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Don Piano

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Thread Starter 
Trying way too hard to become the next Duke Fleed.
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Rather fitting that a poster who names himself after an expression that's trying way too hard to be relevant would have the same problem.
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Whoa.
post #4 of 33
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Originally Posted by Supremo
Rather fitting that a poster who names himself after an expression that's trying way too hard to be relevant would have the same problem.
While we're on the topic, where did the whole Oh, Don Piano! thing come from anyway? I blinked and it was already part of the site lexicon.
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Originally Posted by Trejo
While we're on the topic, where did the whole Oh, Don Piano! thing come from anyway? I blinked and it was already part of the pantheon.
I think you say that after you accidentally knife someone in the face.
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Originally Posted by billylove
I think you say that after you accidentally knife someone in the face.
Can you accidentally do that? Seems like it'd be pretty pre-meditated to me.
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Say what you will about Don Piano, I do enjoy the idea of someone dying of a "guilty conscious".
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OK. Quit feeding the guy and the others who are like him then. This thread, though I won't close it, has served its author's purpose. There's plenty of more worthwhile discussions for this fresh new year.
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
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Originally Posted by billylove
I think you say that after you accidentally knife someone in the face.
Can you accidentally do that? Seems like it'd be pretty pre-meditated to me.
Take it from me, not only is it possible to accidentally knife somebody lots of places, really it's inevitable.

Except the elbow, weirdly enough.
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
OK. Quit feeding the guy and the others who are like him then.
Serious question: then why not just ban him right now? I mean, he's clearly only here to derail threads. You can say "just ignore him," but considering how many retards here will STILL dogpile on a dead horse like Duke Fleed every chance they get, we both know that's not likely to happen.

I guess I don't understand why these one-note joke posters and unstable lunatics like Witchesbrew are allowed to hang around. We booted the Scorched Planet guys for doing this exact same thing, and they were a shitload more entertaining than Duke Fleed.
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Slater, + Feral Akodon, If you are saying that I only post to derail threads, it is not true. I post to converse about various issues brought up on CHUD. Ok, I get excited about things causing some threads to end, but I am not a joke poster! If you think I pay to much attention to things like anime, Street Fighter, etc fine...that's just me.
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Originally posted by duke fleed:

Slater, + Feral Akodon, If you are saying that I only post to derail threads, it is not true. I post to converse about various issues brought up on CHUD. Ok, I get excited about things causing some threads to end, but I am not a joke poster! If you think I pay to much attention to things like anime, Street Fighter, etc fine...that's just me.
I'm sure this has been said before, but: pronouns and contractions.
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Thread Starter 
Thanks for proving my fucking point.
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Feral Akodon, Chill out? I thought my response was rather calm, considering Slater wants me off the CHUD boards.
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I've had a feeling to neg rep Piano back into the stone age.
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Well make sure to have the Electric Gremlin ready to strike after a good hosing.
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Luckily, I have no idea who you are talking about.
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No offense, but you guys got what you deserved on this. As Ed Harris would say, "fuck the fleed."
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I am not and do not desire to be a troll.
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I can't believe you guys would lump fleed in with this guy. Fleed might have bad taste in everything, but he never tries to impose his opinion on others. Don Piano not only has stupid opinions, he's a jackass about it. I'm baffled that you guys can't see the difference.

I'm all for giving Don Piano the ol' heave-ho, but fleed deserves no such thing.
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I'd like to add my vote that fleed's not a troll, and that he is retardedly awesome, and that I would be sad if he left the boards.

And I'd like to add in my vote for harrybeanbag raping Don Piano to death.
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Feral Akodon, You were clear, but I thought that I was being lumped in the troll soup with that piano playing don.
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duke fleed is many things, but he is not a troll. I've kind of gone from hate to a grudging admiration.
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Why do I get this gut-punched feeling that both Duke and Don are alter-egos of some of the 'higher-ups' on this board?

It's just a feeling, but a feeling that resonates more and more with some of the things they post.

"J'accuse!"
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I haven't been a higher up since I was in a high chair as a baby. I have no connection with either the powers that be at CHUD or The Powers of Matthew Star.
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Originally Posted by duke fleed
I haven't been a higher up since I was in a high chair as a baby. I have no connection with either the powers that be at CHUD or The Powers of Matthew Star.
I'm speechless...I was having a new found respect for you, fleed, right until this post. Now you've made my head hurt.
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Ryan S, Sorry for the headache...but I do revel in bad puns.
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Every time I mention I like something I get labled as either possibly autistic, retarded, or some other negative.

Uncle Cthulhu, Why do you label me a weird guy? Ok, so we have different tastes...that doesn't make you strange. Also, why comment on my sex life? that has ZERO revelence on this board. If I wanted opinions of my sex life...I would go to Dr Ruth Westheimer. I don't want to discuss these things, especially as an off the cuff remark.

Look, If I played with the toys of my childhood that would be a different story. I get excited seeing live action adaptions of my fave anime, american cartoons, tv series, and video games, because I like the characters, thus I would like to see films continuing the stories in a different medium.
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Originally Posted by duke fleed
Every time I mention I like something I get labled as either possibly autistic, retarded, or some other negative.

Uncle Cthulhu, Why do you label me a weird guy? Ok, so we have different tastes...that doesn't make you strange. Also, why comment on my sex life? that has ZERO revelence on this board. If I wanted opinions of my sex life...I would go to Dr Ruth Westheimer. I don't want to discuss these things, especially as an off the cuff remark.

Look, If I played with the toys of my childhood that would be a different story. I get excited seeing live action adaptions of my fave anime, american cartoons, tv series, and video games, because I like the characters, thus I would like to see films continuing the stories in a different medium.
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But of course. His first movie: twenty years old and already going bald.
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duke fleed is just awesome. He collected more red boxes than Uwe Boll and actually got back to green within weeks. Amazing. He's the Beowulf of message boards. I'll happily follow the next adventures of duke fleed, especially looking forward to Knight Rider, GI Joe, Thundercats and Voltron.

I do miss MichaelBay.
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Chris Myers, Thank you for the support...Yo Joe!!!
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