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Sweeney 'Tard

post #1 of 7
1/7/08 at 3:26pm
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5432288.html

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Originally Posted by Houston Chronicle
TYLER — Deputies responding to a 911 call in this East Texas town found a gruesome scene: a human ear boiling in a pot on a stovetop and a hunk of flesh impaled on a fork sitting atop a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities believe that the 25-year-old man arrested in the death of his 21-year-old girlfriend cooked parts of her body and may have tried to eat them — actions he described to them in the emergency call that led them to the grisly discovery.
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post #2 of 7
1/7/08 at 4:54pm
There's no meat on a human ear. What was he thinking?
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post #3 of 7
1/7/08 at 5:07pm
She never listened!!!!
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post #4 of 7
1/7/08 at 5:28pm
He wanted to kick his relationship up a notch with some Emeril's Essence, but did so in a literal way.
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post #5 of 7
1/7/08 at 5:46pm
But was "Human Ear Helper"© (An easy, delicious, one-skillet solution to the question, “Who’s for dinner?”) used to spice things up?

Missed product placement op right there.
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post #6 of 7
1/7/08 at 5:47pm
Wait wait wait. Human ear floating in a pot of water.

Is Lumberton anywhere near Tyler, Texas?
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post #7 of 7
1/7/08 at 5:54pm
Texans, man. At least the bastard wasn't from Waco. Those fine folk are nuttier than the average Texan....and that's saying something.

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Authorities believe that the 25-year-old man arrested in the death of his 21-year-old girlfriend cooked parts of her body and may have tried to eat them — actions he described to them in the emergency call that led them to the gristle discovery.
Oh...fixed.
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