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Know what this tattoo needs? Bigger tits!

post #1 of 36
12/31/07 at 7:05pm
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Possibly NSFW- http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.c...too-boobs.html

I'm... I'm speechless.
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post #2 of 36
12/31/07 at 7:14pm
what...the...fuck...
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post #3 of 36
12/31/07 at 7:24pm
Thread Starter 
True, but I'm not sure the post-op Slash was such a good choice either.
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post #4 of 36
12/31/07 at 7:29pm
Hope he gets some collagen injections and a vaginaplasty to go with it.

Moron.
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post #5 of 36
12/31/07 at 7:30pm
That's ridiculous. How's he going to feel up his tattoo way down on his calf?
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post #6 of 36
12/31/07 at 7:32pm
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Originally Posted by Johnny Bola
That's ridiculous. How's he going to feel up his tattoo way down on his calf?
It's a gift to midgets and Keebler elves.
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post #7 of 36
12/31/07 at 7:56pm
Allow me to be the voice of dissent here and say: That's awesome.
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post #8 of 36
12/31/07 at 8:07pm
Looks like the result of some horrible Hacky Sack accident.
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post #9 of 36
12/31/07 at 8:14pm
Van Damme should get a tattoo like that on his head lump.
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post #10 of 36
12/31/07 at 8:26pm
That should really impress them down at the call center.
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post #11 of 36
12/31/07 at 8:29pm
It's cool that he liked Bandidas, but come on.
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post #12 of 36
12/31/07 at 8:30pm
He went that far and wouldn't even spring for nipples?

For shame.
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post #13 of 36
12/31/07 at 9:59pm
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Originally Posted by Brad_Lohan
He should've gotten that tattoo on his balls then just Botoxed his scrotum.

God fucking damnit I love Chud.
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post #14 of 36
12/31/07 at 11:07pm
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Originally Posted by Cervaise
It's a gift to midgets and Keebler elves.
He'd be an instant millionaire if he had a webcam with various dogs in full cosplay going to town on his leg.
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post #15 of 36
12/31/07 at 11:09pm
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Originally Posted by Brad_Lohan
He should've gotten that tattoo on his balls then just Botoxed his scrotum.
What would the story be about her unnaturally long nose? Elephantitis?
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post #16 of 36
12/31/07 at 11:33pm
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Originally Posted by sunwukong
What would the story be about her unnaturally long nose? Elephantitis?
See: Bigalow, Deuce; European Gigalo.

Actually, for the love of Christ, don't.
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post #17 of 36
1/1/08 at 1:37am
Would sucking on his ankle titties be considered a gay activity?
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post #18 of 36
1/1/08 at 1:40am
How the fuck will what appear to be leg tumors get this guy any action?
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post #19 of 36
1/1/08 at 2:44am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
How the fuck will what appear to be leg tumors get this guy any action?
When he tells some poor drunk girl he decorated his dangerous cancer with a tattoo to make himself feel better about his impending demise.


The more I think about it, the more I realize there are a lot of guys I know who would think this is a good idea for the above reason. That is sad.
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post #20 of 36
1/1/08 at 3:14am
This is exactly what I need to help give my Kuato tattoo a little extra "umph."
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post #21 of 36
1/1/08 at 5:12am
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Originally Posted by Litmus Configuration
This is exactly what I need to help give my Kuato tattoo a little extra "umph."
Complete with animatronic stubbly arms and a voicebox that moans "Quaidddddd" every quarter-hour. Don't forget to feed your Kuato, kids!
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post #22 of 36
1/1/08 at 7:25am
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
The sad thing? In some pathetic way, shape or form, I'm sure this assclown thinks that'll help him get laid.
The assclown is his next one. Calfwhore took up most of his savings.
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post #23 of 36
1/1/08 at 10:02am
I hope his leg gets cut of in some freak accident and he bleeds to death because the paramedics are busy laughing at his tattoo.
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post #24 of 36
1/1/08 at 2:31pm
Pft, they look so fake.
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post #25 of 36
1/1/08 at 3:12pm
He should wear a calf-bra or those things will just be swinging by his ankles in WEEKS!!
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post #26 of 36
1/1/08 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by sunwukong
He'd be an instant millionaire if he had a webcam with various dogs in full cosplay going to town on his leg.


I take it you were meaning variations on this...
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post #27 of 36
1/1/08 at 7:23pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
The sad thing? In some pathetic way, shape or form, I'm sure this assclown thinks that'll help him get laid.
wait, you mean it WON'T????
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post #28 of 36
1/1/08 at 7:43pm
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Originally Posted by Graham
I take it you were meaning variations on this...
Yes, but more pedestrian.
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post #29 of 36
1/1/08 at 11:45pm
It's how he gets the babes.
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post #30 of 36
1/31/08 at 7:30am
This didn't end up that well.
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post #31 of 36
1/31/08 at 8:16am
He ... he took them out himself?
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post #32 of 36
1/31/08 at 9:25am
This is it, the apex of our civilisation. It can only go downhill from here.
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post #33 of 36
1/31/08 at 10:11am
this tattoo is about 50 times better then the one a buddy of mine got. He got the Chinese symbol for virtue on his arm, now i mind you he's a skinny guy..so not much arm muscle at all..so this tattoo is like 4 inches in height and a few inches wide..it looks terrible...then a few months later he thought it would be a good idea to get it on fire...HA wow, i need a photo of it...anyways...the bandit chick is way cool...the dude is a freaking moron for trying to give it fake tits..i mean wtf
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post #34 of 36
1/31/08 at 12:45pm
Can't say I didn't warn him. Well, I didn't, but god dammit...
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post #35 of 36
1/31/08 at 12:51pm
He got drippy tits, what did he expect?
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post #36 of 36
1/31/08 at 1:46pm
Best tattoo double mastectomy ever.
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