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post #51 of 88
1/7/08 at 12:01am
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Originally Posted by Don Piano
No, if I were Devin ". . . I would only think snarky comments instead of saying them, because I'd be too afraid of you hitting me."
Don Piano actually brings TEH FUNNY.

Old Bruce Wayne is a bit long in the tooth as a Chud gimmick. Here's my proposed new "Old Bruce Wayne" thread ender:



**picture courtesy of Slater
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post #52 of 88
1/7/08 at 12:16am
That shirt is just amazing.
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post #53 of 88
1/7/08 at 4:34am
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Originally Posted by Peter Venkman
but that was never really explained in the film at all...
Exactly. There was a time when Star Wars films were made that didn't insult our intelligence.
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post #54 of 88
1/7/08 at 4:53am
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Originally Posted by Overlord
Old Bruce Wayne is a bit long in the tooth as a Chud gimmick.
And wasn't amusing or useful to begin with.
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post #55 of 88
1/7/08 at 5:39pm
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Originally Posted by Vader
Seriously, guys.

We're 3 pages in now.
Yeah, but they're the new and much shorter pages. That's like what, 1/2 of an old page?

EDIT: DOH! Make that 4 new/short pages...
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post #56 of 88
1/7/08 at 5:58pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Yeah, but they're the new and much shorter pages. That's like what, 1/2 of an old page?

EDIT: DOH! Make that 4 new/short pages...
I don't like these new shorter pages. I was frantically checking my User CP to see if I'd changed the posts per page.

Back on topic, there are some things Lucas used to allow you to put together yourselves (and yeah, torturing Han as Luke-bait is pretty easy to follow), and some shit you have to glean from action figure packages and other ancillary media (note that everyone knows what Ewoks are, yet they are never referred to by name in Jedi).
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post #57 of 88
1/7/08 at 6:11pm
For all we know, Ewok might be a derogatory term to them. Like the galactic equivalent of the N word.
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post #58 of 88
1/7/08 at 6:34pm
It needs to be pointed out that if (as is likely to be the case) Don Piano is some other user of the site taking the piss, it is actually far more pathetic than if he were for real.
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post #59 of 88
1/7/08 at 6:50pm
So ... what happened to Luke's lightsaber? Did it tumble into the atomsphere of Bespin, never to be seen again? Or is some Ugnaught now the baddest mother fucker on Cloud City?
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post #60 of 88
1/7/08 at 6:52pm
At least it isn't one of those "Don't you just hate pants?" type of threads.
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post #61 of 88
1/7/08 at 6:54pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
So ... what happened to Luke's lightsaber? Did it tumble into the atomsphere of Bespin, never to be seen again? Or is some Ugnaught now the baddest mother fucker on Cloud City?
They actually addressed this in the expanded universe. In one story they scoured the surface of the planet for the hand with the lightsaber and cloned Luke from it. The clone used the lightsaber as its weapon, and was named Luuke. Silly, eh?
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post #62 of 88
1/7/08 at 7:50pm
The surface of a gas planet?
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post #63 of 88
1/7/08 at 8:30pm
My Ugnaught idea was better.
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post #64 of 88
1/7/08 at 9:03pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
The clone used the lightsaber as its weapon, and was named Luuke. Silly, eh?
Did said clone have a hit with a ribald rap song that incorporated Full Metal Jacket dialogue?
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post #65 of 88
1/9/08 at 6:10pm
Thread Starter 
The lightsaber was lost after Luke's hand was cut off.
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post #66 of 88
1/9/08 at 6:11pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin K
The surface of a gas planet?
That's what "they" wanted you to believe.

It was actually a dumping group for ewok corpses.
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post #67 of 88
1/9/08 at 6:52pm
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Originally Posted by Overlord
Old Bruce Wayne is a bit long in the tooth as a Chud gimmick.
Might I be so bold as to suggest:
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post #68 of 88
1/10/08 at 12:39am
I've always been amused that, to me anyway, it looks like Vader has little pictures pinned up inside his meditation chamber.
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post #69 of 88
1/10/08 at 1:00am
He probably has a little shrine to Natalie Portman in there. Then again, who doesn't?
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post #70 of 88
1/10/08 at 1:06am
Actually it looks more like a reading lamp, or possibly a showerhead. Must keep one's helmet at its shiniest!

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post #71 of 88
1/10/08 at 5:33pm
If you stare at a non talking non moving picture of Jar Jar he becomes very VERY funny to look at. I think it's the stoned lazy eyes. At least they got the look right.
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post #72 of 88
1/11/08 at 4:46pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin K
The surface of a gas planet?
That's what I thought, but Wikipedia said that gas giants frequently have solid cores, so it does make sense.
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post #73 of 88
1/14/08 at 9:01pm
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Originally Posted by Domingo
I think it's the stoned lazy eyes. At least they got the look right.
Racist.
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post #74 of 88
1/15/08 at 12:28am
There's nothing racist about it. It's a known fact that all Gungans are reefer addicts. Also, Jawas do meth. You don't even want to know what the Ewoks are doing.
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post #75 of 88
1/15/08 at 12:40am
I always thought it was the Tuskens who did Meth.
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post #76 of 88
1/15/08 at 1:23am
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Originally Posted by Greg David
There's nothing racist about it. It's a known fact that all Gungans are reefer addicts. Also, Jawas do meth. You don't even want to know what the Ewoks are doing.
Intervention: Star Wars featuring Jeff VanVonderen. "You know what I see when I look around this Council chamber? I see a bunch of Jedi who care about you like crazy."
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post #77 of 88
1/15/08 at 4:22am
I thought Jawas were just shaved Ewoks. Isn't that why they sounded exactly the same?
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post #78 of 88
1/15/08 at 4:45am
Yeah, they're probably shaved Ewoks who escaped from some kind of horrible life as sex slaves in a sick cult. That's why they wear the hoods.
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post #79 of 88
1/15/08 at 4:58am
I think we're on to something here...
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post #80 of 88
1/15/08 at 4:59am
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Originally Posted by Vader
Chewie would fuck him up.
Seriously, that's a fight I'd like to see.
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post #81 of 88
1/15/08 at 5:05am
Thread Starter 
If ewoks and gungans all started civilazation fron scratch, which would end up with a civil rights movement?
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post #82 of 88
1/15/08 at 2:07pm
Canadians.
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post #83 of 88
1/15/08 at 8:25pm
We don't use that word in polite society.
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post #84 of 88
1/15/08 at 8:32pm
North-North Americans?
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post #85 of 88
1/15/08 at 8:38pm
Illegal Eh-liens? (sorry)
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post #86 of 88
2/14/08 at 1:58am
Post-revamp bump. I know I'll regret it.
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post #87 of 88
2/14/08 at 3:44am
how did this one come back and so many others didn't?
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post #88 of 88
2/14/08 at 3:46am
Because I found it and bumped it. Any threads in particular you're looking for? It seems to have become my specialty.
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