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post #51 of 92
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Originally Posted by TheMonsterZero
I shoved my hand down a girls pants for the first time [during Attack of the Clones]!
That's an awesome image if the movie inspired you.

Anakin: I don't like sand.
TheMonsterZero: It's now or never! *shoves hand down girl's pants*

Anyone ever get it on (not necessarily their first) while watching a DVD, so you get to hear the menu play over and over and over after the movie ends? Team America was great for this. Amerrrricaaaa, FUCK YEAH!
post #52 of 92
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Originally Posted by Anderson
Did you lose it at gunpoint or something?
No, just the girl I was with sucked at it. It was like I was dry humping a pillow. She wouldn't do anything or let me try anything. I'm not saying I was asking to cum on her face or stick it up her butt but my God... prude as can prude can be. I don't even remember having an orgasm actually. I think she did but I was so bored out of my mind I didn't care. I wanted out. From then on I made excuses to avoid having sex with her. It was bad.

It was obviously some sort of trust issue or something. But if she didn't trust me enough then don't have sex with me. I never forced her into it or even implied I would cut her loose if she didn't. I would wait for her when she was ready.

However the next girl I was with was fucking psychotic. So I got the crazies out of the way first. From then on it's just been decent to good.
post #53 of 92
I know need to have sex with an American while watching Team America
post #54 of 92
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Originally Posted by lordelsey
I know need to have sex with an American while watching Team America

I have a similar desire, but instead of watching Team America, I want to watch Thirteen and, well, nevermind.
post #55 of 92
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Originally Posted by Brendan
No, just the girl I was with sucked at it. It was like I was dry humping a pillow. She wouldn't do anything or let me try anything. I'm not saying I was asking to cum on her face or stick it up her butt but my God... prude as can prude can be. I don't even remember having an orgasm actually. I think she did but I was so bored out of my mind I didn't care. I wanted out. From then on I made excuses to avoid having sex with her. It was bad.

It was obviously some sort of trust issue or something. But if she didn't trust me enough then don't have sex with me. I never forced her into it or even implied I would cut her loose if she didn't. I would wait for her when she was ready.

However the next girl I was with was fucking psychotic. So I got the crazies out of the way first. From then on it's just been decent to good.
Yet another reason to engage in lots of other sex play with your partner before having vaginal sex the first time (in terms of virgins/people new to sex). That way you can determine the prude factor before it becomes "dry humping a pillow." Imagine what a bad time she was having!
post #56 of 92
Batman Begins. The third act was the best part of the movie.
post #57 of 92
The first time a girl touched my crotch was in Baz's Romeo + Juliet. I think I was 14 or 15. That was pretty awesome.

Lost virginity was a better situation. Kicked off in the middle of one of the N64 wrestling games with the first girlfriend after high school.
post #58 of 92
I just had sex during Ratatouille. I think Pixar films are my lucky charm, which is one more reason to love them.
post #59 of 92
Heh...I lost my virginity while watching The Breakfast Club.
Well, the sound was off, but still...=D
post #60 of 92
I popped my cherry with The Ref playing in the background. Ah, the sheer romance of it all...

Ah well, at least it was a good movie.
post #61 of 92
in high school my girl and i used to have sex all the time with tommy boy playing..but it's not like we watched the movie at all...and this was during the time of VHS! oh yes! shit..that was back in 2000 damn the memories!
post #62 of 92
My ex girlfriend gave me my first blowjob when we were watching Kid Galahad on TCM.
post #63 of 92
I feel so left out, having lost it during an episode of Angel. I did get a blow job in a theater while watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Maybe that's why I love Alfonso Cuaron...
post #64 of 92
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Holy shit, yes. And every single time, we had to stop what we were doing and turn the sound down. I cannot have sex during a movie. I get so distracted, I just end up watching.
Heh, you just reminded me of a funny story. Well, not funny so much as awkward as hell but whatever.

I was seventeen and I was crashing at this random hot hostel guys place in San Francisco. We were pretty much just having sex and occasionally doing various psychedelics for a few days, but at one point he decided he wanted to smoke me up and show me Waking Life, which I'd never seen before. So, he put it in and about fifteen minutes into it, just when I was totally getting sucked into this cool trippy world (and smoking a cigarette I might add) he randomly decided to start eating me out.

I was just annoyed! Why the hell would you get me really high and then put in this amazing movie, which was like nothing I'd ever seen before, and then expect me to hop back on the sex train? I like the sex train, but come on, there's a right time and a wrong time! And we've been doing this all day!

We ended up compromising. He had sex, I looked over his shoulder and was tripped out by the philosophical ramblings.
post #65 of 92
I'll never watch Waking Life the same way again.
post #66 of 92
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Heh, you just reminded me of a funny story. Well, not funny so much as awkward as hell but whatever.

I was seventeen and I was crashing at this random hot hostel guys place in San Francisco. We were pretty much just having sex and occasionally doing various psychedelics for a few days, but at one point he decided he wanted to smoke me up and show me Waking Life, which I'd never seen before. So, he put it in and about fifteen minutes into it, just when I was totally getting sucked into this cool trippy world (and smoking a cigarette I might add) he randomly decided to start eating me out.

I was just annoyed! Why the hell would you get me really high and then put in this amazing movie, which was like nothing I'd ever seen before, and then expect me to hop back on the sex train? I like the sex train, but come on, there's a right time and a wrong time! And we've been doing this all day!

We ended up compromising. He had sex, I looked over his shoulder and was tripped out by the philosophical ramblings.
Do any other films come to mind?
post #67 of 92
Why couldn't you just let him finish eating you out? You didn't need to board the sex train, really.
post #68 of 92
I'm weak willed!
post #69 of 92
The.. with.. what.. but the.. and.. whozza.. whuzza..

Hwwoooarrrgghh!
post #70 of 92
Bill?
post #71 of 92
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
I'm weak willed!
But you make it out like it was his problem!

"So this guy, who kept feeding me psychadelics, got me really high and showed me this movie that blew my mind. Then he had the nerve to dive face first into my muff! God! What a dick, right?"
post #72 of 92
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Originally Posted by Trejo
The.. with.. what.. but the.. and.. whozza.. whuzza..

Hwwoooarrrgghh!
The latest CHUD meme!
post #73 of 92
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
But you make it out like it was his problem!

"So this guy, who kept feeding me psychadelics, got me really high and showed me this movie that blew my mind. Then he had the nerve to dive face first into my muff! God! What a dick, right?"
Could have waited until after the movie...s'all I'm sayin...
post #74 of 92
I wish someone went down on me while I was watching that movie. I would have enjoyed it then. For a while I thought The Devil Wears Prada wasn't that bad because of an oral sex experience that related to it.
post #75 of 92
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin
The latest CHUD meme!
I know! [sob] .. I know..

Be my kaishakunin?
post #76 of 92
Generally no...but there is a certain combination of factors, circumstances and things to be taken into consideration...oh fuck it, you people don't understand me! Maybe you'd have to have been there.
post #77 of 92
I hear that.
post #78 of 92
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Originally Posted by BobClark
I had no idea there was ever a bad time for oral.
Um......... taking a dump?

Although I'm sure there'a a clip out there somewhere.....
post #79 of 92
Even monkeys love head :

post #80 of 92
I lost my virginity immediately after watching Chaplain - does that count?
post #81 of 92
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Heh, you just reminded me of a funny story. Well, not funny so much as awkward as hell but whatever.

I was seventeen and I was crashing at this random hot hostel guys place in San Francisco. We were pretty much just having sex and occasionally doing various psychedelics for a few days, but at one point he decided he wanted to smoke me up and show me Waking Life, which I'd never seen before. So, he put it in and about fifteen minutes into it, just when I was totally getting sucked into this cool trippy world (and smoking a cigarette I might add) he randomly decided to start eating me out.

I was just annoyed! Why the hell would you get me really high and then put in this amazing movie, which was like nothing I'd ever seen before, and then expect me to hop back on the sex train? I like the sex train, but come on, there's a right time and a wrong time! And we've been doing this all day!

We ended up compromising. He had sex, I looked over his shoulder and was tripped out by the philosophical ramblings.

Fuck it. I'm moving to Vancouver. You can find me outside your window in about two days.
post #82 of 92
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Originally Posted by TheMonsterZero
Eeeeew.

Here's a good joke formula:

"I have a similar desire, but instead of watching Team America, I want to watch ___________ and, well, nevermind."
The Jackal. OK, well, just after going back to my dorm room after seeing The Jackal. I think Red Dwarf was on at the time.
post #83 of 92
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
We ended up compromising. He had sex, I looked over his shoulder and was tripped out by the philosophical ramblings.
I like the phrasing. "He had sex." Not "we had sex." Like he was having sex with someone else, and you were looking over them to see the TV.
post #84 of 92
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel View Post
That way you can determine the prude factor before it becomes "dry humping a pillow." Imagine what a bad time she was having!
There have been times when I would have preferred a pillow to the sad masses of humanity that I've found myself pounding away at...well, time to get back at it.
post #85 of 92
Bored in Brno. Some Czechoslovakian movie. About horny Europeans. And bananas.
post #86 of 92
Sleepaway Camp. The movie was better than my first time, and I really didn't like the movie.
post #87 of 92

sex & movie experiences

Well, the first hand job I ever received was in the middle of watching "The Breakfast Club" on VHS.
What was memorable about it was that we were in her dormitory's day room, sitting on a couch, surrounded by a dozen or so other students. We'd been laying on the couch under a blanket, doing a little make out action ranging from 2nd to 3rd base or so. I'm pretty sure it was her first time doing it as well, since she was a little shy about it.
But, once she unzipped my pants, pulled it out, and went to work, it was pretty impressive.
Ever since then (about 15 years ago) any time I see The Breakfast Club, that's what I think of.
post #88 of 92
Mine was during one of those TNT movie blocks, where they show 3 or 4 cable channel staples back-to-back. We started the sex at the end of Braveheart (I had never seen it so I had no idea he was getting disemboweled) and we finished in the beginning of Ghostbusters. The volume wasn't down that low, so right as I climaxed, the phrase "Hey Dean Yeager!" was forever etched into my mind with that memory.
post #89 of 92
Ummm, this kind of counts, I got my first hand/blowjob to one of Tarantino's soundtracks. I tink it was Reservoir Dogs but seeing as I was kind of busy you'll forgive me if I wasn't exactly paying attention.
post #90 of 92
Thanks for reviving this thread, the Munchausenesque sexual exploits contained within never fail to amuse.
post #91 of 92
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Heh, you just reminded me of a funny story. Well, not funny so much as awkward as hell but whatever.

I was seventeen and I was crashing at this random hot hostel guys place in San Francisco. We were pretty much just having sex and occasionally doing various psychedelics for a few days, but at one point he decided he wanted to smoke me up and show me Waking Life, which I'd never seen before. So, he put it in and about fifteen minutes into it, just when I was totally getting sucked into this cool trippy world (and smoking a cigarette I might add) he randomly decided to start eating me out.

I was just annoyed! Why the hell would you get me really high and then put in this amazing movie, which was like nothing I'd ever seen before, and then expect me to hop back on the sex train? I like the sex train, but come on, there's a right time and a wrong time! And we've been doing this all day!

We ended up compromising. He had sex, I looked over his shoulder and was tripped out by the philosophical ramblings.
Upon re-reading old thread entries I've determined that this...this is glory.
post #92 of 92
I got my first blow job immediately after watching a UK basketball game, it was nice. And I'm going to sound like a sap but, I think Hannah Montana was playing in the back ground when I lost my virginity. It was either that or Fresh Prince of Bel Air, I can't exactly remember....
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