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Virginity lost during a movie?

post #1 of 92
Thread Starter 
Someone mentioned in the CRITTERS thread that they lost their virginity while watching that classic. Did anyone else lose the big one while watching a flick? I did...and I'm not embarrassed to admit that it was during a presentation of THE PROPHECY. I hereby offer my thanks to Christopher Walken and the makers of THE PROPHECY for producing a film so awful that sex with me was the only viable alternative to watching it all the way through!
post #2 of 92
Well for the 30 seconds it lasted I remember "The King of New York" was running in the background cause we had rented that earlier in the night. So I guess we have Chris Walken in common there!
post #3 of 92
I lost mine to Christopher Walken. Small world.
post #4 of 92
I lost mine while watching footage I recorded of LD losing his to Walken.

Smaller world.
post #5 of 92
I somehow regained mine after watching Trejo watching LD lose his to Walken
post #6 of 92
I lost mine during Edward Scissorhands (rented, not in the theater).

So...thanks Johnny Depp?
post #7 of 92
Got a hand-job during a Friday 13th movie. Does that count?
post #8 of 92
First kiss was during Suicide Club, first handski and mouthski were Ed Wood, and I lost my virginity to Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.

But the first time I fell in love was while watching Ichi the Killer. And that's the one that I'll always carry with me.
post #9 of 92
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
First kiss was during Suicide Club, first handski and mouthski were Ed Wood, and I lost my virginity to Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.

But the first time I fell in love was while watching Ichi the Killer. And that's the one that I'll always carry with me.
Jesus, Patrick. Do you have any important life events not related to movies? More importantly, were the handski and mouthski during the same viewing of Ed Wood, and were they of the normal variety (handski then mouthski), or the Midwest variety where it's straight to a mouthski?
post #10 of 92
They're too many skis in that statement. This is American, speak English.
post #11 of 92
I assume David Lynch was nearby watching while smoking a cigarette and eating a sandwich. My guess is that it was Egg Salad.
post #12 of 92
The Wizard.

My uncle Gary just couldn't get enough (of the movie).
post #13 of 92
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Originally Posted by BobClark
Are all of these video or theatrical?

I lost respect for many actors and actresses in the theater.
post #14 of 92
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
First kiss was during Suicide Club, first handski and mouthski were Ed Wood, and I lost my virginity to Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.

But the first time I fell in love was while watching Ichi the Killer. And that's the one that I'll always carry with me.
Patrick, I think this explains so very, very much about you. At the very least, good choice of girls who'd want to even watch those!
post #15 of 92
I tried my damnedest during a video viewing of Absolute Power, then again during a video viewing The Juniper Tree (staring Bjork), but both times I was shut down at third base.
post #16 of 92
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
At the very least, good choice of girls who'd want to even watch those!
He never specified gender.
post #17 of 92
I lost my virginity long before this, but I got a blowjob whilst watching Best In Show (on HBO). The girl got kind of pissed at me because after a while I was completely ignoring her and just watching the movie (I even turned up the volume). She wasn't exactly well versed in blowjobbery anyway, so I think that kind of justifies my forgetting that she was even there. Kind of.
post #18 of 92
This thread will haunt all of us who use real names.

This is a message board, so I don't expect any of you to believe a word I say. But I don't really give a shit since I'm probably having more sex than you: The Thing, Fight Club and Annie Hall. It wasn't my first time, but I figured if I was going to sleep with someone, it may have been during one the classics. And all were at home (who has sex during a theatrical re-release of Annie Hall? That's stupid).
post #19 of 92
Cnn
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Originally Posted by BorisTheCheese
Cnn
Huzzah!
post #21 of 92
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
Patrick, I think this explains so very, very much about you. At the very least, good choice of girls who'd want to even watch those!
Well obviously they weren't that into the movies.
post #22 of 92
I thought about linking the video of Olivia Newton-John singing Xanadu to this post, Lisa, just in good natured jocularity. But that's a cheap shot, and I'm better than that.


No, I'm not.

C'mon! It had Swan from The Warriors in it, for fuck's sake!

On a lighter note, when my wife and I were dating, our first time was during an episode of Hogan's Heroes. That count?
post #23 of 92
Does getting your first blow job during Vision Quest count?

The sad part is that now I get turned on any time I see Ronny Cox...
post #24 of 92
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Make that "I have two friends who suck."
Hey, you keep pitchin' them, I'll keep swingin'.

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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Now, see, I'm thinking you shouldn't have mentioned that. At least I didn't lose my virginity to wacky nazis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSETEKTtPGI


Don't worry, he saw nothing. NO...THING!
post #25 of 92
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~
Does getting your first blow job during Vision Quest count?

The sad part is that now I get turned on any time I see Ronny Cox...


I fail to see the down side in that, hell, Ronny's "O" face always gets me in the mood...

post #26 of 92
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
I fail to see the down side in that, hell, Ronny's "O" face always gets me in the mood...
That's what happens when you sneeze and keep your eyes open.... with no helmet on Mars.
post #27 of 92
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Originally Posted by LisaNewYork
Can we assume that movie theme-songs count? Because I'll cop to a particularly embarrassing one - the theme from Xanadu was on the fucking radio. What can I tell you? I was 16 in 1980, and that song was played constantly. And by the time the guy and I got things going, neither of us was particularly interested in getting up to change the station.
If we're counting radio stuff, the "modern rock" station(they went by "alternative" back then) changed formats WHILE I was losing my virginity. I was stoned as hell, and didn't know they had changed to a rap/r&b station until the next day. I thought the radio was on the fritz at the time.

Either way, I don't know if it was some sort of sign.
post #28 of 92
I lost mine to country music on the radio. The next morning we watched Billy Madison. on video.
post #29 of 92
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Originally Posted by Mario Van Peebles
I lost my virginity during Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.
Fixed.
post #30 of 92
A good friend of mine had oral sex performed on him for the first time while watching Dante's Peak in the theater.
post #31 of 92
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Originally Posted by Michael Shaver
A good friend of mine had oral sex performed on him for the first time while watching Dante's Peak in the theater.

He must be a really good friend if you blew him in a theatre.
post #32 of 92
The Rose. On VHS.
post #33 of 92
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Originally Posted by grundle
He must be a really good friend if you blew him in a theatre.
I wasn't there. As soon as he got home he called and told me about it.
post #34 of 92
SNL. It was just so unfunny.
post #35 of 92
Is it cool to mention the Ice Capades here, or should I start a new thread?
post #36 of 92
The Goonies
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post #38 of 92
I may have stated this before but I did once get a handjob during Borat. Not losing my virginity but an awesome experience anyway.
post #39 of 92
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Originally Posted by billylove
Got a hand-job during a Friday 13th movie. Does that count?
Depends. Which one?
post #40 of 92
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Originally Posted by Chris Myers
Depends. Which one?
Odds are the left one.
post #41 of 92
I got my first footjob while watching Attack of the Clones...I now get a hard one whenever I see it.
post #42 of 92
Especially the scenes w/ the marching stormtroopers, right?
post #43 of 92
I got head during Finding Nemo. In the theater. I was lost on several plot points because of this.
post #44 of 92
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Originally Posted by Syd
I got head during Finding Nemo. In the theater. I was lost on several plot points because of this.
That sounds like the kind of story Creed would tell.
post #45 of 92
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Originally Posted by Michael Shaver
A good friend of mine had oral sex performed on him for the first time while watching Dante's Peak in the theater.
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Originally Posted by grundle
He must be a really good friend if you blew him in a theatre.
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Originally Posted by Michael Shaver
I wasn't there. As soon as he got home he called and told me about it.
I must have misunderstood, my apologies. But if your friend's name is Michael I'll take back the apology, plus your handle will have taken on a whole new significance.
post #46 of 92
I wish I had lost my virginity during a movie. It would have been enjoyable and memorable then.
post #47 of 92
EDIT: Nevermind. My browser is loading posts and threads in odd ways and the post I made earlier didn't appear so this was a re-post.
post #48 of 92
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Originally Posted by Brendan
I wish I had lost my virginity during a movie. It would have been enjoyable and memorable then.
Did you lose it at gunpoint or something?
post #49 of 92
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper
Is it cool to mention the Ice Capades here
Now that's what Brian Boitano would do.
post #50 of 92
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Originally Posted by TheMonsterZero
Ummm, I think that would qualify as a memorable loss of virginity. But I come from a small town so maybe that's just me.
Apparently, you don't participate in kinky Deer Hunter sex roleplay.
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