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The Best of Nicholas Cage, Action Hero

post #1 of 30
1/10/08 at 10:55pm
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1. "I'm gonna show you gawd does exist." *guitar solo* (Con Air, 1997)
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post #2 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:01pm
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Well, I fail at life.
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post #3 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:05pm

2. "....OKAY, let's ride."

I pull that out before I do anything, much to the chagrin of my friends, my dignity and God.
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post #4 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:06pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil!
For including the H, or is there other shit?
I think including the H is the chief offense so far.


3. "What are you gonna do?"
"What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day."
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post #5 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:10pm
I have no idea what the hell the two of you are talking about, but I'm having too much fun...


4. "NOT THE BEES!!!"
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post #6 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:10pm
5. Peach. I could eat peach for hours.
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post #7 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:13pm
6. "What a magical heap of Navajo horseshit!"
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post #8 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:15pm

7. "Sorry... all out of mercy."
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post #9 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:16pm
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Wicker Man is not a Nicolas Cage action movie. FAIL.
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post #10 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:17pm
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Originally Posted by Phil!
No H.
No Brendan, you fail.
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post #11 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:19pm
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8. "Do you like Elton John? Do you know the song 'Rocket Man'? The only reason I ask is because...it's you...you're the rocket man."
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post #12 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:20pm
9. "I drive a Volvo. A beige one."
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post #13 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:20pm
The pics make this thread even more badass.
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post #14 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:27pm

10. "I never really enjoyed The Messiah. In fact, I think it's fucking boring."
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post #15 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:30pm
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My favorite Con Air moment is actually Travolta as Cage, when he says "See anything ya like?!", but of course, I have to give credit to the crazy face he makes at his brother before fighting that dude in the SuperMax, and:


11. "I want to take his face...off."
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post #16 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:44pm

13. "Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" (guitar solo ensues)
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post #17 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:45pm

"Hey, man... You just fucked up your Ferrari!"


14. "It's not mine."

(We're already awfully Rock heavy but I couldn't help myself)
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post #18 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:47pm
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Yeah, the "best" was meant to be slightly humorous, especially considering the amount of crap on Cage's action resume, but all this thread is doing is making me want a Rock/Con Air/FaceOff marathon.
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post #19 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:48pm
I think a guitar solo should play every time Nick Cage stops speaking.
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post #20 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:48pm
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Originally Posted by RathBandu
all this thread is doing is making me want a Rock/Con Air/FaceOff marathon.
I was just thinking the same thing. I'm calling my local Cinemark to arrange that trifecta right now.
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post #21 of 30
1/10/08 at 11:50pm
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One of my favorite parts of Con Air is the opening credits montage, where we get the passage of Cage's time in prison.

"My wife and I will have our margaritas on the yacht."

"Dear Hummingbird, thank you for the cakes. I made a new friend with them. He sure does love 'em."

"Dear Casey, School is vewwy impawtant."
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post #22 of 30
1/11/08 at 12:03am
EDIT: Changed my mind...

New avatar. No lines necessary, this is HIS scene in Face/Off.
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post #23 of 30
1/11/08 at 12:43am
"Whadda ya say we quit the chitchat . . . A-HOLE!"
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post #24 of 30
1/11/08 at 12:47am
17:

*guitar solo*
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post #25 of 30
1/11/08 at 12:53am
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My old man has this theory that because Nic Cage is a huge Elvis fan, Con Air so much isn't a Nic Cage acting, as it's Nic Cage playing Elvis if Elvis were an action hero. I kind of love that.
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post #26 of 30
1/11/08 at 12:54am
18. "Ah'll take pleasure, in guttin' you... boy!"
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post #27 of 30
1/11/08 at 1:42am
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Originally Posted by RathBandu
My favorite Con Air moment
I'm pretty sure you're failing at something here.
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post #28 of 30
1/11/08 at 1:48am
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Con Air is great. Not objectively great, but I love it.
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post #29 of 30
1/11/08 at 1:55am
No, I mean I think you're talking about Face/Off.
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post #30 of 30
1/14/08 at 4:50pm
"I have an acronym for myself. You know what it is? BAD, B.A.D.: Balls, Attitude, Direction. You should give yourself an acronym, 'cause it helps you visualize your goals."
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