Gabe Ruth."

Superbad

"She said, 'Seth, mommy's making a pubie salad and I need some Seth's Own Dressing,'"

"Take off that vest. You look like Aladdin."

"I'm sorry I blocked your cock."

"I have to get a look at these warlocks."

"I'm assuming you all have guns and crack."

"You don't want girls to think that you suck dick at fucking pussy."

I should just post the script.

Superbad

"I now understand why Orson Welles ate his fat ass to death."

"He's too fast...he's the fastest kid in the world."

"It's like having two cocks, if one of your cocks could kill someone."

"I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing."

Gone Baby Gone

""Cheese, if you ever disrespect her again like that, I'm gonna pull your fuckin' card, okay? So you're saying you didn't do it, fine. We'll take your money, and we'll be on our way. When it turns out you're lying, I'm gonna spend every nickel of that money to fuck you up. I'm gonna bribe cops to go after you, I'm gonna pay guys to go after your weak fuckin' crew, and I'm gonna tell all the guys I know that you're a C.I. and a rat, and I know a lot of people. And after that, you're gonna wish you listened to me, 'cause your shitty pool hall crime syndicate headquarters is gonna get raided, and your doped-up bitches are gonna get sent back to Laos, and this fuckin' retard right here is gonna be testifying against you for a reduced sentence, while you're gettin' cornholed in your cell by a gang of crackers. 'Cause from what I've heard, the guys that get sent up Concord for killing kids, life's a motherfucker."

The King of Kong

"Why are all of our teachers so weird?"

"Does everyone ruin their lives trying to get into the Guinness book of world records?"

Knocked Up

"See ya, Scorsese on coke."

"My turd looked like a stuffed animal!"

"Fuck you, hormones. You are a raging bitch, hormones -- not Alison, her hormones. Congratulations, it's a girl, buy some pink shit."

Damn it, i need to see Superbad

Spider-Man 3

"Sooo good!"

300

"Spartan!"
"Yes, m'lady?"
"Come back with your shield, or on it."

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty! For tonight, we dine in hell! "

Hairspray

"Devil child! Devil child!"

Sweeney Todd

"At last my arm is complete again!"

Far as 300 goes....

"We expected Sparta's contribution to at least match our own."
"Doesn't it? You there, Arcadian! What is your profession?"
"I'm a potter, sir."
"And you, what is your profession?"
"Sculptor, sir."
"And you?"
"Blacksmith."
"SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!"
[Spartans yell]
"You see? I brought more soldiers than you did."

Walk Hard
"I'll get addicted to it or something?"
"It's not habit-forming!"

The Assassination of Jesse James
"I ain't never seen you outdrew guns neither."
"Can't figure it out. Do you wanna be like me or do you wanna be me?"
"Ah, I'm just makin' fun is all."

Zodiac
"Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches Bobby!"

Zwartboek (Black Book)
"We should get up and open the coffin."
"Yeah. We should..."

Once
"I have to go now."

Hot Fuzz
"You're a doctor. Deal with it."
"Yeah motherfucker!"

There Will Be Blood
"I can't keep doing this on my own, with these... PEOPLE."

Charlie Wilson's War
"Because Congress wouldn't know what it was voting on?"
"That's correct."
"I guess it was only a matter of time before ineptitude could be harnessed for good."

Hot Rod (wasn't wild about it, but I loved Will Arnett)
"BABE! WAIT!"

The Mist
"Those of you who aren't local should know that Mrs. Carmody is known in town for being unstable."

I'll stop now.

Charlie Wilson's War

"My loyalty? For the past 24 years people have been trying to kill me. People who know how. Now, why do you think that is? Is it because I'm the son of a Greek soda pop maker, or is it because I'm an American fucking spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child."

Death Proof

"I'm OK!"

Hotel Chavelier

"If we fuck I'm gonna feel like shit in the morning."
"I don't care how you feel."

"No matter what happens, I don't want to loose you as a friend."
"I promise you, I will never be your friend."

JUNO -
"I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid right in the weiner."

"Free condom? They're boysenberry."
"No, thanks. I'm off sex right now."
"My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie."

"You're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know?"
"I try really hard, actually."

HOT FUZZ
"I think... I would like... some ice cream..."
"We've got plenty of ice cream at the station."

ZODIAC
"Okay, this can no longer be ignored. What is that?"

300
"Give them nothing, but take from them...EVERYTHING!"

"The thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun."
"Then we will fight in the shade."

Charlie Wilson's War

"We'll see."

There Will Be Blood
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!"

"Well Eli, that was one helluva goddamn show you put on there."

Juno
I'm still in if you are.

Sonofabitch! I was gonna say that. Well, it's funny as hell, good to know someone besides me thinks so.

The Simpsons Movie:
Moe: "This is why we should hate kids!"

The Bourne Ultimatum:
Bourne: "Look at us. Look at what they make you give."

I love that that's the exact quote from Clive Owen from the first Bourne movie.

My favourite dialogue is mostly from No Country For Old Men:

Llewelyn: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn: Well then I'll tell her myself.
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Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
Ed Tom: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Gave me goosebumps when I saw it, as it was my favorite moment from Identity too. I love the way it sort of messes with the other hitman; The line coupled with the fact that Bourne didn't pull the trigger earlier made him stop and think about the work he does. I think it's brilliantly written and brilliantly played in the movie.

More Knocked Up goodness. Hell, might as well just put the whole script on here:

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

"Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and fuck each other."
"Who needs a time machine?"

"If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich." (gotta use that one while out on the town at least once)