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Moltisanti dream

post #1 of 18
12/28/07 at 8:11pm
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I have a possibly incriminating revelation to make:

I had a dream about Moltisanti a few nights ago. Yes, he looked like his avatar.

We were chasing Dolph Lundgren through a network of small, tiled rooms full of partitions, like perhaps a toilet or shower block. We never actually caught a full glimpse of Dolph, as he was always just maddeningly out of reach; hidden by a partition, or around a corner.

Throughout the chase, Moltisanti was reciting Dolph info to help us catch him. Stuff like "In Red Scorpion, he turns left down a hallway, so that's where we'll probably find him!"

Dolph was hearing all this as we chased him, and it began to wear down even his cold heart. He eventually chuckled, realised he had a fan, and stopped running. When we finally saw him he was really skinny and had a beard, like maybe he was battling sickness.

Then I woke up.

This is to date the only dream I have had about a Chewer, but I hope to have hallucinations of duke fleed levitating over my bed later tonight!
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post #2 of 18
12/28/07 at 8:14pm
You too?
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post #3 of 18
12/28/07 at 8:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul McCartney
Then I woke up.
Were you sticky?
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post #4 of 18
12/28/07 at 8:27pm
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Originally Posted by Cervaise
Were you sticky?
Moltisanti + Dolph Lundgren, do you really need to ask.
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post #5 of 18
12/28/07 at 9:07pm
Paul McCartney. Sorry...I do not perform levitations in or out of dreams. I especially will not be floating above your bed tonight or any other...pleasant dreams.
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post #6 of 18
12/28/07 at 9:49pm
I had a dream recently that feels like something only a Chewer could have.

So I'm directing this moderately-budgeted (40 mil, probably) Hollywood movie in South Boston starring Mark Wahlberg, shooting in this house, when Mark says to me that he wants to have his brothers in the movie too. I sorta sigh and go, alright, fine, if it'll get the movie done, and bring in Donnie and Robert Wahlberg as well. And then Mark says "Dude, this is nothing, I have, like, a shitload of other brothers." And then all of a sudden something like 80 other Wahlberg brothers show up in droves, and they all look moderately similar with minor variations. Just shitloads of 'em. And I'm just thinking to myself "Jesus Christ this is ridiculous." And so when we need to move across town to film in another location we have this whole fucking convoy of SUVs packed with Wahlbergs driving, just tons of 'em, and it's such an organizational clusterfuck I'm pretty much just like "Man this dream blows, I'm out" and I woke up.
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post #7 of 18
12/28/07 at 10:00pm
"Moltisanti Dream" dream sounds like a specialty cocktail at a trendy nightspot.
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post #8 of 18
12/28/07 at 11:14pm
You people are gayer than "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2".
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post #9 of 18
12/28/07 at 11:21pm
So when you woke up did you roll over in the bed and do it with Moltisanti 4 times is a row?
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post #10 of 18
12/29/07 at 12:12am
I had one about Ripoll a few months back.
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post #11 of 18
12/29/07 at 12:24am
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Originally Posted by Stormin
I had a dream recently that feels like something only a Chewer could have.

So I'm directing this moderately-budgeted (40 mil, probably) Hollywood movie in South Boston starring Mark Wahlberg, shooting in this house, when Mark says to me that he wants to have his brothers in the movie too. I sorta sigh and go, alright, fine, if it'll get the movie done, and bring in Donnie and Robert Wahlberg as well. And then Mark says "Dude, this is nothing, I have, like, a shitload of other brothers." And then all of a sudden something like 80 other Wahlberg brothers show up in droves, and they all look moderately similar with minor variations. Just shitloads of 'em. And I'm just thinking to myself "Jesus Christ this is ridiculous." And so when we need to move across town to film in another location we have this whole fucking convoy of SUVs packed with Wahlbergs driving, just tons of 'em, and it's such an organizational clusterfuck I'm pretty much just like "Man this dream blows, I'm out" and I woke up.
Now imagine Eddie Murphy playing all Wahlbergs.

If I had a Moltisanti dream, it'd go something like this:

The dream begins with me, Molts and Gary Speakman working out. Lots of sweat. Lifting weights, drinking raw eggs, joyful runs at the beach in ridiculously small shirts while Frank Stallone sings a song. Later on me, that bastard Dillon and Molts visit a decent amount of strip clubs, narrowly escaping some guy with long white hair. Of course we're wearing long black coats, sun-glasses, dog tags and fingerless gloves and have three day stubble and a mullet. It's to note that wherever we are, we always seem to be in the shadows. Our voices are quiet and husky. What follows is kicking Yakuza butt in an old warehouse, more sweat and an annoying topless blonde reporter. Oh and splits.
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post #12 of 18
12/29/07 at 12:25am
I dreamed that Nick completed work on Meg.
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post #13 of 18
12/29/07 at 7:07pm
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Originally Posted by TheCynic
I dreamed that Nick completed work on anything.
Fixed...

I'm just friggen kidding.
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post #14 of 18
12/29/07 at 7:16pm
The only dream I've had about chewers is having dinner with Diva and Devin. I was eating and they were just sitting there holding hands.
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post #15 of 18
12/29/07 at 8:19pm
What's truly weird is that I had a dream about McCartney a few nights back. We were double teaming Jaws' girlfriend from MOONRAKER. Then we strangled her with her own pigtails. Then more double teaming. Then I woke up. The perfect start to a Christmas morning.
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post #16 of 18
12/29/07 at 8:41pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Myers
Now imagine Eddie Murphy playing all Wahlbergs.

If I had a Moltisanti dream, it'd go something like this:

The dream begins with me, Molts and Gary Speakman working out. Lots of sweat. Lifting weights, drinking raw eggs, joyful runs at the beach in ridiculously small shirts while Frank Stallone sings a song. Later on me, that bastard Dillon and Molts visit a decent amount of strip clubs, narrowly escaping some guy with long white hair. Of course we're wearing long black coats, sun-glasses, dog tags and fingerless gloves and have three day stubble and a mullet. It's to note that wherever we are, we always seem to be in the shadows. Our voices are quiet and husky. What follows is kicking Yakuza butt in an old warehouse, more sweat and an annoying topless blonde reporter. Oh and splits.
You forgot the punching out of the asshole police captain that was obstructing them the entire time.
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post #17 of 18
12/31/07 at 11:32am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Then I woke up. The perfect start to a Christmas morning.
Then you woke up and rolled over and made love with McCartney four times in a row.
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post #18 of 18
1/2/08 at 12:48pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCynic
I dreamed that Nick completed work on Meg.
Too soon! Too soon!
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